Courtesy to Cripples on the Street Car Chase
A man, after a hot chase, boarded a street car and told the conductor he had slipped and lost a leg. The conductor replied that they would stop for a man with a crutch, illustrating a courteous exchange in a humorous incident.
Absent-Minded Professor Schmaltz Plans Swiss Trip
A waitress quips about Professor Schmaltz losing his umbrella and hints he joked about traveling to Switzerland for his lungs. The manager confirms hearing the remark as a light anecdote in a casual exchange.
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Schmaltz
Switzerland
Kind of Heavy Tit on Your Right Hand
A fragment features a dialogue about dining with a heavy item on the right hand and offering a chair, implying a social or humorous scene. The snippet hints at casual conversation rather than a full report.
Timekeeper borrows $2 from worker
A road crew timekeeper borrows two dollars from a coworker to buy drinks and promises repayment on payday. When payday arrives the check is two dollars higher than expected, and the timekeeper says the extra amount is to repay the loan, leaving the worker perplexed.
American Soldier Chides Inn Cook Over War-Era Food
An American soldier billeted in England barely touches his meal at a local inn. A indignant waiter scolds him for wasting food and implies it harms the war effort. The soldier quips that someone must persuade the enemy to eat there.
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England
Union Baseball Up Again Seeks Labor Reform and Equity
The piece argues for renewed baseball unionization under Pennsylvanian labor board jurisdiction in Pittsburgh. It ridicules modern calm play while urging bold strikes and a fair share of profits, noting Harvard organizer Robert Murphy and the push for worker parity in the game.
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Pennsylvania State Labor Board
Pittsburgh Baseball Club
Casey
Robert Murphy
Harvard
Yale
Princeton
Sticker slogan on windshields spurs absurd anti crash crusade
In a satirical column Elmer Twitchell mocks the adoption of the slogan Take It Easy and the push to paste windshield stickers as a solution to auto accidents. He ridicules the idea that such measures reduce deaths, noting drivers still danger on the road amid reckless cries of Quicker.
Ye Olde Swap Shoppe Cricket for Outdoor Life Revolt?
A quirky Yankee magazine item notes a swap shop offering cameras jewelry a microscope outboard motor canoe sail rod and reel and baseball gloves in exchange for a bassoon or similar item. The piece satirically applauds a broader revolt against outdoor living.
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Yankee Magazine
Weatherwise Farmer’s Droll Reply Feeds Folk Wisdom
An old fashioned farmer, famed for sniffing the breeze and forecasting weather, quips that he hasn’t heard the radio yet today when asked about the latest forecasts. His practical, humorous take embodies practical knowledge over news channels.
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Irving Kolodin
Willark Trout Joins Sports Afield Staff
Willark Trout has joined the staff of Sports Afield magazine. The anecdotal note includes quirky quotes and comments about rates, trips, and consumer humor, reflecting a light, period newspaper tone. The piece mixes light satire with brief cultural curiosities and stray aphorisms.
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Willark Trout
Sports Afield
Make the Home a Stronghold of Security and Peace
Kathleen Norris urges women to change themselves to fix troubled homes in a time of postwar stress. She links marital strife to economic strain and calls for wives to replace nagging with calm, solvency, and hopeful harmony, creating a secure home.
Haven of Happiness in Troubled Postwar Homes
The piece notes friction in happy families caused by nagging, dullness, extravagance, and constant comparisons. It urges wives to avoid provoking tensions and to make home life a haven of happiness, especially as nerves run high in postwar years and divorce courts rise.
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Miss Norris
Aluminum cookware grades and durability
Cast aluminum vessels are made by pouring molten metal into forms while stamped aluminumware is pressed from sheets. Grades include light medium and heavy. Heavier utensils are more durable but waste fuel. thin lightweight pieces cost less and are easier to handle yet dent and bend more readily.
Twelve Dutch Stencils For Decorative Use
Twelve Pennsylvania Dutch stencil designs feature flowers fruits borders and the dove of peace with olive branch. Use on cupboard doors furniture and small articles. pattern 262 includes directions and color guide, order by mail.
Vicuna Domestication Hurdles Highlight Fleece Value
Collier's notes the Peruvian vicuna yields the finest fleece but remains barely domesticated. It stays at high Andes elevations where cold thin air and wary nature deter capture. A small flock owner shear yields about 100 pounds annually, with coats selling up to $1,000 each.
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Peru
Collier’s
Andes
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