Texas Life and Heights Hit by Lighthearted Quips
A mix of satirical observations travels from Colorado to Texas and beyond. References include a Fort Worth burglary during a lecture tour by Rev. Homer T. Wilson, a Montana boarder joke, and editorials lampooning wartime defenses. The Vizcaya siege near Santiago bay is recalled with faded bravado and a grim postwar view.
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Homer T. Wilson
Colorado
Texas
Res&ence
Fort Worth
Camp Alger Officers Debate Kansas Crop Prank Report
Kansas troops petitioned headquarters asking permission to plant a wheat crop since front service is sparse and wintering looms. They claim about 1,000 acres on the reservation could yield enough to sustain the army for a period.
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Camp Alger
Kansas
Fredonia
Remarkable growth of journalism through history
The piece notes journalism’s dramatic rise in material resources and scope over the last twenty five years, contrasting past limits of hand press newspapers with pivotal quotes from Napoleon and Jefferson about the power and importance of a free press.
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Napoleon
Jefferson
Protracted sickness and molasses making in Cottonwood
The Cottonwood community reports ongoing illness with a protracted meeting at the Christian church closing with three additions. Mrs Shaw is ill but improving, Miss Clara Gallatin has recovered, and several locals attended Bethel normal singing and a grand concert. Visitors included Cora Gallatin Maud Elliott Effie Gannaway Ernest Gallatin Ernest Elliott and Frank Carpenter. Libkar signs off.
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The
Christian Church
Shaw
Clara Gallatin
Mattie Zimmerman
Roy
Bethel
D. E. Smith
Rocky Ridge
Peter Wheeler
Madison County
Collie Elliott
Cottonwood
Cora Gallatin
Maud Elliott
Effie Gannaway
Ernest Gallatin
Ernest Elliott
Frank Carpenter
Eagle
Libkar
Estray Notice Brazos County Texas 1898
Taken up by James Leonard and es trayed before J T Cross Justice of the Peace Precinct No 4 Brazos county Texas the following described animals One sorrel mare flax mane and tail about 13 hands high seven or eight years old branded 4T on left shoulder One dark bay horse about 14 hands high six or seven years old branded 7T on left shoulder appraised by J G Welch and W Lewis at allars Given under my hand this 2nd day of Anges 1898 G W McMichael 4 c C Cc B C
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James Leonard
J. T. Cross
Justice of the Peace
Brazos County
Texas
J. G. Welch
W. Lewis
Allars
Anges
G. W. McMichael
C.c. Cc. B.C
Definite demand for dress lining prompts letter missive
Watson writes to Sylk and Lattin asking for five yards of percaline dress lining bought yesterday. His wife rewrites to be explicit, recounting she bought the lining from a tall slender saleslady in a red silk waist, with a dressmaker due soon and urgent need to finish the gown.
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Watson
Sulk & Lattin
Messrs. Sylk & Lattin
The Bank Cashier Faces Suspicion After 37 Years
Cyrus laments thirty seven years as bank cashier for one bank, noting spotless honesty and flawless accounts while family questions his mood. He fears longevity and trust may provoke rumors. Keturah asks if salary or trouble exist, but he reveals growing suspicion from peers.
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Cyrus
Keturah
Testimonial claims for patent medicines flood proprietors
A collection of testimonial phrases praises various patent medicines claiming dramatic cures. Advertised results include restored mobility, vision, speech, strength, hearing, and financial windfalls, attributed to liniments eye wash pills and ointments.
Cartoon Controversy Sparks Kaiser Press Feud
A Kansas editor eyes a manuscript titled a poem inviting readers to drink. The scene features the Kaiser and a dignified lackey debating an American caricature. The exchange hints at tensions over transatlantic satire and censorship.
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Kansas
Lost Opportunities to Cash In on a Dog Bite
A man lands $500 for a dog bite, prompting chatter about the lucrative rate. Onlookers grin as discussions of future payouts amid the claim rise with humorous exaggeration and local wit.
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Higgins
Weary Watkins
Dodging Bullets and Death Loop Tales
A dramatic tale recalls an American jailed as a spy in Cuba facing execution. He coolly claims nine muskets fired but says he dodged the bullets. The story shifts to a rural wedding scene where the preacher, guests, and guardians prepare as John Henry’s nerves test courage.
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Cuba
Campo Weglero
Brooklyn
New York
Death Loop
London theater manager lends a boy his money back
A London theatrical manager tells a tale about a boy who asked for a refund after the curtain rose. The boy sobbed that he was afraid to sit in the gallery alone, and the manager returned the money, mocking the theater’s once crowded standing room.
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London
War orders sent to Nolan Begorry for Cooney Island
A fragment shows a wartime order directing Nolan Begorry to join Casey at Cooney Island. The cry, shouted in a regional dialect, mentions a Colonel authorizing shooting the chutes, suggesting a training or diversion action amid the conflict.
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Nolan—Begorry
Cooney Island
Casey
Popular Literary Girl and Her Noted Method
The passage describes Miss Plum as a popular literary figure who invites a young man to read her latest sonnet at her home. When a word such as miss or tease appears she asks for improvement and the man offers rhymes and demonstrations. The excerpt humorously labels her a popular poetess.
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Miss Plum
Eve and Adam Speak Love as Satan Sparks a Quip
In a paradoxical exchange, Adam declares lifelong love to Eve while Eve returns a kiss, and Satan notes the moment with a wry remark about posterity. The dialogue echoes themes of time and memory with mythic bite.
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Adam
Eve
Satan
Notacent and Giltedge In Dialog of Worth
A humorous exchange centers on Lord Notacent and Ethel Giltedge debating value. She asks for a rough guess on his worth, prompting a playful reply and a lighthearted pair of lines.
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Lord Notacent
Ethel Giltedge
Two aged jokes ask about a brother in Limbo Place
In Nowhereville and Limbo Place two aged jokes meet a man who died from overwork. They ask where his bones rest and learn of his brother in the Almanac and in Farce comedy.
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Nowhereville
Alamanac
Indianapolis Journal
Mexico Celebrates September Holidays in Grand Fashion
An American note invites travel to Mexico City during September holidays, describing the Battle of Flowers, Liberty Bell ceremonial ringing, and festive crowds. Tickets via Laredo or Eagle Pass sold Sept 10–11 with 30 day return, stopovers allowed. price includes a $5 cross-route option. Palestine Texas agent details given.
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Mexico
Diaz
Republic
Democratic Republic
Land of Wonder
Egypt of America
Mexico City
Laredo
Eagle Pass
D. J. Price
G. P
T. A. Palestine
Texas
City Officers and Officials Directory Listed
City directory lists city officers including Mayor A Adams Marshall T P Boyett Deputy Marshal R H Smith and other posts. It names Aldermen Jno M Lawrence Judge W H Harman Clerk G W McMichael Attorney A G Board Tax Collector J J Adams and Commissioners R J Deens Peter Thomas Felix Phillips P H Arrington.
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A. Adams
Marshall
T. P. Boyett
R. H. Smith
H. G. Rhodes
H. H. Jones
C. L. Baker
R. G. Tabor
W. 8. Howell
W. W. Harris
C. H. Wyse
Jno
M. Lawrence
W. H. Harman
G. W. McMichael
A. G. Board
J. J. Adams
R. M. Nall
T. C. Nunn
R. W. Carr
J. C. Williams
R. J. Deens
Peter Thomas
Felix Phillips
P. H. Arrington
Church notices and fraternal lodge listings in Bryan area
Local church schedules list Sunday services Sunday school prayer meetings and Mass at St Joseph's Catholic Church along with Epworth League Endeavor and Christian Endeavor times. Fraternal groups including Ivanhoe Commandery Masons R A M Brazos Lodge K of P Vulcan Lodge AOUW KOTM K of H and other orders meet on specified Tuesdays Wednesdays and weekends with officers named.
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W. C O. Finley
J. B. Cochran
Epworth League
J. D. West
Christian
J. L. Andrews
Christian Endeavor
Free Communion Baptist
A. M. Stewart
St. Joseph's Catholic Church
Father Pelnar
Ivanhoe Commandery
Knight Templars
A. M. Rhodes
E. C
H. G. Rhodes
W.T. Austin
John Q. Tabor
H. P
Joe B. Reed
Sec’y. Brazos
A. F
A. M
R. M. Nall
W. M
C. ©. Carr
Y. Brazos
K. of P
A. M. Waldrop
C. C
D.C. de Maret
Vulcan
M.H. James
M. W
A. Emden
Bryan No
A. J. Platner
Brazos Camp
W. S. Stuart
Joe B Reed
Bryan Tent
Sam B. Wilson
Joe 5. Reed
R. K
Bryan Lodge
Home Forum
L. A. Saunders
National Aid
A. W. Holman
W.S. Stuart
Sec
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