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Dream of the Demes and the Crowned Woes in 1863
A satirical anti-monarchical lament from New York in 1863 by W. P. P. mocks royal pomp and divine right. The text envisions a future where people reject rulers like Measiaurs Divine Richt and allied dynasties, urging democratic equality and upright governance.
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Czar
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Hapsburg
Care for the Teethache. A German tale of courtship
A German music teacher follows a beautiful street passerby to a drugstore and, claiming a decayed tooth, asks for her opinion. The two converse in a barber shop like parlor as the man hopes to gain an audience with the lady. The scene ends with the doctor’s stern rebuke as the man seeks a professional moment.
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Elmox
Silks
Toothache Remedy Turns Bloody Dental Misadventure
A man visits a dentist who extracts the wrong tooth in a painful, mistaken procedure. The dentist apologizes, performs another extraction, and charges five dollars. He hazards a grim joke that future pain could be ended by pulling all his teeth.
Know-Nothingism Speech by John Clayton in Delaware
Hon John M Clayton delivers a long defense of the Know Nothing or American party platform in Delaware city. He discusses religious tolerance naturalization for aliens and Americans ruling their country while criticizing foreign voting, Nebraska policy, and party unity across geographic lines.
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John M. Clayton
Delaware City
Delaware Journal
Mr. C
American Party
Wild frontier brawls and theater notes in scattered scenes
A colorful, rough recounting of fist fights and tavern chaos mix with social notes about Fanny Fern N. P. Willis and Edwin Forrest at Idlewild. The piece also samples moral guidance on home life and domestic virtue, urging honest, cheerful households and measured parenting.
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Home Journal
Ruth Hall
Mistaken Charity and Old Fashioned Prudence
A satirical piece argues against harsh judgment of the poor and urges charity tempered by guidance. It condemns stinginess and moralizing while urging humane acts and practical aid, though delivered in a heated, informal voice.
Noble Child Guards Orphan Amid Epidemic
A Texas physician relays a touching tale of a little girl who, faced with caring for an orphan during an epidemic, pleads with her father to keep the child. The father agrees after the daughter vows to stay by and care for her companion, making the girl the guardian nurse herself. The scene evokes pure charity and selflessness.
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Howards
Mechanics the Palace Builders of the World
A spirited defense of mechanics praising their role in constructing palaces, ships, and cathedrals. The passage extols mechanical skill as essential to beauty, strength, and progress, urging respect for the fraternity of tradesmen.
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Farmer’s Honest Folly Ends in Unlikely Rescue
A droll tale from a rural community recalls an honest farmer who, aided by a clever animal, overcomes a mishap with wit. The involved incident highlights small-town charm and resourceful problem solving.
Know Nothing Convention Planned in Cincinnati
A Cincinnati correspondent reports to the New York Herald that a Know Nothing Convention will meet in Cincinnati on Wednesday last with twenty two states represented. The assembly aims to transfer routine business before the Council and to elect the Order’s Chief for the entire Union, who may be seen as the Know Nothing presidential candidate. Five men are named as likely contenders: Gen Sam Houston Texas Gen Winfield Scott New Jersey Hon Jacob Broom Pennsylvania Hon Millard Fillmore New York Hon John M Clayton Delaware.
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New York Herald
United States
Sam. Houston
Texas
Winfield Scott
New Jersey
Jacob Broom
Pennsylvania
Millard Fillmore
New York
John M. Clayton
Delaware
Solitary Harrion County HermitCultivator Earns Noted Autobiography
A female hermit in Harrion County lives alone in a self built house. She cultivates fields and makes her own tools and fences. This autumn she will sell one hundred bushels of corn and hundreds of bushels of poissoes. The column praises her industry and independence and hints at a potential marriage prospect.
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Harriaon
Harri
Tasman Man's Naus and Crustacean Jest
A quirky fragment portrays Nathaniel Shelly misnamed as Nat and mocked for spelling to insult him. The scene blends slang, humor, and muddled dialogue in a colonial newspaper style.
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Nathaniel Shelly
Nat
Philosophers and Kings in a Corinth Encounter
In a fragment from Wiltshire Mirror, Alexander and Diogenes debate virtue in a mythic Corinth setting, while a separate local note from Privet tells of a boy feeding and playing with adders under a shepherd’s distress, as authorities intervene.
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Privet
Mantiacea
Wiltshire
Humorous Fragments and Odd Inquiries From An Early 1900s Page
A compilation of miscellaneous snippets includes a child’s tale retelling, a quip about marriage by Dayton Gazette, an odd reference to Sancho, and varied notes on income reports, fashion items, and curiosities. The text features garbled OCR lines with mentions of Astor’s income, a Nebraskan ironies find, and a Cashmere shawl from the World’s Fair era.
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