Witty miscellany on manners and misprints from old papers
A collection of humorous observations and brief quips about language, inventions, and society. Notes include Wilbur Wright’s hand talk, a Panama lottery winner who spent his prize in days, New York horse thefts, Marie Corelli’s anti drink crusade, onion-labeled weddings, license numbers 1313 and 2323, and other playful jabs at fashion, technology, and public life.
Chicago professor mocked for nonsensical brilliance
An impression spreads that a Chicago college professor is judged by daring to utter statements that seem nonsensical to the average mind, challenging conventional notions of intellect and success.
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Chicago
Connecticut Man 90 Committed Death by Own Action
A 90 year old Connecticut man died by his own hand stating he did not want to live to be a hundred. The note reflects fears some hold about personal habits and mortality as discussed in Sunday papers.
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Connecticut
Regional Abuse Claims Highlight Spousal Violence Figures
Humane Officer Ware cites 16 425 women beaten by Toledo husbands in 15 years. The Leader of Cleveland says three times as many Cleveland women were presented with diamond rings and sealskin coats in the same period.
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Ware
Toledo
Cleveland
Proposed New York Insurance Building Tower Height
A flag pole atop a planned New York insurance building would reach about 983 feet, roughly twice the Washington monument and 74 feet taller than the Eiffel Tower. The building itself would stand at least 909 feet, more than four times the height of the Bunker Hill Monument.
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Washington Monument
Eiffel Tower
Insurance
New York
Bunker Hill Monument
Naval review planned to honor returning battle fleet
When the jackies of the battleship fleet come sailing home they will be welcomed with a grand naval review. The plan to honor the ships officers and men reflects credit on the American name and should please all except the chronic grouch.
British health officials question effectiveness of U S meat inspections
London medical officer reports a pig from Massachusetts marked U S inspected with acute pleurisy and a forequarter of frozen beef similarly marked diseased. Scrap meat in marked boxes also contained diseased tissue and boric acid. He notes inspection is improving but not yet satisfactory.
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Great Britain
London
Massachusetts
U. S
Alone at last a confession and a sharp reply
Dialog fragments show a couple alone with a tense love confession and a blunt counter. London Opin ion and The Curdte supply snappy lines about loneliness and romantic rejection amid quirky quips. The tone mimics old newspaper humor columns and social chatter.
Quaker Meditations from the Philadelphia Record
A collection of wry quips and aphorisms on morals, religion, and human foibles. The brief observations play with language and social satire, noting how phrases and beliefs shape everyday life.
Witty remarks on marriage politics and reformers
A column of pointed, humorous observations from Chicago about bald jokes, spinsters, grafted politicians, racing track etiquette, actresses eyebrows, marrying to drink, dull jokes, charity acts, hiding pain behind a smile, reform time waste, and creditor meetings showing little confidence in debtors.
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The
Chicago News
The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Meredith Nichol son returns with a new story about Towney Ardmore mistaken for a governor in Kildare. Citizens offer two jugs butter milk and moonshine causing a mix up that sparks trouble humor romance and political mischief. Published by Bobbs Merrill Indianapolis.
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Kildare
Meredith Nicholson
Rosalind
Red Gate
Towney Ardmore
Bobbs-Merrill
Indianapolis
Two Heads, Cabbage Payoff Sparks Banter
A witty exchange from the Boston Transcript features Jack and Belle in a renewed quarrel over fault, followed by a tepid debate about collaboration. A merchant humorously claims his main trade is done in cabbage, revealing a playful financial aside.
Lawyer Questions Delay in Suing Over Rhinoceros Comment
A quip records a lawyer asking why three years passed before suing over a rhinoceros remark. Countryman replies he only saw such a beast at the zoo yesterday. The exchange appears in Filegende Blaetter.
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Muller
Adam and Eve Grieve Lost Parental Grammar Joy
The quote reflects Adam and Eve lamenting the absence of correcting their parents grammar. It frames knowledge as a path to fault lines in language and parental guidance, capturing a playful view from the New York Sun.
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Adam
Eve
New York Sun
Boat rocker outlives fools, tale told with luck
A wry maxim notes that those who stir trouble often survive to recount the drama, while others suffer the consequences. The saying emphasizes resilience of the provocative and the capriciousness of fate.
Ostrich Plume Fashion and Market Insights
Julia Bottomley surveys ostrich plumes from South Africa and the United States, noting harvest intervals and London as the main raw feather market. She describes plume value factors such as width, fiber quality, length, color, and scars, and highlights fashion uses from hats to decorative pieces.
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South Africa
London
Lancelot
Guinevere
Artistic Needlework Centerpiece in French Knot Blossoms
The wild carrot design for a 24 inch centerpiece is shown for hand needlework. It can be worked solid or with eyelets to contrast. Finished piece appears attractive and practical, with blossoms done in French knots and a new, popular design.
Winter Millinery Styles Return With Fall Hats
The season’s advance winter millinery keeps to familiar lines with low siting hats and very large shapes. High crowned forms and directoire bonnets from late summer appear in new felts, while novelty remains hard to find after the summer variety.
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Directoire
Autumn Fashion Gossip Promises Long Wear and New Silks
The directoire waistcoat remains in fashion and will last another season with elegant effects. Ribbons, satin and velvet millinery gain favor for winter. Bordure satins, satin covered buttons, and new color stories like cedar red brown and chaudron copper shape autumn style. Chiffon broadcloth and woven silks appear in bright colorings as fall tones include deep browns and purples.
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Directoire
To Be Agreeable And Find A Healthy Outlook
The piece urges someone feeling misunderstood and distressed by mental strain to seek action and purpose. It prescribes filling every hour with meaningful interests, adopting hobbies, and throwing energy into activities to achieve a happier mindset. It emphasizes self-forgetfulness as a path to well being.
Te Wash Out Glace Cleaning Glassware Guide
A brief domestic notice explains using a soft brush to clean cut glass cracks and crevices. Wash with hot water and scospsuds and ammo nia, rinse in clear cold water, then wipe dry with a very soft cloth.
Kitchenette Flats Bring New Living Style to Harlem
A Harlem apartment house gains two and three room flats with bath and kitchenette. Elevators, dumb waiters, telephones, and hardwood floors adorn the units. The kitchenette opens from the living room alcove, has six shelves, a porcelain sink, a built in refrigerator, and a two burner range.
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Harlem
At Home Desk Pad Craft From Simple Cardboard Covers
A simple at home desk pad project uses two 20 by 14 inch cardboard panels glued along a long edge to form a pageless book cover. Flowered cretonne covers the exterior with white paper inside and blotting paper pages secured by ribbons running diagonally across each cover.
Washing Mahogany Restore with Olive Oil Soap Bath
When mahogany dulls after a vacation give it a bath with warm water olive oil and shredded castile soap. Use a soft sponge and cheesecloth to reach crevices then dry thoroughly with cloth or flannel to protect floors.
Marble Cake Recipe with Dark and Light Batter Method
A recipe for marble cake uses separate dark and light batters. The dark batter includes butter brown sugar flour baking powder yolks milk and spices. the light batter uses butter sugar flour baking powder whites milk and lemon extract. Bake in a paper-lined tin for 35 minutes at a quick oven.
Restore faded blue fabrics with blueing
To revive blue wash goods losing color from frequent laundering, make a strong blueing solution close to the original shade, dip the garment after washing, and it will regain the color. It can revive nearly white textiles to a deep blue, making them look refreshed.
Macedonie Salad with Egg and Vegetables
A simple salad recipe using one hard boiled egg four long radishes one Spanish onion a beet two potatoes chopped parsley and a celery stalk. Mix beet and potatoes into small pieces and slice onion radish and celery. Garnish with lettuce and egg and serve with mayonnaise or French dressing.
How to Use Flavoring in Dishes
Directions advise not adding flavoring to hot dishes. Flavoring should be added only after the dish cools to retain its full taste and aroma.
Cleaning Tip for White Spots on Polished Tables
A reader suggests rubbing white spots from wet or hot dishes with spirits of camphor to remove them from polished tables. The tip emphasizes using camphor spirits for stain and mark removal.
Terrible Eczema Baby Cured by Cathy Remedies
A mother recounts a infant with severe eczema starting on the face and ears, scratching to blood. After seven months of worsening symptoms and failed remedies, relief came within two months of using Cuticura solutions, leaving the child clear and fair with no recurrence. Reported by Mrs. H F LeSueur, Minn. about April and May.
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Cathy
H. F. LeSueur
Minn
Rescue on the Sea Fails to Earn Gratitude
A dramatic scene off the coast ends with a heroic rescuer pulling a drowning bather to safety by hair. The survivor’s hair tears away as coils and waves lash the sea, leaving the rescuer dazed before guiding the woman to shallow water. She did not thank him for saving her life.
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Cleveland Plain
The
Starches Improve Over 25 Years With New Ingredient
The Starches say their starches have evolved over 25 years, removing harsh chemicals and adding a new ingredient to boost strength and smoothness, setting them apart from competing brands.
Prof. Campbell Overcame Blindness In Civil Service Career
Professor E D Campbell director of chemical laboratories at the University of Michigan, born years ago loss from an accident did not hinder his rise in education. He conducted original research in chemistry especially in iron compounds.
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E. D. Campbell
Chemical Laboratories
Unity of
Michigan
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