A Wry Carol on Holiday Goods and Imitation Cheer
The verse lampoons synthetic chemistry and artificial decorations with jokes about gas like flames and a Santa figure. It notes the oddity of modern holiday staging and the odd honesty of mistletoe amid garlands and cotton snow.
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Santa Claus
Worlds Christmas Dinner by Gaston says nations share feast
In a 1931 column, Wm L Gaston imagines the United States feeding the world at a vast Christmas dinner. He lists generous resources from Kansas wheat to California fruit, urging unity as a dish of peace. He envisions tables spanning continents and a dinner that quiets conflicts.
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Santa Claus
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Western Newspaper Union
A Mother's Letter To Santa From 1931
A mother asks Santa for gifts of appreciation patience kindness and unselfishness to strengthen family life. She hopes for thoughtful deeds and compliments among her children and a harmonious home as she strives to be a good mother.
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Santa Claus
Western Newspaper Union
Santa Claus Comes Down Chimney in Classic Style
A playful 1931 exchange about how Santa Claus descended the chimney this Christmas. Willie asks and a child responds that the visit went down in a neat, tidy, traditional fashion.
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Santa Claus
Willie
Christmas Becomes a Season Not a Day in Colier's Weekly
The column notes Christmas has grown beyond a single day and now spans a broader season, extending its reach with each passing year.
Girl shoots betrayer in Kansas City restaurant stabbing
Miss Mary Morrisey, sixteen, shot Charles Stevens twenty seven in his Kansas City restaurant after learning he was married and had fathered her unborn child. Stevens was wounded in the arm. Morrisey surrendered to police after awaiting them at a jewelry shop.
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St. Louis
James B. Miller
Okla
Lawyer Quits Trial After Pleading Client Guilty
Brooklyn judge reacts as lawyer Jacob Brenner pleads Isidore Miller eighteen a guilty plea for holding up Gloria Blum cashier of Stagg laundry. Miller agrees the judge sentences him to Elmira reformatory while two accomplices face five to ten years for the $617 robbery.
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Nine year old hero saves mother in burning home
In Kansas City Kansas Joseph Escott Jr nine frees his mother Jennie Escott 38 trapped between steel rods as brick wall collapses after the fire. He sends brother Johnnie six for help and remains in the wrecked house lifting rods so she can crawl out.
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Death by own action With Hat On Breaks Usual Rule
In Brighton England the coroner and jury heard a case of death by own action by drowning. The coroner remarked that no man dies by his own action with his hat on, calling this case a notable exception and a morbid curiosity for students.
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Brighton
England
Bakery Blaze Hits Ackerman Bakery in Brookfield
Fire likely caused by defective wiring devastates the Ackerman Bakery Company plant in Brookfield with estimated losses of $10,000 covered by insurance. The broad fire sweep and damage to equipment prompted emergency response and investigations.
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Ackerman Bakery Company
Beautiful Lisbon a City on Hills
Lisbon sits on terraced hills with a sea approach and Belem gate. The city blends posts earthquake grandeur with Moorish palaces and narrow streets where streetcars mix with oxen and donkeys. The Rocio plaza dares pedestrians with mosaic pavements while roofs bloom green in winter rains.
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National Geographic Society Bulletin
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da Gama
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Arlington Memorial Bridge
Amateur and Dilettante Viewed as Lost Arts
The author condemns scoffing at amateurs and dilettantes, arguing that belittling others’ creative efforts deprives society of shared interests and the chance to speak through music and conversation. The piece laments diminishing talk and cultural participation, noting even evenings of dialogue are rare. Harold Bauer is cited in the Etude.
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Button presses control coal boilers in 47 story New York hotel
A man starts and maintains all coal burning boilers in a 47 story New York hotel by pressing push buttons. Pulverized coal is automatically released from bunkers to keep the fire at the proper heat with precise amounts.
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New York
Highest Possessions Above Monetary Value
A Wisconsin clergyman asks what people value most and finds the top possessions cost nothing money. Health, love of work and capacity, and the ability to look others in the eye lead a fifty item list, with 48 costing nothing. The piece notes Angola’s massive dynamite use and workforce in a large scale project, aided by camels transporting supplies.
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Channing Pollack
American Magazine
Mr. Pollock
Angola
Turkey Railway Lines Opened Through Difficult Terrain
The new Turkish railway lines will traverse rugged terrain, including a monumental concrete bridge along the route. Though the line is just over 500 miles, engineers face significant challenges in crossing valleys and guiding trains over spans that rank among the world’s largest concrete structures.
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Turkey
Fort Worth Woman Inherits Indian Chief Heirloom
Mrs. Burch Young of Fort Worth Texas possesses a scalp heirloom said to belong to an Indian chief slain by her father Captain Ira Long. The chief died in Jack County Texas during a hand to hand fight in Lost Valley over fifty years ago. Captain Long died in 1913 at age seventy one.
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Fort Worth
Texas
Ira Long
Texas Ranger
Frontier Fame
Captain Long
Lost Valley
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