Quotable miscellany humor from early 20th century news
A collage of satirical quips and brief notices on culture, finance, and public figures. Remarks range from fashionably bold dogs in New York to assessments of figures like Gen. Booth and Andrew Carnegie. The piece riffs on money, journalism, and social norms with light, punchy lines.
Airship pole quest and duels evoke a curious modern debate
The Louisville Courier-Journal mocks grand plans to reach the North Pole by airship and parries with a satirical call for improbable duels. It notes misused hypnosis and imagines Benjamin Franklin reacting to a modern newspaper with wry skepticism.
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Louisville Courier-Journal
North Pole
Cleveland Oil Trust Hearing Nears End
The Cleveland oil trust hearing may shorten testimony in the Standard Oil cases as three Schurmer Teagle firm members face a real estate commission suit against them. They seek delay until the related suit is tried, with a trial set for next week and a pending statement on the property sale to Standard Oil. Hadley has gathered most expected information, outlining the Republic Oil history and its early independent status.
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Cuyahoga Courty
Qhic
Daniel Schurmer
Edward Schurmer
Charles Schofield
Schofield
Schurmers
Teagie
Hadley
Cleveland
Republic Ofl Company
Stidard Company
Interstate Commerce Commission to Probe Kansas Oil Rates
The Interstate Commerce Commission will investigate claims by the Kansas Oil Producers' Association that railroads and the Standard Oil Trust conspired to block independent producers and refiners in Kansas from shipping out of state due to alleged unreasonable freight rates. Representative Campbell has discussed the plan with the commission and a special agent will be sent to Kansas to gather facts.
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Washington
Interstate Commerce Commission
Kansas Ofl Producers' Association
Standard Office
Kansas
Cambell
Campbell
James.r. Garfield
Mearl
Grant for a Lee Holiday at Confederate Veteran Banquet
At the New York Confederate Veteran's camp annual banquet General Frederick B. Grant proposed making January 19 1907 the 100th anniversary of General Robert E. Lee a national day of memorial. He recalled his father's friendship with Lee and advocated steps to honor his heritage. The resolution was adopted amid cheers.
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New DE Seeekine
New York City
Frederick B. Grant
Department of the Host
United States Army
Robert E. Lee
Lee
1000 Men to Be Let Out From Navy Yards
The army department estimates the force reduction will discharge 260 men at Norfolk navy yard 300 at New York 280 at Boston 120 at Mare Island and 60 each at Portsmouth League Island and Bremerton. This totals about 1000 men affected by the layoff plan.
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Washington
Army Department
Norfolk Navy Yard
New York
Boston
Mare Islands
Portsmouth
League Island
Bremerton
Reed Smoot's Case Hearing Set for February
Washington note states supplementary testimony in the Reed Smoot case will begin in February. G. Smoot, discussing charges before the Senate committee on privileges and elections, said Joseph Smith, president of the apostolic church, had no more influence with him than any ordinary Utah citizen.
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Reed Smoot
Washington
G. Smoot
Senate Committee On Privileges and Elections
Joseph Smith
Apostolic Meburh
Utah Citisen
France Won't Act on Venezuela Until Morocco Crisis Settled
Berlin reports it is not expected that France will take strong action against Venezuela to pressure President Castro to make amends until the Morocco question is resolved. The aim is to avoid two international crises occurring simultaneously.
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Berlin
France
Venezuela
Castro
Aigster Insulting a Woman I. T.-Tom Hudstd Incident
A fragmented text item reports an insult incident involving a person named Tom Hudstd and a woman, with garbled spellings suggesting a formal or police record. The readable fragment emphasizes an insult event and an accused party.
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Aigster
I. T
Tom
Dresden-born Eluien Reveals Four Meter Wedding Scene
Eluien born in Dresden in 1983 and educated by Peter von Cormelias. A mysterious four meter high wedding installation appears on site as part of a contemporary art display.
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Eluien
Dresden
Peter von Cormelias
Chinese labor favored for Panama canal project details
Washington reports reveal Chief Engineer John F. Stevens urged private contracts for the canal lock system and the use of Chinese labor, seeking repeal of the eight hour rule on Isthmus work. He claimed one Chinese worker is worth two local laborers and disputed progress despite $26.7 million appropriations.
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Washington
John F. Stevens
Panama Canal
Senate Committee
Stevens
General Wheeler Death Report From Brooklyn Home
A veteran of two wars General Wheeler died at the Brooklyn home of Mrs. Sterling Smith. He served as a Confederate cavalry tender and later held various duties. Details on cause and date of death are unclear in the fragmentary notice.
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Brooktlyn
New York
Wheeeler
Spain
Sterling Smith
Brook
Secretary Taft Denies Cable Claim on Island Sale to Japan
A secret cable from Governor General Ide at Megnila alleges Ambassador Wright was authorized to sell islands to Japan, prompting a formal denial by Secretary Taft. He states the cable claim has no truth and is absurd.
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Ide
Megnila
Wright
Japan
Taft
District Attorney Prepares Action on Officers
New York new dispatch says the District Attorney will move against officers under internal inquiry by the legislative committee. A special grand jury will be convened to consider the cases, but the exact assembling date has not yet been set.
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Greme
New York
Jerome
Ineer
Legislative Committee
Cuticle To Save Live In Wisconsin and Pension Bill Reported
Kenosha Wisconsin reports modest cuticle contributions from Methodist church members while fans beg for more. In Washington the House appropriations committee favors a pension bill for fiscal year 1906 totaling 140 246 500 dollars.
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Kenosha
Wis
Methodist Church
Fred An
Gea Aoatheen Ser Ahs Tan
Washington
House Committee of Appropriations
Conference Attitudes Shape Admission of New Territory
Fragmentary remarks describe the conference dynamics with emphasis on wage increases and territorial claims. Operators are portrayed as controlling the process under existing rules and organizational structures, guiding admission terms and related negotiations.
Rockefeller Gifts 1.45 Million to Chicago University
At a special Chicago board meeting it was announced that John D. Rockefeller donated 1.45 million dollars to the University of Chicago. The gift includes 1.0 million for a permanent endowment and 350,000 to cover current expenditures through July 1, 1907, with remaining funds designated for widowed President W. R. Harper's widow for life.
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University of Chicago
Poreident
Harper
Chicago
University of Chicago Board of Trustees
John D. Rockefeller
University
W. R. Harper
Fragmented OCR Note on Names and Phrases
A garbled OCR snippet mentions a young Green and Abner Appledryye with disjointed phrases about lifer, cigars, and wearing items. The text is incoherent, offering no clear event, date, or identifiable organization. It reads like part of a larger, damaged column with missing context.
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Jay
Abner Appledry
Peale
Theron
Ceny
Cure of chronic hand sores with Cuticura
Mrs. Maurer of 2340 State St Chicago reports long lasting hand sores resisted by three doctors. After applying Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment for ten days the eruptions peeled away and healed, leaving hands smooth and clean while she continued work in the dye house. July 1 1905.
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Cutiura
Mrr
Maurer
State St
Chicago
Minority Canal Report Favors Son Iate Canal
Fragmentary text references a canal report favoring a son and mentions sorrow, a leap of faith, and a savior. It includes a personal prayer about faith and a praise to a bread from above, with a signature A. U. Mayfield in Denver.
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Tiait
A. U. Mayfield
Denver
Prance Takes Her Time in Battle Over Course of Action
In a tense standoff Aliow Castro asserts independence from Venecucia and France. France plans to choose its own timing and method in addressing the situation, resisting external coercion to hurry decisions.
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Aliow Castro
France
Venecucia
Rewarded Heart and a Hungry Bird
A sad heart recalls a moment of kindness as a half starved bird seeks a crumb from a window pane. The narrator offers grain from a basket and the bird receives it with grateful chirps and full appetite.
Snowbound For Five Days Traps Denver Rio Grande Train
A passenger train on the Denver and Rio Grande railroad became snowbound for five days near Durango Colorado. Crews reportedly salvaged provisions and coal from a section house as passengers endured delays and cold conditions.
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Durango
Col
Denver & Rio Grande
Lawcen Accepts Invitation to Speak After Arranging Meet
Lawcen's One Condition agrees to speak after arranging a meeting between him and James H. Wekel's ex-comptroller. The dialogue aims to set terms for the forthcoming appearance and ensure proper coordination.
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Lawcen
James H. Wekel
Young Farmers Seek Good Wages in Wisconsin or South Africa
Local farmers press for fair pay amid rising costs. group cites potential markets in Wisconsin and South Africa as possible destinations. Organizers urge support for improved pay standards and safer working conditions for field laborers.
A Brute of a Husband
A San Francisco Call excerpt shows an irate young matron refusing to live with Augusty Jouger after accusing her of flirting with Lobson. The scene hints at temper and social judgment within a troubled marriage.
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Augusty Jouger
Lobson
Tom We
San Franscisco
Widow recovers vigor after Grape-Nuts trial
A California widow shares how Grape-Nuts restored her health after months of illness and fever leaving her weak. She reports rapid strength gains and three meals a day, plus a now-rosy complexion for her child who also improved after using the cereal. The note adds a promise to answer inquiries and hints at broader benefits claimed by the product.
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Bernardino Co
Cal
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