Humorous Exchanges and Rural Anecdotes on Wide Roads
A humorous panel features a medic, recruit, and townsfolk trading quips about dyspepsia spelling, a burglar in the house, and a father under the bed. Jocular talk shifts to old trails replaced by broad highways where multiple cars may collide. Farmers Jasper and Corntassel tease a two legged calf and a visit to a daughter.
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Jasper
Corntassel
Turnover of Trades in a Rural Tale
A dialogue features a Black man named Sam describing a chain of barter trades. He starts with buying a mule for $10, swapping it for a bicycle, then a mangle iron, then a bedstead, and finally selling the bedstead for $10. He insists the profit lies in the business done rather than monetary gain.
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Lawdy
Not Warned Jones and Wife on Hotel Veranda
A couple behind a hotel veranda palm overhear a young man courting a girl on a bench. Mrs. Jones urges her husband John to whistle to warn the couple, wondering why no one warned him.
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Jones
Night Visitor Confusion and Odd Kitchen Banter
A cryptic exchange at 4 am features a sentry, a guest, and a host with odd claims about family roles. The verse then shifts to a collage of lines about hunger, a dog named Towser, a loving couple, and a persistent advertiser, all rendered in a humorous, riddle like tone.
Peaceful mediator stirs melee with twelve arbiters
A bystander recalls a man of peace who urged two youths to settle their dispute by arbitration selecting twelve friends as arbiters. When he returned, the street chaos had resumed as the arbitrators themselves fought.
Old Gags That Find New Victims
A playful look at office prank routines and apprentice initiation gags across trades. The piece recalls clever tricks like chasing a left handed wrench or buckets of steam, noting such pranks ease new workers into the workforce and build camaraderie.
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Jimmy
Notable American Slogans Through History
A survey of historical political slogans shows how such phrases crystallize issues and sway elections. The list recalls famous lines from Tippecanoe and Tyler Too to Remember the Maine, and notes how some phrases boosted campaigns while others backfired.
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United States
Bragg
Maine
Gridley
Tippecanoe
Tyler
Harrison
Tippecanoe River
Crucify Mankind Upon a Cross of Gold Lost to Sound Money
A political clash highlights the rival slogans with William Jennings Bryan's Cross of Gold facing off against McKinley’s Sound Money. The debate centers on monetary policy and voters weigh shifting economic visions.
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McKinley
Maple sugaring time grips New England states
Maple sugaring is in full swing in Vermont New York Ohio New Hampshire Maine and Wisconsin with 1918 and 1938 figures noted. The season relies on sap collection boiling in evaporators and government quality standards shaping finished syrup and sugar.
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New England
Vermont
New York
Ohio
New Hampshire
Maine
Wisconsin
Ayrup
Wisconsin funeral procession and thunderstorm accident reported
A Wisconsin newspaper recounts Judge Orton's funeral procession stretching nearly two miles with a prayer by Rev. Dr. Thwing of Chicago. It also notes a cow struck by lightning on Saturday belonging to Dr. Hammond and a young calf. A sad accident on Main Street says a market wagon struck a three year old child with sore eyes and pantalets who never spoke again.
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Wisconsin
Judge Orton
Thwing
Chicago
Hammond
John Eldridge
Main Street
Witness Dismisses Theft Claim With Rural Quip
The counsel asks if the defendant is a thief. the witness replies he cannot say so but offers a rural metaphor about a chicken in playful deflection. The exchange adds color to the courtroom scene without asserting guilt.
Plumber vows caution on new hardwood floor
Mrs Newrich warns about the new polished floor. The plumber reassures with a boast that his hobnails will prevent slipping.
Penny Wise Penny Foolish Exchange Echoes Family Dispute
In a family scene a daughter pleads for more money while the father or guardian dismisses her request. A quip from a child about being penny wise contrasts with being pound foolish, reflecting household financial tensions.
Poultry Raisers Get Advice On Egg Routes And Litter
Utah expert O Ramshaw urges poultry keepers to use egg routes near cities as a cash opportunity citing examples of extra income from selling eggs. He notes meat markets offer demand, advises moving feed hoppers and waterers, cleaning range shelters, and using clean, mold free litter like straw or corn cobs to prevent health issues.
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O. Ramshaw
Utah
Aoa
Ramshaw
Camel
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