Witty Aphorisms Fill Brown ing Mo Edition
A collection of witty maxims and humorous observations appears in the Brown ing Missouri post, reflecting on honesty, marriage, driving, diplomacy, and life’s ironies. The snippets offer light commentary rather than a single news thread.
Demand for Large Car Outpaces Desire for Large Family
The text notes a stronger preference for buying a spacious car than enlarging one’s family. It suggests consumer trends favor vehicle size over household growth as a social priority.
Doubtful Choices and Timbers in National Policy
A satirical summary notes leaders and experts in public life faced with second fiddle roles and shifting jobs. It laments ineffective efficiency experts and misused timber resources while critiquing the abundance of second-rate nominations and the lack of clear guidance in opportunities.
Knowing Our Selves Through Others
Reflections on self awareness suggesting pride may fade when we see our actions as others perceive them. The message emphasizes humility and growth through external perspectives.
Heaven as Resting Place and Community Quality
The passage frames Heaven as a place of rest where people will be fully prepared to begin anew. It suggests evaluating one’s own community positively while acknowledging that other places also possess valuable qualities.
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Perfect man by glands regulation catapults to fame
A Philadelphia physician claims regulation of glands could produce a perfect man and vault him into fame alongside a Philadelphia lawyer. The column mocks hair styling, a failing European hairpin factory, and Uncle Sam guaranteeing a Christmas dinner for postal workers by limiting deliveries on Christmas Day. It also jokes about cosmetics age, home finances, and amusedly notes a defeated U S senator from Minnesota lost to a blind man.
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Philadelphia
Sam
Indiana Woman Sues for Separation Over Love Triangle
An Indiana wife seeks separation claiming her sight impaired husband abandoned her for another woman, alleging a marriage broken by infidelity and elopement. The case centers on domestic discord and the spouses involved in the dispute.
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Winter Evening Musical Draws Local Crowd at McCollum’s
A Sunday night musical at R. J. McCollum’s drew residents including John Talman a skilled banjoist from near Winigan. Evening enjoyment followed by visits from Lester Smith of near Browning and other local figures. Turkey buying surged in North Salem as the telephone exchange elected Mrs. Arthurs to operate again.
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R. J. McCollum
John Talman
Near Winigan
Lester Smith
Near Browning
Salem
Raymond Harris
Drayman
Browning
Will Myers
North Salem
Telephone Exchange
Arthurs
Sige Moore
Everett Lambert
Ellis Hospital
Kirksville
L.w.almond
Thompson Bailey
Versie Pearler
Frank Tucker
Thelma Deskins
Earl Pearler
Clay Moore
Local Notes On Residents And Animal Health
Day evening with Bird Arthur and wife. Mrs Marie Asher of Sticklerville visits her parents Mr and Mrs D G Seymour. Jay Tripp, laid up with a sore heel, is back in town on Monday. Moore Bros report a fine horse ill with pneumonia slowly recovering at this writing.
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Marie Asher
Sticklerville
D. G. Seymour
Jay Tripp
Moore Bros
Cross Roads And Cora Community Notes
Farmers delivered turkeys at Cora on Monday and Tuesday. Locals husked corn. Charley Dodson and wife visited D. G. Havens and wife in Milan on Saturday night. Mary Jennings and Frances May seen in Cora on Saturday. Lucille Black visited G. M. Spencer Sunday evening. E. R. Maloney in Cora last Tuesday. Hildred Spencer, Kirksville student, home for weekend. Fred Havens Jr. of Milan in Cora week end. George Lumsden and family moved to a G. M. Spencer tenant house. George Dodson visited James Glidewell Sunday evening. H. P. Maggart, Harry Henrick and Roy Neely helped Wm. Butler butcher a beef Saturday.
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D. G. . Havens
Milan
Mary Jennings
Cora
Frances May of
Humphreys
Lucille Black
G.M. Spencers
E.R. Maloney
Hildred Spencer
Kirksville
Fred Havens, Jr
George
Lumsden
C. Harmon
G. M. Spencers
George Dodson
James Glidewell
H.P. Maggart
Harry Henrick
Roy Neely
Wm. Butler
B. M. Hollon
Gus Karris
Chillicothe
Jas. Fanning
Frank Jennings
Earnest
Herbert Head
John Hollon
Near Moberly
W. S. Langdon
Bertha Fanning
James Fanning
Haskell Hollow
Kansas City
Emmett Keithley
Floyd Fanning
Francis
Pipes of Browning
Ursula Brinkley
Emil Shaw
Browning
Pansey
Berthema Spencer
Fuller Bauswell
Elsie Bauswell
Clifford Fanning
Cold spell as residents report frigid conditions
Local notes describe unusually cold weather and people moving about Milan and nearby towns. Several residents and visitors are mentioned by name including Hollon, Karris, Fanning, Jennings, Ernest Hollon, and others visiting relatives or shopping in Kansas City Browning Kirksville and Moberly.
Cross Roads and Shelby Social Notes
Mrs. Stufflebean spent Saturday evening with Mrs. Jack Brown. Jennie and Kathryn Ogle visited relatives near Brookfield last week. John Bummer and Jack Brown helped Fred Keithley butcher Saturday. Stewart Woodside and wife welcomed a baby boy born December 6. Mother and babe are doing well. Chas Schrivner and family spent Sunday at W. E. Pace. Jack Brown family and Joe Edens family visited L. H. Edens. Linn Harper and wife spent Sunday with Mrs. Muirhead.
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Cross Roads
Shelby
Stufflebean
Jack Brown
Jennie
Kathryn Ogle
Brookfield
John Bummer
Fred Keithley Butcher
Stewart Woodside
Babe
Chas. Schrivner
Schrivner
W. E. Paces
Billie
Joe Edens
L. H. Edens
Linn Harper
Mrs. Muirhead
Will Abbott Visit With Perry McCollums Sunday
Damp and rainy spell noted as weather lingers for days. Will Abbott and family visited Perry McCollums on Sunday to catch up.
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Will Abbott
Perry McCollums
Thanksgiving Turkeys Sold at 26 Cents a Pound in Winigan
In Winigan on Saturday many residents delivered turkeys priced at 26 cents per pound. F M Cattey and wife visited Mrs Emma Driers on Monday. Several residents traveled to nearby towns for turkeys and to visit hospitalized relatives.
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F. M. Cattey
Emma Driers
I. J. McCollum
Elwood
Foss’s
Allen Sill
John Hoselton
Perry Christian
Ben Purdins
Otis McCollum
Arthur Cattey
Harvey McCollum
Words Left Unspoken Before Their Passing
A reflection on how people honor the living and the dead. It urges saying kind words while someone is alive to encourage their virtuous efforts and inspire resilience. The piece contrasts posthumous praise with timely praise that motivates right action.
Royal Neighbors of America Meeting Schedule Noted
Royal Neighbors of America holds meetings on the second and fourth Thursday evenings each month, inviting members to attend sessions at the local lodge.
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Royal Neighbors of America
The Value Of A Boost For Browning
A Boston capitalist learns Browning’s benefits after a booster from the town impresses him. The plan shows towns grow when residents publicly praise their community. Enthusiasm from every resident, at home or away, can attract newcomers and aid healthy growth.
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Browning
Parents Overprotective Upbringing Cited in Essay
The passage warns that overprotective parenting traps children in sheltered environments, depriving them of outdoor life and social interaction. It argues such upbringing can lead to weak or abnormal minds and poor real world capacity later in life.
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