Oil millionaire sets kiss for diamond neck lace bargain
A newly rich oil owner wins a kiss from his blind secretary in exchange for a diamond neck lace and steak dinner. As he collects his share his wife interrupts and phones the obituary editor. She declares his death imminent as he “starts tomorrow.”
Windy Tale Reveals Accordion Player's Medical Insight
A man with a lung disorder visits a specialist who, after examination, claims the patient is a musician. The doctor notes definite lung strain and laryngeal inflammation, then asks about the instrument. The patient reveals he plays the accordion, explaining the symptoms.
Error in Prescription Sparks Bitter Bargain
A humorous skit depicts a pharmacist and a husband arguing after a mistaken drug mix up. The husband admits adding strychnine instead of quinine and wryly offers to pay twenty cents more, highlighting a comic misunderstanding over a dangerous error.
Preparation Mushy and a Remarkable Wedding Plan
A reader shows interest in purchasing the book Little Women and mentions a friend who plans to marry a little person. The note blends a book query with a personal remark about a forthcoming wedding.
Flight Of A Car So Fast It Took Off
A recalled comic exchange describes a car reaching air after a bump, as passengers joke about the vehicle sailing and breaking apart mid flight. The dialogue presents a surreal accident anecdote with vivid imagery.
Bank directions scam ends with cheeky reply
A Cleveland man bribed a New York newsboy to guide him to a bank. The boy led him to a building nearby, received a dollar for the directions, and quipped that bank directors are paid well in New York.
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Cleveland
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Fifth National Bank
Eclipse chat among Bobby-Soxers on the way to school
A short scene shows Bobby-Soxers discussing last night’s eclipse as they walk to school. A student asks what channel carried the event and another replies with a puzzled question about where to tune in.
Your Mistake The College Prom Crowd Pulse
A junior spots a crowded prom floor. his courteous line meets a puzzled reply as she reveals her aim was to reach the punch bowl amid the overflow. The moment captures the chaotic gaiety of campus dance.
Tripped Tongue Causes Nervous Exchange at Ceremony
A bridegroom in a horribly nervous state whispered to the clergyman after the ceremony asking if it is his habit to curse the bride. The clergyman replied that he would not yet, but soon.
Self Reliant Lady Voyager Seeks Captain Aboard
A lady aboard requests guidance to the captain and confirms she will judge his character herself as the sailor directs her forward. The exchange highlights a brisk, formal maritime tone and exchanges typical of 19th century voyage drama.
Silly Words Hangover and Other Office Folklore
A playful collection defines quirky terms with humorous misdirections. Silly Words and Blunderbuss offer comic takes on language while Disc Jockey and Racetrack give witty, tangled clues about daily life and jobs.
Classified Advertisements Page Fragment
A mixed late 1940s classifified page fragment lists job offers and sales. Items include help wanted for manufacture and repair of truck trailers, hosiery sales, photography staff, nursing positions, cattle breeding ads, sale of power plants and farm equipment, tractors, door mats, tourist cave promotions, gift items, real estate listings, and travel notices. Names and locations include Indianola Iowa Kansas City Missouri Excelsior Springs Missouri Windsor Missouri Arkansas City Kansas, and Amoret Missouri.
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H. P. Fairbanks-Morse
Harold Martin Windsor
Machinery Corp
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