Conscientious father offers marriage wisdom punchline
A father tells his son marriage requires cooperation and doing things together. He cites walks and movies as examples and ends with a joke about mopping the floor. The exchange highlights practical partnership in a pre wedding moment.
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Pop
Listen Here Patient Hints At Quiet Wall Can’t Hear It
A nurse at a mental hospital recalls a patient who signals for silence by raising a finger and inviting her to listen. He insists there is sound along the wall, but the nurse cannot hear anything despite his insistence that it has been that way all day.
Notable Pin Incident At School Sparks Dispute
A stern parent confronts a school master after a pupil claims he merely left a pin on a chair. Jimmy Hughes allegedly sat on the pin due to missing spectacles, resulting in blame being placed on the other youth.
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Jimmy Hughes
Justifiable Homicide eyewitness account at inquest
A coroner questions an eyewitness about a woman who shot her husband at close range. The witness confirms powder marks on the husband’s face, supporting the claim of a self defense or justifiable killing. The inquest probes the circumstances and motive behind the tragedy.
That Should Do It Wife
A man complains after ordering a device advertised to cut grocery costs. Instead of savings, he receives only a paper weight, highlighting a mismatch between promotion and delivery.
Cold Wave, That Is Freddy
A playful quip about cold weather and a father son exchange describes an iceberg as a permanent wave, reflecting a humorous regional newspaper tone. The dialogue evokes winter imagery through a lighthearted metaphor and brief exchange.
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Freddy
Farmer sues rail line over cows milked by passengers
A railway clerk recalls a farmer suing the railway saying trains drive by so slowly passengers reach out and milk his cows. The comical protest highlights rural tensions with rail travel.
Junior Lawyer Confuses Client With Self
A junior associate travels to a city to meet a client and discovers he has forgotten the client's name. He wires back to the firm asking for the client’s identity and is informed their client is Edgar B. Williams while his own name is Elmer Johnson.
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Williams
Edgar B
Johnson
Elmer
Compassionate Lady Urges Barefoot Run In Heat
A fragment shows a compassionate speaker addressing a child or group about coping with hot weather by running around barefoot. The dialogue implies informal, playful instruction in a sunny setting.
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Ethan
Cotton Hill
Rugee
Go Hiwk
Sunny Hawk
Frankie Kay
Kansas City
Ansas
Classified Department Offers Various Business Opportunities
Northwest Missouri weekly newspaper shop for sale with litho type and over $1 000 in 1949 gross. Financing with small down and good brokerage through H H Keeshan Manhattan Kansas. Other listings include cleaning plant, wool plant, shoe shop, shoe and harness repair, plumbers, livestock, and miscellaneous ads. Public notices show items for sale and services from Denver to Kansas and Iowa.
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H. Moorman
West 38Th Ave
Denver
Colo
Missouri
Ross
H. H. Keeshan
Manhattan
Kansas
Lover Martin
Frankfort
Yocern
Howor Sweet
Waterville
Kans
Ld Rr
Gene Whitaker
Kincaid
Poultry Chicks and Equip Offer Broad Breasted Birds
Poultry items advertised include eggs and chicks with free delivery on large orders within distance. Prices listed for backyard specials with low per hundred rates and postage. Breeds mentioned include Broad Breasted Bronze, New Hampshires, White Leghorns, White Rocks, Austin Whites, and pheasants from Newton Kansas.
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Borron
Barron Turkey Farms
Winigan
Lawler
Reeves
L. W. Dreier
Pheasentry
Newton
Kansas
Austin
Ken Ballew Hatchery
Mansfield, Mo
Sims Fruit and Nursery Farm catalog offers bare root fruit and ornamental stock
Hannibal Missouri listing prices for peaches apples pears grapes nectarines and ornamentals with sizes from 1 to 6 feet. Many varieties noted including Elberta Hale Haven Red Jonathan Red Stayman Golden Jubilee and Lombardy Poplar. All items guaranteed and postpaid with express collect on some items.
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E. Elberta
Hale Haven
J. H. Hale
Golden Jubilee
Elberta Cling
Belle Georgia
Red Jonathan
Red Stayman
Rome
New Alfred
Newport
Pride of Rochester
Sims Fruit & Nursery Farm
Hannibal
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