Double talk and quotes from a long reshaped column
A fragment from a Browning Leader column by Joseph Nickell presents a collage of quotes and wry observations. It riffs on Royalty, China, Japan, Paris, and American habits, mixing humorous asides with travel notes and reminiscences about politics, education, and society.
Counterfeit Goods Targeted by Advertisers in This Paper
A reader is warned that manufacturers stand by the quality of material in ads and that counterfeit goods are not advertised here. The notice urges scrutiny of genuine advertised goods and cautions that counterfeit money or goods profit counterfeiters, urging rejection of counterfeit items.
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Coustertett
Renson
Ready to Pay Fine in NY Auto Fine Cash Conspiracy
A New York lawyer asserts 3,000,000 in cash is hidden in state motorists pockets. He claims every New York driver carries 100 in cash to pay fines for speeding, and ridicules lenient outcomes for wealthy offenders.
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New York
New York State
Trate
Rat Clearing Method Stirs Farm Debrite and Quality Laundry Starch Praise
A farmer recounts using treacle and concentrated ive on old shingles to kill rats under barns and cribs, noting 40 dead rodents the next day and a farm left dismantled. Separate woes praise Defiance Starch for strong yet thin application avoiding fabric paste.
The Pretty Heiress Debut Sparks Father’s Six Agures
A brief, period voice item notes that a young heiress’s debut yields a notable figure and draws comparison to her father who also boasts multiple strong figures. The passage uses mock dialogue and catalog-like blurbs, reflecting a light amusement column tone.
Congress Talks Less Than Critics Claim In 1908 Session
Washington reports investigation shows Congress has not spoken more than usual this session. About 5,000 pages fill the Congressional Record with proceedings, while the pace of bill introduction runs high. La Follette delivered the longest speech attacking the Aldrich bill. The Brownsville case looms later, and the Senate has adjourned often while the House averages nearly 50 bills per member.
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Ashington
Congress
Washington
Congressional Record
Proceedings of
la Follette
Wisconsin
Aldrich
Brownsville
Senate
House
Engagement of Count Gizycki Shocks Washington Society
In 1908 a startling engagement between Count Gizycki and Eleanor Patterson of Chicago drew sharp protest from Miss Patterson’s parents. Patterson insisted on a formal public announcement, while the count, visiting Washington uninvited, stayed at the Willard. The wedding soon followed and the couple’s movements after nuptials sparked rumors of a separate meeting at the station.
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Ashington Society
Gizycki
Eleanor Patterson
Chicago
Miss Patterson
St. Petersburg
McCormick
Patterson
Patterson Home
New Willard
Patterson Mansion
Roller Skating Thrives In Washington Capital Area
Washington leads in roller skating as a bustling activity and business, with asphalt pavements drawing crowds who ride to work and stroll parks. From government avenues to department store fronts, skaters span ages and roles, with street scenes of shoppers, newsboys, and butchers all skating to daily life.
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Ashington
Union
Washington
Pennsylvania Avenue
Treasury
Capitol
Freet
Chinese Minister Wu HEN Receives Doctorate Title
Former minister from Chima, now titled Doctor Wu, returns to Washington. He accepts academic honors from Oxford for further study and plans to pursue degrees, historic research, and donors. He aims to continue public service while seeking further education.
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Reetoria
Washington
Wo Ad
Auerican Meth
University of ‘Oxford
Peking
Colton of Easthampton hailed world’s top linguist
Miss Mary Elizabeth Colton, a Easthampton native now traveling from the far east, is celebrated as the world’s champion linguist, allegedly fluent in 40 languages. Her studies span religion and philosophy across tongues, with roots in Chinese, Sanskrit, Hebrew, Arabic and Persian, among others.
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Mmn
Mise
Mary Hizabeth
Cotten
Easthampton
Far East
Colton
Ion
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Mhown
Mise Colton
Walte
Farmington (Conn
Giri
Hne
Mas Coltos Fiat
Yale College
Yale
Prof
Spooner
Afghanistan
Prohibition Nominee Wright Tied to Georgia Governing Run
Augusta figures Gary Seaborn Wright, a leading Prohibition advocate, slated for president by the Prohibitionists at Columbus convention July 15. Wright, once populist candidate for Georgia governor, is described as a 60 year old attorney and Miss Metro figure linked to a city tax case.
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South
Metro
Wright
Georgia
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