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12 Aug 1987
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Cedar Rapids Gazette in Cedar Rapids, Iowa
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Newspaper
Cedar Rapids Gazette
Location
Cedar Rapids, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Aug 12, 1987
Page
1
Iowa Democrats to issue credit cards for fundraising
Iowa Democratic Party plans a private credit card program with American Bank Card Services. Active Democrats will receive Mastercard or Visa cards linked to the party, with solicitations mailed and a share of monthly charges returning as revenue. Roeder calls it a new fundraising channel likely to start by October, offering direct contact and potential brochures in billing.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Judy
Daubenmier Gazette
Des Moines
Iowa Democratic Party
Phil Roeder
American Bank Card Services Inc
Canoga Park
Calif
Roeder
Mastercard
Visa
Iowa
Democratic Party
Kuwaiti Tankers Enter Kuwait Waters With Escorts
Three Kuwaiti tankers moved into Kuwait territorial waters after separating from U S escorts. They head to Al Ahmadi oil terminal to load cargoes for return, marking the second Navy escorted gulf transit amid regional mine activity and broader calls for international minesweeping.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Kuwait
U.S
Emirate
Persian Gulf
Britain
France
United States
Washington
Gulf
Iran
Iraq
United Nations
Rajai- Khorassani
U.N
Tehran
Security Council
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Defense Department
Robert Sims
U.S. Navy
Al-Ahmadi
Sea Isle City
Ocean City
Plane crashes into McDonalds in Munich killing six
A Piper Cheyenne struck a McDonald’s in Munich on Tuesday, killing six and injuring 14 while sparking a fire that destroyed the restaurant and a city bus. Three plane occupants, a bicyclist, and two people in the restaurant lot died, with at least 10 bus passengers among the injured. The pilot, a student, was reportedly practicing landings, though air controllers said he was experienced. About 30 diners escaped unharmed.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
McDonald's
Munich
Germany
Walter Hermann
Riem
Where's the beef star Clara Peller dies
Clara Peller, the 86 year old star of the Where's the beef television ads, died in her sleep at home in Chicago. Her daughter Marlene Necheles said the exact cause was not known. Peller rose to fame in 1984 with Wendy's ads and was remembered as a warm, magnetic figure by colleagues.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Chicago
Clara Peller
Peller
Marlene Necheles
Necheles
Denny Lynch
Wendy’s International Inc
Dublin
Ohio
Wendy’s
1987 U.S. and Iowa corn crops seen as smallest since 1983
Government forecasts 1987 U.S. corn yield at 7.23 billion bushels, down 12 percent from 1986, with per acre 121.4 bushels. Iowa corn yield projected at 1.34 billion bushels, 133 bushels per acre, amid drought and acreage cuts. Soybeans: U.S. about 2.0 billion. Iowa about 330 million.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
U.S. Department of Agriculture
U.S
Iowa
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