I Would Kill Jones If You Did Not Smile
A Chicago News poem ridicules a boastful suitor named Jones. The speaker insists on confidence and affection yet expresses chilling disdain if the beloved favors another. The voice laments Jones as conceited and inept, revealing a dangerous edge beneath flirtation.
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Chicago News
Surprise at Chivalry Sparks in Newspaper Quip
A San Francisco Examiner quip recalls a man letting a woman with a heavy suitcase pass with no help, then reveals the woman is his wife, highlighting social pecking and etiquette in a witty exchange.
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San Francisco Examiner
Eyes and No Eyes. A Stranger Seeks Mr Buzi man in Office
A timid visitor asks for Mr Buzi man in a dim office where a boy sits proudly, puffing a Flor de Woodbine. The boy dismisses the inquiry, urging him to use his eyes and leave. The scene shifts to a bold exchange about a stockholder and a title as romance unfolds, echoing the Chicago Record-Herald style.
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Flor de Woodbine
Mr. Buziman
Guv’nor
Balloon wedding at county fair draws laughter and questions
A quirky tale from a county fair recounts a man meeting a girl at the fair, proposing within fifteen minutes, and marrying in a balloon at eleven thirty. The crowd ponders how long the couple lasts as the joke circulates through papers like the Louisville Courier-Journal and Chicago News.
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Nordy
Butte
Louisville Courier-Journal
Lecturing on the Strenuous Life Sparks Palaver
The dialogue notes Travers asks about lecturing on the strenuous life while Palavers comments that giving orders is easier than doing them. The exchange appears in a Detroit Free Press piece.
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The
Economist
Travers
Detroit Free Press
On Himself Invalid Doctor Fear of Death
A dialogue between an invalid and a doctor from the New York Weekly where the patient fears burial alive while the physician reassures him that death will not come while the doctor attends him. The exchange emphasizes medical assurance and composure in face of mortality.
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New York Weekly
Bee an Opportunity Said in Cartoon Style
A brief comic exchange features a friend asking if an opportunity is seen and the enthusiastic character declaring it as out of sight, capturing a playful moment from a Chicago source.
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Barnes—Howes
Shedd
Howes
Bostop
Chicago
Mrs. Fletcher
Fletcher
Piano for Sale by F Stenger in Charlestown Ind
Second hand Decker Bros piano in good condition listed by F Stenger. Cash or easy payments offered. Call or address Charlottsville, Ind.
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Decker Bros
F.stenger
Charlottesville
Ind
Coughs Cured by Foley's Honey and Tar Substitutes
J H McCarty and Sop report quick relief from coughs with Foley's Honey and Tar product. Refuse substitutes noted alongside.
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Foley
Reluse
J. H. McCarty
Sop
Stolen Ride Tale of Mrs Fletcher and the Transfer
Mrs. Fletcher admits illegal use of a street car transfer after a young man on a corner urged her to take one. She enjoyed the thrill and worried about the law, noting others ride transfers to save a nickel. She later discovers another transfer from Mrs Boyer and pays the conductor.
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Sixty-fifth Street
Microbe kiss experiment teased in Boston Transcript
Aunt Jane questions Millie about a kiss with Mr Lipman in the hall last night. They joke about microbes in kisses and say they began experiments to test the story, noting they have just started and must not abandon the effort after one trial.
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Aunt Jane
Mr. Lipman
Millie
I. Millie
Boston Transcript
Pleasant Social at Hill Home By Christian Endeavor Group
The Christian Endeavor Society of the Friends church hosted a lively social at Mr and Mrs Sam B Hill's North Main Street home last Friday night with about fifty attendees. Guests guessed what was on papers pinned to their backs and played naming challenges aided by wall placards.
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Friends C. B. Society
Sam’. B. Hill
Christian Endeavor Society of the Friends Church
Sam‘i. B. Hill
North Main Street
Rema Stone
Miss Fear
Kitchen
Sam Jones
Rev. C. O. Whitely
Mrs. Hill
Fire on Market Street Ends Quick. New Brigade Praised
Monday afternoon about two o clock an alarm came from Mrs. Sarah White's residence on Market Street. Hose Co No 3 arrived quickly and fought the blaze, aided by citizens. The fire proved to be a burning flue, promptly extinguished. the town questions the need for organized fire control and leadership.
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Sarah White
Market, Street and Hose Co
No. 3
Domestic Bliss Joke From Chicago News
A humorous exchange reports wife claiming hot water prevents wrinkles and husband quipping that he stays in hot water due to her constant fuss. The dialogue showcases light domestic banter in a Chicago News feature.
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Chicago News
Quips From Yonkers Statesman
A brief exchange jokes about routine travel. She asks if the speaker leaves home at the same time, he replies no. He notes he never leaves two mornings at the same time, yet never misses a train because he always takes the same train.
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Yonkers Statesman
Social reformer quotes secrecy. bald judge notes photo
A social reformer proclaims that a man must hide nothing from his wife. A bald headed judge responds moodily, claiming the man cannot hide such matters, while nervously fingering a photograph of a ballet girl.
Insult and Slap Recalled in Journal Quip
A brief exchange quotes the New York Evening Journal lampooning an insult and a slap. It notes the assailant smiled throughout, highlighting a paradoxical gesture amid confrontation.
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New York Evening Journal
Ted Tom Breaks Christmas Gift Promise
A fragile line in a Smart Set gag notes Ted Tom breaking the Christmas gift pledge to his wife, prompting a witty exchange about the present and the pledge in a humorous context.
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Ted
Tom
Ned
A Life at Stake Foley's Honey and Tar Remedy
A claim extols Foley's Honey and Tar as life saving against pneumonia and la grippe. A dose or two is said to prevent severe illness. Sold by J. H. McCarty and Son for use.
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Foley
J. H.mccarty & Son
Tom Cox Conducted Business in Indianapolis Friday
Tom Cox transacted business in Indianapolis on Friday of last week in a brief note.
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Tom Cox
Indianapolis
The Bowling Tournament at Cy Rhoades Lanes
The Cy Rhoades bowling alley drew a full house on Thursday night as the all professionals fell to Rushville. Rushville led early but Carthage rallied, closing a 61 pin gap after the first game and nearly winning the series across four games with a final surge just short of victory. The recap lists each contestant and their scores per game.
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Cy Rhoades
Rushville
Carthage
Bilow
Odd Fellows Block plastering sparks town speculation
Citizens of Carthage discuss the plastering of the east room in the Odd Fellows Block on Mill street. Trustees say little about future business planned for the room, and residents await official word, hoping for clarity.
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Carthage
Odd Fellows Block
Mill Street
The
I. O. O. F. Lodge
Decoram Wilkes Sired by Anderson Wilkes in Litter Note
Decoram Wilkes 4 yr old trial 2:243 is sired by Decorum 2:30 and by Anderson Wilkes 2:22. Dam Maud D. traces to Gus Barrett and Lone Sis. 2nd Dam Rush by Tattler Boy, 3rd Dam by Earl's Sam. Hazzard.
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Decoram Wilkes
Decorum
Anderson Wilkes
Efile Powers
Sophia
Maggie Anderson
Maud D. Trial
Gus Barrett
Lone Sis
Legal Chief
Legal Tender Jr
Rush
Tattler Boy
Earl’s Sam. Hazzard
February Smart Set shines with varied fiction and essays
The February Smart Set features a major novelette Beyond copper by Arthur, plus sixteen excellent short stories by Caroline Dyer Owen Oliver Vincent Harper and others. An essay by James Hunneker on Ibsen plus notable poetry by Wilkinson Miller Goodale and others appear, marking the issue as a superb modern magazine.
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Arthur
Mr. Sivinger
Ralfies
Caroline Dyer
Edith Wharton
Owen Olivers
Vincent Harpers
South Seas
Entel Sigshee Small
Fame
Eliott Flower
Paradise
Margery “Williams
Catherine Mathews
Elizabeth A Sears
Guy R. Bolton
Helen Vacaresco
Tom Masson
Algernon Tassin
Cycule Hardy
James Huneker
Hunneker
Ibsen
Florence Wilkinson
Joaquin Miller
Dora Reed Goodale
Madeline Bridges
Clinton Dangerfield
Johan Arbuthnott
Richard Kirk
Leah Durand
Clinton Scollard
Pennsylvania Railroad survey for second track between Indianapolis and Columbus
Engineers from the Pennsylvania Railroad surveyed the line on Tuesday for a second track. The plan is to lay the second track immediately between Indianapolis and Columbus Ohio, allowing one track for eastbound and the other for westbound trains. Stop for sidings will end and head-on collisions will be prevented.
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Pennsylvania Railroad Company
Indianapolis
Coumbus
Ohio
Preventive medicines for early treatment and kidney care
The passage promotes Foley's Honey and Tar to ward off long troubles, Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets for bilious disorders, and Foley's Kidney Cure to prevent fatal kidney and bladder trouble. Sold by J. H McCarty & Son.
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Nothide
Foley
J H. McCarty & Son
Foley’s
J. H. McCarty & Son
Dentist Wagoner Offers Painless Modern Dentistry
E W Wagoner on West Main Street Knightstown announces painless dental procedures using the latest electrical appliances and harmless drugs. He guarantees satisfaction and provides all artificial dental appliances available.
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E. W. Wagoner
West Main St
Knightstown
Big Four Route Offers Low Cuba Excursion Tour
Low Cuba excursion rates via Big Four Route cover extensive territory with selling dates from January 17 to April 6. The trip, personally conducted by Mr Chas H Gates of Toledo, includes all expenses and visits to Cuba the land of perpetual Spring. Apply to the agent for complete information.
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Cuba
Chas H. Gates
Madison Ave
Toledo
Home Seekers Excursions to Numerous Territories
Fragmentary 19th century notice lists home seekers excursions to many territories including Alabama Arizona Arkansas Colorado Florida Georgia Indian Territory Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Nebraska New Mexico North Carolina North Dakota Oklahoma South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming over the period.
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Alabama
Arizona
Arkansas
British Columbia
Colorado
Florida
Georgia
Idaho
Indian Territory
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Mexico
North Carolina
North Dakota
Oklahoma
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming
Lew Batas
Mary
Local Dates for Upcoming Auctions and Sales
The notice lists selling dates across several years including December 20, 1904 and January 3 and 17, 1905. It also references February 7 and 21, 1995, March 7 and 21, 1905, and April 4 and 18, 1904 for multiple sale events.
Indigestion Relief Endorsed by Rock Mills Resident
Geo W. Emory of Rock Mills Alabama reports near complete digestion recovery after using Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets. He says they suit his case better than any remedy tried and he now eats almost anything. For sale by J H McCarty and Son.
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Chamberlain
Geo W. Emory
Rock Mills
Ala
J. H. McCarty & Son
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