Combination Means Doctor Parson and Undertaker
A hired helper Pat jokes that following his master's orders by combining tasks leads to bringing the doctor the parson and the undertaker all at once, when told to get the carriage and drive with gloves. The master realizes Pat interpreted it literally and chuckles at the mix.
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Pat
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Ambitious Actor Recounts Hamlet Barnstorming Tale
A young actor described a barnstorming tour and a Hamlet performance last night. He recalled the audience rising to praise the show until a loud voice shouted a harsher verdict, ending with the odd phrase about confinement.
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Hamlet
Elphia Telegraph
Beyond Your Means Assertion Sparks Household Dispute
A quarrel erupts as a daughter accuses her father of living beyond his means while the father denies any such finances. The exchange centers on truth and family finances with an emphasis on reputations and personal pride.
Ancient Egyptian Math Found In Long Papyrus
A period around 1700 B C contains a papyrus showing arithmetic without subtraction, with equations and problems. It describes distributing barley among ten people with eighth measures differences, seven men with seven cats and seven mice chain, and calculations of area circle and cubical pyramid measures.
Homemade Safe With Time Lock Instructs How To Build
Readers learn to construct a time lock safe using an ordinary alarm clock as a core. The guide covers shelf layouts for cued compartments, hinge and door construction, a clock-face opening, and a latch mechanism with string to wind the alarm. It also describes a Washington's Birthday party game with peanut balancing and hatchet pinning, plus shadowgraph fun.
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Sarastoine Ae
George Washington
Fragmentary wartime scene evokes a wounded father
A fragment depicts a family scene with a head of the household fighting in France and wounded. A child asks where he is and is told a phrase about his hand, implying the father's injury. The tone hints at wartime sacrifice and family resilience.
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France
Then She Said Yes A Witty Exchange
A brief exchange unfolds as she agrees to a proposal while he questions her memory and self view. The humor hinges on sharp banter about worth and recall. A line about a woman’s memory contrasts with his self doubt, ending with a playful jab.
New Strength for Lame Backs and Worn-out Conditions
An advertisement touts Anuric by Dr. Pierce as a powerful remedy for uric acid and worn-out backs. It urges readers to ask a druggist for the 50 cent package and compares its effect to hot water melting sugar.
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Pierce
Favorite Prescription Promises Help for Women
The article promotes Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription as a universal remedy for female ailments from girlhood to old age. It touts it as a temperance medicine and notes ingredients are printed on the wrapper, presenting it as a trusted friend in times of trial and pain.
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Dr. Pierce
Vap-O-Rub touted in Kansas City reports
Extracts from Kansas City Star reports show residents praising Vap-O-Rub for chest cold relief. Mrs. James Hollens of Tracey Avenue and Mrs. Almira Turner on East 24th Street credit the remedy with noticeable improvements.
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Kansas City
Kansas City Star
James Hollens
Tracey Ave
Almira Turner
E. 24Th St
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