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Newspaper

Bryan Morning Eagle

Location

Bryan, Texas, United States of America

Date

Feb 21, 1907

Page

5

Jokes and Vignettes From Old Newspapers

A collage of short comic snippets and wry anecdotes includes a boastful fool who could barely recall actions, a moving van bill collector’s memory jog, a fortune teller’s shade joke, mushrooms versus toadstools quip, and a student praised by a pleased teacher.

Love’s Golden Locks Elopement Ends in Starvation Plot

A starving eloped couple faces famine until the wife offers her three-guinea gold hair to buy food. The tale contrasts passion with poverty and ends in a domestic plotting snippet from the New York Weekly style.

George

Easy to Win a Smile Quote Contests Barbs on Humor

A humorous exchange questions whether women lack humor with a sharp reply about pleasing a pretty smile. The light dialogue suggests social banter on flirtation and charm in a bygone era.

Two Scots and a Love Story Then a Ranch Boss Quip

Two youths in a Scottish city discuss love with Benny Kate McAllister. One chooses restraint, deciding to be a man despite lacking money, and walks past in silent contempt. A Chicago Record-Herald quip notes the line between youth and fatherhood.

Benny Kate McAllister Mac Chicago Record-Herald

Weathered exchange over boat use stirs in Royal Magazine

A colorful dialogue features a boatman and a passerby arguing over borrowing a boat as a heavy swell rises. The snippet captures nautical bravado and social mores of the period, with maritime language and a hint of class tension referenced by the creditor’s stance.

Royal Magazine

Who Wouldn't Love His Neighbor Says Tompkins

A Milwaukee Sentinel quip notes Tompkins stating he loves his neighbor as himself, then asks who the neighbor is, answering that it is a young widow.

At His Service. Burglary exchange over stairs ends in silver theft

A comic line shows a burglar responding to a rich man from a stairway as he demands service. The exchange centers on theft of silver items in a guarded residence. The scene portrays a tense moment with sharp humor.

New York Skein of Theatrical Surprises Unfolds

In New York theatre this season the proof that the unexpected rules remains. Joe Weber stages two new pieces with critics as audience, generating applause and an encore demand. Lillian Blauvelt and Lina Abarbanell headline, while Victor Herbert’s music threads through burlesque and German opera in a lively, variegated season.

New York Joe Weber Weber Lillian Blauvelt Miss Blauvelt Schumann- Heink Mme. Blauvelt Victor Herbert Scribe Metropolitan Opera House Henry Savage Lina Abarbanell Conried Berlin Royal Opera House Irving Place Soubrette Haensel Humperdinck Gretel

Bald Barbero Joke Shocks Chicago Daily News

A witty exchange from Chicago Daily News features a bald headed barber and a comedian. The wise guy explains he stays loyal to the barber because he cannot be separated from the price of hair tonic.

W. G Chicago Daily News

A Little Careless Judge Quip Hits Magazine Rest

A witty remark quotes a judge about a writer who penned a sensible article on living on a thousand a year but failed to secure magazines to publish it. the humor rests on her lack of funds to subscribe herself.

No Dream Kiss On The Lips In Milwaukee Sentinel

A cryptic line suggests a brief item in the Milwaukee Sentinel, noting a kiss on the lips and a reference to fifty Bent by wire, implying a short society or entertainment teaser from the era.

Milwaukee Sentinel

One Mans Theory and a Chess Player Rent Joke

A humorous stray line from the Chicago Daily News about a prospective tenant interviewing an apartment janitor. The janitor explains the owner prefers to rent to chess players since they rarely move, suggesting a comic tenant screening moment.

Chicago Daily News

Saloon Assault Witness Says He Was There

In the Little O' the Same excerpt a law yer questions a witness about being in the saloon at the assault. The reply confirms presence and awareness of others, with uncertainty about the barkeeper's name. The fragment presents a courtroom dialogue focusing on time and recognition.

Sor Milwaukee Sentinel

He Knew Women She Why is it a Man Always Drops Into a Back Seat

A Yonkers Statesman joke item musing on church seating and bonnet status. A brief, light exchange frames social norms in a wry, humorous local voice.

Yonkers Statesman

Rich uncle alters will to named sole beneficiary

An avaricious old man decides to leave his fortune to his nephew after a lawyer suggests the nephew might mock the old man’s wealth. The man notes the nephew has become richer in six years, so he changes course and appoints the nephew as sole legatee.

Modern Business Methods in Double Entry Bookkeeping

Double entry bookkeeping is the practice of maintaining two sets of records and ledgers, with one set that could be produced in court if required, illustrating a built in mechanism for accountability and audit.

Seed Industry Shapes California’s Growing Seed Trade

Southern California drives the seed industry’s rise with California leading in flower seed growth. Luther Burbank remains a key figure while the region expands exports and seed variety offerings attracting far flung dealers and boosting domestic independence from Europe.

Southern California America Europe Atlantic Columbia Luther Burbank Santa Rosa Pacific Coast

All Are Crack Gunners Show Phenomenal Improvement

The 1906 tests of heavy-gun gunners in the British fleet indicate a marked rise in marksman ship as crews improve under training and admiralty push. Average points per man rose from 68.2 to 80, with 42 of 88 ships above last year’s average and the top 15 ships scoring over 100 points.

Admiralty Drake Prince Louis of Battenberg Sir William May Cumberland Story Formidable Simons Hindustan Colville Carnarvon de Robeck Duke of Edinburgh Christian Exmouth Arthur Wilson Venus Eyre Hampshire Arbuthnot Diana Hornby Majestic Fraser Shearwater Atgood King Alfred Arthur Moore The Good Hope Richard Moore Charles Beresford Albemarle Channel Victorious Atlantic Hermes East Indies Mediterranean King Edward VII

Wattleson Wins $250 Prize for Living on $1000 a Year

Mrs Wattleson won a $250 prize for a magazine article on living comfortably on $1,000 yearly. She told a reporter that she had to earn extra money as her husband earns only seven dollars a week.

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