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Newspaper

Brookshire Times

Location

Brookshire, Texas, United States of America

Date

Jun 03, 1932

Page

2

Not Conscience Stricken Wife Hats and Bills

A comic exchange shows a wife pressuring her husband to settle a milliner bill. He jokes about conscience, while she explains she needs another hat immediately after ten years of millinery labor. The dialogue satirizes domestic finance and fashion obsession.

Lordly youth vows poetry returns in sly pun

A lordly young man claims poetry brings returns in a witty exchange. The woman reacts with surprise as the punchline reveals a playful reversal.

Warning to Mistress-Mary About Jewelry at Tables

A terse exchange notes that Mistress-Mary should not wear jewelry while waiting tables, as the speaker Mald-I claims he has nothing valuable but appreciates the warning. The fragment reflects a cautious social scene with implied risk and propriety concerns.

Mary

Dad Refuses Car for Freshman and Offers Bicycle

A college freshman explains to his father that he bought a car for $15 but lacks a speedometer. The father declines to gift the car and suggests instead tying a bicycle behind it as a cheaper alternative.

Testimony Reveals Joking Exchange About Wife’s Cooking

A testimony record notes a light exchange where one person asks if the wife likes cooking and the reply for roast jokes is highlighted as ongoing banter about being roasted. The line captures a playful domestic moment rather than a formal dispute.

Frau's Footwork Sparks Lighthearted Bridge Banter

Humorous exchange about bridge play occurs as a map jokes about kicking and rubbing his shin while speaking with his partner presumed to be his wife. The quip highlights playful dynamics in a home game setting.

Landlady Cracks Pie Crust as Quirky Quip Echoes

A humorous exchange unfolds as a landlady comments that her late husband, a brilliant artist, found inspiration in her cooking while she halves a pie crust. A comical boulder observes the scene with a bent fork nearby, adding whimsy and whimsy’s mood.

In Reverse He Claims Three Years in Wreck No Car

He asserts he has been in the wreck for three years and that he has not had a car during that time. The statement contrasts ownership with injury, implying a prolonged incident while lacking a vehicle.

Bridge of Sighs Quips On Time Wasted

A Washington Star exchange features a serious friend urging reflection on golden moments spent at bridge. Miss Cayenne answers with regret and a wry note about a small silver coin and paper currency.

Bridge of Sighs Miss Cayenne Washinton Star

Bobby Questions When He Can Shave Like Papa

A short exchange shows Bobby asking to shave like his father while his mother replies it will be a long time yet. Bobby protests he already knows many words.

Bobby Papa

Alfalfa Seed Production Urges Crop Rotation Value

Western farmers value alfalfa in crop rotation for protein rich roughage and labor distribution. The bulletin from Colorado Agricultural College notes no current overproduction and a seed shortage, with US imports around 337000 pounds in 1930 and Colorado using about two million pounds annually. If seed fails, hay or pasture retains value and farmers can time harvest to secure a normal crop.

West John N. Spencer T. G. Stewart Extension Agronomist Colorado Agricultural College United States Department of Agriculture Colorado

Feeding baby beef calves: heifers equal or better than steers

The Illinois experiment station reports differences in feeding baby beef cattle. Heifer calves require about five months of full feeding to reach best slaughter condition, while steer calves need seven months. At 700 pounds heifers are equal or superior to steers, and at 900 pounds price discrimination against heifers is unwarranted.

Ilinois Illinois Montrese Family Herald

Mixing Corn and Wind Distance in Field Safety

The safe separation for avoiding corn mixing relies on wind amount and direction. Pollen is light and can travel far in windy weather, making mixing likely where field rows of two corn varieties come near each other. The wind direction determines which field end remains least mixed.

Erosion Costs Fall Heavily on Missouri Farmers Says Expert

A Missouri Farmer summary cites USDA soil specialists stating national annual soil erosion robs 21 times the plant food used for crops. In dollars this equals about 2 billion annually with at least 200 million charged to farmers on tangible logs.

United States Department of Agriculture Missouri

Worms in Hogs and Sheep Promote tetrachlorethylene use

An Indiana Farmers Guide piece highlights tetrachlorethylene as a favored worm treatment for hogs and sheep. It notes strong endorsements, minimal drug effects, and recommends administering in individual capsule doses for best results.

Indiana Farmer's Guide

Shh I Don’t Disturb Them

A brief fragment from Die Woche im Bild in Olten Switzerland notes a play starting late while others sleep, prompting a whispered tiptoe inquiry about the stage’s quiet scene.

Olten Switz

Early Turkish Carpets Recalled as Table Covers

In the earliest import period to England carpets from Turkey were regarded as too precious for floors and were small in size used as table coverings rather than floor coverings.

Turkey England

Man Loses 26 Pounds on Kruschen Salts Claim

A Cincinnati man writes that after using Kruschen Salts for three months he dropped from 205 to 179 pounds, reports improved breathing and energy, and looks 100 percent better. The ad urges a daily half teaspoon in hot water and reduced fatty foods as a safe weight loss method.

F. J. Fritz Cincinnati Otc

Mrs Newwed Mother’s Furniture Polish Recipe Found

A fragment from London Tit-Bits reveals Mrs Newwed-Mother sent a furniture polish recipe amid playful exchanges with Mr Newwed about soup tasting. The note hints at a home craft tip tucked in light domestic chatter.

Positive Relief For Itchy Skin

Cooling soothing and germ destroying Blue Star Ointment melts at body heat and goes deep into pores carrying medicines that kill itch. It claims relief from rash tetter ringworm foot itch eczema and other itchy troubles in two to three times quicker than ordinary remedies. Clean odor money back if not satisfied. Sold by all drug stores.

Taking Him Literally

Mrs. Catte notes her husband’s nose troubles as a recurring joke in a humorous exchange with the doctor. The scene features Mrs. Wattle confirming the nose issue as a frequent cause of trouble.

Catte Mrs. Wattle

Carpenter-Well Debate About Sharpening Tools

The dialogue shows John the apprentice confirming most tools are sharp while noting the saw still has gaps to fix. The exchange emphasizes practical shop work and skill gaps in tool maintenance.

Carpenter John

Public fears overpriced pills as St Joseph’s gains trust

Readers are urged to avoid inflated prices for aspirin while praising St Joseph’s aspirin tablets wrapped in cellophane. The message argues that the product preserves strength and value, challenging higher priced competitors and encouraging 10-cent purchases.

St.Joubne St. Joseph's Et.Joseph’s

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