Water Boy Delay Leads to Last-Second TD
Dennis, a quarterback, recalls a tied game with seconds left on the one yard line. He ordered the water boy to drink while he ran for a touchdown, sealing the win as Benny reacts.
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Newspaper
Browning Leader Record
Location
Browning, Missouri, United States of America
Date
Jun 28, 1951
Page
2
Dennis, a quarterback, recalls a tied game with seconds left on the one yard line. He ordered the water boy to drink while he ran for a touchdown, sealing the win as Benny reacts.
A judge taunts a defendant asking if he is ashamed to appear in court. The prisoner replies he believes the court is a respectable place and accurate to frequent, illustrating courtroom wit.
A cracker box raconteur recalls marooned sailors in the blue Pacific who found fresh mackerel showering onto a salt lake. A cyclone later moved the brined fish to a hot spring where they boiled, described as the finest mackerel ever. Six men dragged the teller outside and ducked him in a horse trough.
The poem fragment recalls Noah steering the ark through waters blue for forty days in search of a resting place. The verse draws a parallel to modern travelers facing delays and the quest for a safe harbor.
During a recent speech, the bulky Dr Charles Hill general secretary of the British Medical Association was interrupted by a heckler who questioned the low birth rate under Conservative governments. The doctor replied by urging the man to spend more time at home rather than attending political meetings.
A Black woman selects a pair of red satin slippers at a community rummage sale. She asks the price and notes their size three double A, while the seller points out they are too small and need heel repair. The woman imagines how the shoes will look under her bed.
A quiet domestic moment unfolds as a Frewzy woman serves coffee to her husband who hides behind a newspaper. She teases with a playful line about his sugar habit and longs to hear his voice, revealing affection beneath routine.
A temperance lecturer poses a riddle about a donkey choosing water over beer on a platform. A gallery voice answers the donkey would take the water because he is an ass, delivering a pointed witty retort in the audience.
Practical tips cover keeping rust from laundry metal dust avoiding dog furniture issues with mousetraps and cleaning with a fluid soak, brush handling to preserve bristles Mercurochrome use with diluted alcohol and acid, repairing mirror spots with tin foil and shellac or glue.
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