I Don’t Like That Mountain Yet It Isn’t Dry
An admirer visits a painter and critiques a high mountain on a canvas. The artist warns the visitor to be careful as the paint is still wet, while the guest insists the old suit will prevent any harm.
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Newspaper
Browning Leader Record
Location
Browning, Missouri, United States of America
Date
Jan 10, 1952
Page
2
An admirer visits a painter and critiques a high mountain on a canvas. The artist warns the visitor to be careful as the paint is still wet, while the guest insists the old suit will prevent any harm.
A father explains humor classes to his son. A low-brow likes funny papers and snappy stories, while a high-brow is a lowbrow who won’t admit it. The dialogue depicts social shorthand of taste and identity through wit.
The remarks recall a divorce ending with a quip about maiden status. A separate celebration notes Bing Crosby sending a telegram to Bob Hope after his first TV stint, praising his radio success.
A humorous exchange has a soldier recalling a career in the Army while another jokes he was misled by the spelling of Korea. The lighthearted quip reflects пары on military service and language.
A woman arrives at a police station clutching a photo and sobs that her husband has vanished. The inspector asks why and she replies with a joke about a roof being over your head, prompting a dry exchange.
A newborn infant in the infants' ward cries loudly as a nurse notes that if the baby were a few hours old it would be out of a job and owing the government 2050 dollars. The remark hints at broader social strains reflected in a hospital scene.
A humorous exchange shows a patron asking how to make hands beautiful and a beautician replying that nothing will improve them. The line suggests vanity and blunt practicality in a light tone.
In a viewpoint style confrontation a magistrate rebukes Sambo for deserting his wife while Sambo defends himself as a refugee. The exchange highlights tensions of loyalty and identity voiced in a courtroom setting.
A playful exchange shows a young fiancé promising to cook and darn socks after marriage. He replies that such chores won’t be needed, suggesting a lighthearted household bargain and humor about domestic duties.
A playful exchange has a youngster boasting about his father’s many animal affiliations an Eagle a Moose an Elk and a Lion. A companion reacts with curiosity asking how much it costs to see him hinting at the showcase of the father’s varied labels.
In a Washington hotel lobby after a conference two labor leaders watched two women kiss. One complains that “there's another thing that is so unfair,” and his companion asks what he means. The reply: “Women doing men's work.”
The notice advertises a serious petty rated sewing pattern No 8750 for sizes including 16 percent and 24 percent with 3 yards of 39 inch fabric. It emphasizes a flattering cut and lists multiple size options and yardage.
Wet a towel rack nailed to the ironing board saves steps when ironing small pieces. Ironing pockets with gathered folds are easy to press if stuffed with tissue paper. To fry eggplant without soaking up grease, peel slice and soak in salted ice water. Keep scissors handy in the kitchen for trimming bread dates nuts lettuce and more.
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