Slow Order Worsened by Fast Caboose On Rail Line
A newly hired trackwalker found a washout and alerted the dispatcher. The dispatcher issued a five mile an hour slow order and instructed the worker to stay at his post. A train approached, the trackwalker checked the bed, and reported the track safe after the pass. The engineer followed the slow order but the caboose reportedly moved too fast.
Georgian farmer finds five fertilizer tips from agriculture dept
A Georgian man sought fertilization advice from the Department of Agriculture and received five conflicting recommendations. He notes this oddity and asks in what other country would a farmer face such mixed guidance.
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Crazy Cabby Mental Case Confession on Wild New York Run
A man and a woman rode a New York taxi as the driver sped erratically across the streets. He reassured them with a boast about spending a year overseas in a hospital, then quipped he was a mental case.
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Wrong Connection Dialogue Sparks Mixed Signals
In an offbeat exchange a man recalls meeting his wife at a dance, while his partner dismisses the moment as awkward. The conversation hints at mistaken assumptions about domestic life and romance.
Rude Husband and Musical Guest Exchange Over Tune
A hostess questions a guest about why he objected to a tune. The guest recalls that the husband asked not to play a certain song titled For the Love of Pete. A second item presents a lawyer who lectures his office boy and overheard pay: five thousand dollars yearly, with ten dollars weekly in cash and the rest as legal advice.
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Whimsical Exchange on Angels and Whiskers
A humorous exchange notes why there are no pictures of angels with whiskers. The line answers that men get in by a close shave, delivering a light aside about appearances and admission.
When Woodrow Wilson Elected President Faces Persistent Seeker
A dinner encounter shows Woodrow Wilson, then a former college professor, pressed by an anxious job hunter asking to fill a recently deceased state department post. Wilson calmly replies and twists the moment with humor about the undertaker.
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