Baby at the Movies Ends in Quiet After Delay
A young couple brings a fussy infant to a film. The manager warns they must leave if the child cannot be quiet. The baby finally sleeps and the movie continues, prompting the husband to suggest a punch to calm Junior.
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Dreamled guess wins a million on number 14
A man claims a lottery win after dreaming a great nine then a six and concluding that nine plus six equals fourteen. The tale includes chatter about money, a wife, and a failing car, with humorous asides about taking Sundays off and crowding commitments.
Hand Washing Drill Sparks Early Confusion
A recruit questions which hands to wash prompting a terse reply to demonstrate the single required action. The exchange reflects a strict drill moment as the instructor insists on compliance.
Visitor Meets Inmate as Washington. Reveals Lincoln Past
A visitor to an asylum asks an inmate his name. The inmate replies George Washington. The visitor notes a prior appearance as Abraham Lincoln, explained by the inmate that was by his first wife.
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Senior Partner Sends Junior to Try Case Out of Town
The junior member of a law firm was sent out of town to try a criminal case. Let me know immediately when a verdict has been reached, counseled the senior. About a week later, the senior ...
Word of Warning Prods Painter on Ceiling
A passerby hurries the painter at work on a ceiling asking if he has a solid hold on the brush. The remark prompts a cautious reminder to ensure safety and steady progress.
Odds Against Him Boy I’ll die if cold persists
A humorous bulletin quotes a speaker coughing through a cold and joking about his health. The line captures a weary, playful tone as the speaker jokes about being a dead man if the illness lingers. No other facts or dates are provided.
Pay Heed To Highway Signs And Stick Around Awhile
Safe driving relies on visible and obeyed signs says the National Safety Council. Drivers should recognize octagonal stop signs and learn oblong regulatory signs like speed limits. At railroad crossings, heed flashing signals and wait for them to cease operation before crossing.
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Holiday Gifts for Camel Fans and Prince Albert Containers
Read ads promoting holiday gifts for Camels and Prince Albert tobacco. The Prince Albert can is praised as a mellow, large selling tobacco with easy storage for personal Christmas greetings. The copy highlights minimal fuss and space for greetings.
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