Jokes and Anecdotes From a Curious Hotel Visit
A collage of quips and brief scenes including a Victoria police judge tallying prisoners sentences, a Sydney Smith quip about corkscrews, and a newlywed honeymoon misadventure at a skyscraper hotel. The bride’s door knock ends with a bath room reminder from the other side.
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Mabel
Defiance Cold Water Starch Promises Quick Laundry Results
The advertisement claims Defiance Starch offers time and money savings for laundry. Each 16 oz package allegedly never sticks to fabrics and contains 16 ounces, with competitors selling smaller or misrepresented sizes. It warns grocers may push older stock at higher prices.
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Défiance
Defiance
Berliner stenographer markets funeral address copies
A Berlin stenographer profits by attending funerals of notable figures, drafting verbatim copies of clergy addresses, and selling engrossed copies to mourners. John H. Langton recalls a Long Island Sound yacht party gag where a note misfired a charge, prompting a witty reply and doubled tolls.
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Berlin
Chicago Journal on Packers Case and Government Prosecution
The Chicago Journal reports on Commissioner Garfield inspecting packers books under a government pledge not to use findings in court. It warns the government may prosecute western offenders over eastern targets, cites decency concerns, and criticizes entering private homes and coercing spouses in the legal process.
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Garfield
Chicago Packers
Government Department of Justice
Washington
Journal
Chicago
New Jersey
Burton Guilty on Six Counts in Post Office Case
Senator J. R. Burton of Kansas found guilty on all six counts in U S circuit court in St. Louis for accepting pay to appear as attorney before the post office department. Verdict returned after jury deliberation. If not reversed on appeal to the Supreme Court, his Senate seat will become vacant when his term expires March 4, 1907.
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St. Louis
J. ‘Tr. Burton
Kansas
United States
Alala Grain and Securities Company of
Post Office Department
Burton
Burton Swas
Supreme Court
National Congress
Mutiny Rises in Sebastopol Black Sea Port
Nov 26 27 reports from Sebastopol describe mutiny among sailors and mutinous Brest regiment joining workers under a red flag. Panic grips the city as troops are sent from Odessa to quell disorders and railway traffic to Sebastopol is interrupted. Admiral Pisarevski wounded. By Nov 27 the mutiny spreads with numerous regiments and artillery mutinies, Brest and Bielostok factions siding with rebels. Royal troops struggle to suppress planned uprising linked to Cronstadt agitation.
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Sebastopol
Brest
Odessa
Sebastopala
Admiral Pisarevski
Petersburg
S¢bastopol
Admiralty
Associated Press
Black Sea
Rusela
Nepluaff
Bielostok
Chouknin
Seventh Army Corps
Simerfopol
St Petersburg
Cronstadt
Final Chapter of Bloody War Ends
In Washington on November 26 the final chapter of the Russo Japanese War was enacted as ratifications of the Portsmouth treaty were exchanged in the diplomatic room of the state department at 4:06 pm. Baron Rogen and Mr Takahira represented Russia and Japan, with Prince Kudache, Hioki, Sidney Smith, Eddie Savoy present as witnesses and aides.
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Washington, D. C
Russia
Japan
Baron Rogen
Takahira
Portsmouth
Prince Kudache
Tokio
Fortsmouth
Hioki
Legation
Sidney Smith
State Department
Eddie Savoy
U S Off the Maps Isle of Pines Loses U S Label
Washington November 24 In the new map issued by the general land office the Isle of Pines off Cuba will no longer bear the letters U S after its name The island has long been shown as an American possession on maps and a correction labels it Pine Island with A S after the island by mistake The senate deliberates a treaty to transfer the island to Cuba remains pending.
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Isle of Pines
Washington
General Land Office
Cuba
U.S
Pine Island
Frank Bond
General Land Offics
A. S
Senate
Republic of Cuba
Crisis over eight hour day threat at St Petersburg works
In St Petersburg on November 21, workers at Hubbard, Pall, Westinghouse and other key plants pressed for shorter hours. Despite a council decision to abandon a broader eight hour campaign, workers demanded reduced hours and began leaving after six hours. Employers met and vowed to maintain a sixty hour week, closing local shops if the old system continued.
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St. Petersburg
Council of Workmen
Hubbard, Pall
Westinghouse
Roosevelt eyed to head canal commission in Panama
A Panama correspondent reports Panamanians and Americans alike expect Theodore Roosevelt to become canal commission chairman after his presidency. He would then reside on the isthmus, a widely circulated belief, though some think the wish may influence the notion.
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Roosevelt
New York
Panama
Rate Fight Regarded As Nearly Over
Washington D C Nov 27 The administration and its supporters claim the rate legislation contest is practically won with leaders confident the president has beaten the opposition. Strengths shift daily as Republicans and Democrats on the Senate committee may unite for the bill. Rumors of Selkirk’s support surface, but Wiking denies them. An attorney for a major system told the president the fight is won and a bill on administration lines is acceptable. Opponents weaken, senate committee reports loom, and a general rush to the administration side is anticipated.
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Washington, D. C
Senate Committee
Selkina
White House
Hearst Gains Eighty Votes in City District
Hearst increased by 80 votes in one election district in New York's mayoralty contest. The gain came from the fifteenth section of the Twenty-sixth assembly district where inspectors were recently arrested. The county canvassers reported erasures and changes on tally sheets in that district.
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Hearst
New York
William R. Hearst
Ulcers Cured After Thirty Years by Cuticura
Gainesville Texas resident M. C. Moss testifies after thirty years of ulcers and a leg eruption, saying Cuticura Bone Ointment and Pills cured him in six months and helped at once, urging others to try the products to end their misery.
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Cuticura
M. C. Moss
Gainesville
Texas
Frontier vigor and fanciful ads from a late era
A collage of vintage advertisements and quips touting Pierce Pillsbury’s Vito porridge Defiance Starch and Defiance Cold Water Starch. It highlights frontier prowess, a shameless scam for job ads, products for housewives, and a Hungarian invention for electric washing. The piece reflects a bygone promotional tone with varied claims and humorous asides.
Hat Catarrh Cure Sold By All Drugstores
A fragmented ad touts Hat Catarrh Cure with claims of a cure for catarrh taken internally. It mentions Walle Cutarrh Cure and Hat vanity Pie, with price listed as 75 cents per bottle and availability through druggists. The text also references a local businessperson F. J. Chaue and general assurances of honesty.
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Neda
Orenet & CG
Tondo
F. J. Chaue
Fit Ray Wa Surekok Hinnay & Man Wholesale Draglwrs
Eyatoni
Bya All Drugatera
Defiance Starch sales tease and old time ads pique
An OCR fragment markets Defiance Starch praising its 18 ounce packages and superiority over cold water starches. It cites customer testimonials from Indiana and New York and mentions Mother Gray’s Sweet Powders for Children. The piece riffs on common ad slogans and a light quip about an elevator boy’s influence.
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Mother Gray
New York
Atoll Druggista
A. S. Olmsted
LeRoy
N.Y
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Cited as Universal Cure
Advert reads that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound offers unmatched endorsement and cures for female troubles including ovarian disorders, uterine issues, and menopause. It claims relief from backache, indigestion, nervousness, and other symptoms, selling through druggists with no substitutes.
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Lydia E. Pinkham
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