Witty miscellany and quips from Buffalo Center Tribune
A cascade of satirical quips and social jests comment on politics, finance, fashion, and society. The column mocks Kubelik, disease beliefs, inflation jokes, royalty, and European marriage pursuits, while noting oddities such as deluges predicted by Sir Archibald Gelkie, a mosquito discovery, and a Florida-like bath ban. It closes with a playful jab at King Alfonso and European princesses.
Divorce suit over piano playing sparks bizarre tale
A Chicago woman seeks divorce after her husband demanded she play the piano. A separate odd aside cites Old Man Giddles who can hold attention only when spreading mean gossip, not when praising others unless the subject is them.
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Chicago
Giddles
Pelygs
Subscriptions talked for Brooklyn woman fund drive
Citizens discuss launching a fundraiser for a Brooklyn woman under home guard in relation to the recent election. Efforts aim to aid her with support and guidance, with promises of a guarantor for security.
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Brooklyn
Forger Smothers Uses Fake Name To Fund A Splendid Escape
Oskaloosa December 7 authorities seek Charles Smothers wanted in Deep River for forgery. He allegedly used the name Kirby to forge two checks, spent $90 in cash on clothes and a revolver, bought groceries, and left for parts unknown after a hair cut and shave. Deep River officers trailed him toward Atwood and California.
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Oskaloosa
Charles Smothers
Deep River
Kirby
Wilby
Avory
Hayling
Atwood
California
Robbers Wreck Safe at Midway Post Office
A post office at Midway Iowa was broken into in the early morning. A robber secured 70 dollars in cash and 75 dollars in stamps before escaping. A blacksmith was robbed of implements used to blow the safe. no clues are reported.
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Midway
Iowa City
Sioux City
Juror Drinks and Takes Long Nap in Court
In Council Bluffs Juror William Burchard of Crescent appeared in Judge W X Green's courtroom under the influence of liquor. He sank into a deep slumber as testimony proceeded. The bailiff woke him and escorted him from the room. Judge Green barred Burchard from the jury for the term and refused to deduct pay for the last day. he did not impose further penalties.
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Council Bluffs
Dec
William Burchard
Crescent
W. X. Green
Burchard
Green
Burebird
District Court
Frunkenness
Buchard
Football Ban Planned for Ottumwa Schools
Ottumwa officials voted to eliminate dangerous and objectionable features of football before students can participate with school sanction. The action followed a school board meeting last evening.
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Ottumwa
Nebraska Divorce Law Declared Inapplicable in Iowa Marriages
Justice Gardiner ruled Nebraska six month remarriage prohibition cannot apply to marriages in Iowa after a criminal case against Mark A. Sweney. Sweney, married in Council Bluffs to Zenelia Ball who had split from A. A. Ball in Omaha less than three months earlier, was the complainant’s ex-husband.
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Council Bluffs
D. B. Gardiner
Nebraska
Towa
Mark A. Sweney
Sweney
Sounell Bluffs
Zenelia Ball
A. A. Ball
Omaha
Strange remark on baby name sparks auction offer
In a terse exchange from a Harper's Bazar type column, Becker quips that a rich parent might name the baby after wealth, while Javicker notes the parent declined a 310,000 bid to keep the child anonymous, highlighting a satirical take on money and naming.
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Javicker
Soldier Demands City Clerk Post In Des Moines
Des Moines reports J. J. Payne, a veteran, urging the city council to oust City Clerk N. B. Vertrees and install him under the soldier's preference law. He also seeks all salary paid to Vertrees since his appointment on grounds he was a candidate and should have received preference.
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Des Moines
J. J. Payne
N. B. Ver
Vertrees
Motive for Griswold death found in dual life
Des Moines nine days after Griswold’s mysterious death, Grace Stockman, 24, admitted maintaining a second household with him at Ridge Street while he lived as George Griswold with his wife and four daughters. Her illness and his financial pressures revealed a motive for self destruction, as he visited Stockman at Mercy Hospital shortly before disappearing to Omaha.
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Des Moines
Der
George R. Griswold
Grace Stockman
Griswold
Ridge Street
Arthur Stockman
Lfe
Auicida
Miss Stockman
Ingersoll Avenue
George 2. Griswold
Hlick
Omaha
President summons state auditor for Washington meeting
Des Moines December 8 Auditor of State B F Carroll has been summoned to Washington by President Roosevelt. The president plans a conference with heads of state insurance departments and auditors to discuss federal regulation of interstate insurance companies and to learn how state agencies operate. Carroll will depart immediately for the capital.
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Des Moines
B. F. Carroll
Washington
Roosevelt
Carroll
National’ Association of State ‘Insurance, Commissioners and Auditors
Congress
William McWilliams Sentenced to be Hanged
Waterloo December 9 William McWilliams of Independence pled guilty to killing his wife and five children with a hammer and knife on November 22. Judge Platt sentenced him to hang, noting the crowd in the Independence court room. The execution will be delayed for a year.
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Waterloo
William McWliams
Independence
Platt
McWilliamy
Teacher linked to boy’s death in school punishment
Say boy’s teacher caused his death in Des Moines. Dayra Caruthers, 14, son of Bob Carruthers, a former basebal pitcher and umpire, died at home from heart failure after alleged corporal punishment at the public school. Report says the boy had a weak heart unknown to the teacher.
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Bes Moines
Dee
Daya Carruthers
Bob Carruthers
Iowa Woman Inherits From Pittsburg Steel Magnate
By the will of James B. Oliver the late Pittsburg steel magnate Mrs May Olver Holbrook of Onawa Iowa receives 5000 from the vast estate left at his home in Pittsburgh last week.
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Iowa
Onawa
James B. Oliver
Pittsburg
May Olver Holbrook
Oliver
Editor and Reporter Clash Over Washington Star Interview
A witty exchange shows an editor accusing a public official of silence while the reporter recalls the official speaking for three quarters of an hour before the revelation. The quip captures newsroom banter about interview length and disclosure, set against Washington reporting.
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Washington Star
Des Moines notes on rail, finances, and civic reforms
State railroad commission flags branch line neglect and car shortages for travel, with slight improvement noted. State auditors report 18 companies hold 17,760,481.19 in securities, while Ames College delays budget request. Mordaunt sells stake in St Joseph Albany Des Moines railway to eastern syndicate, with other leaders remaining. Civic reform chatter spans Galveston system plans, Des Moines commission government hopes, and Sunbury style debates amid club life anecdotes.
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Iowa
Frederick
Mordaunt
St. Joseph
Albany & Des Moines Railway
Des Moines
Memor
Inc. Tas
Ackley Hubbard
Albany
Judge McVey
Des
Des’ Moines
Hill Lines
Congress in Brief Shows Oath of Office and Panama Debate
The report covers early December sessions in Washington with Senators taking oaths, Cannon reelected speaker, and House rules adopted. It notes debates over tariff, Panama canal funding, and insurance and bank reform, plus remarks on public sentiment and a royal reference featuring Mme. Grist in St Petersburg.
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Senate
Mnnutes
Aldrich
Rhode Island
Knox
Pennsylvania
Warvet
Missouri
Frazier
Tenesse
Allison
Morgan
Fairbanks
Congress
House
Joseph G. Cannon
Ilinois
Williams
Mississppi
Metthorai
Robsavell
Iowa
Foraker
Gallinger
Marné
Lodge
Culberson
Panama Canal
Canal Commission
Tillman
South
Caroline
Pratt
New York
Secretary of the Treasury
National Bank
Tilmui
Wiliams
Hepburn
Tho
New Through Train Chicago to Los Angeles Begins Dec 17
A solid through train from Chicago to Los Angeles will start December 17, running nightly at 10 PM from Wells Street Chicago, arriving in Los Angeles about 4:45 PM over the Chicago Union Pacific North Western Line and Salt Lake Route. The service features electric lighting, new Pullman cars, dining and observation facilities, and diverse seating options. Route covers Council Bluffs, Omaha, Cheyenne, Ogden, Salt Lake City, Riverside, Pomona, San Bernardino, and ends in Los Angeles with stop options at Salt Lake City and California points without extra charge. Reservations open now for space in the sleeping cars.
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North-Western Line
Union Pacific
Salt Lake
Chicago
Los Angeles
Union Faciice
North-Western
L. A
Wella Street
Pullman
Brooklovers
Jos: Angeles
Missouri River
Council Blaffa
Omaha
Cheyenne
Ogeen
Salt Lake City
Utah
Nevada
Citrus Fruit
California
San Bernadino
Riverside
Pomona
Salt Lake Road
Southern California
San Joaquin Valley
Southern Pacific
San Francisco
Thane
New 1889 Publications Spread by Scribner and Berlbner
Henry Van Dyle's Fisherman's Touch first appeared in 1889 and was reprinted twice that year. Charles Scribner's Sons announces a new edition from new plates. Also reviewed are The Joys of Friendship edited by Mary Anette Ayer, and The House of Mirth by Edith Wharton, with praise for its social satire of New York society.
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Henry van Dyle
Charles Scribner's Sons
New York
Misherman
Mary Anette Ayer
Daily Cheer
Lothrop, Lee, Shepard Co
Heston
Edith Wharton
Charles Berlbner's Sons
Lily Bart
Alwags
Coleago Record-Herald Aid
Grandfather lineage traced to English noble houses
A fragmentary quotation notes Woodby claiming his grandfather descended from a premier English house. A second tale recalls an old man who reportedly fell from a roof while working for a lord. The dialogue shifts to a girl and a visitor discussing marriage and parental duties.
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England
Philadelphia Ledger
Mary
Chicago
Bveulog Post
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