Bristol Phenex Saturday Advertising Page
Bristol Phenex advertisement page notes subscription rates and advertising terms. It lists a weekly schedule at 7 Bradford Street Bristol with rates in advance and per square charges for multiple insertions. The text references yearly advertisers and line limits, indicating a local commerce notice format.
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Bristol
Mrs Betsy's Dysentery Cordial Promises Quick Cure All Ailments
An elderly remedy advertises Mrs. Betsy Be Kidder’s Dysentery Cordial as an immediate and perfect cure for cholera morbus dysentery diarrhea summer complaints of children sea sickness and general debility. It claims to stop vomiting relieve pain restore regular bowels and cure even chronic cases within hours, without opium or minerals, and to strengthen and restore health in infants children and adults alike.
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BE. Kidder
Beware of frauds selling cholera cordial and Stoves
An old notice warns against imitations of Mrs Be Kidder's Cholera Morbus Dysentery and Diarrhoea Cordial misrepresented by rivals. It cites sales by Mrs EF Kidder at 100 Court Street Houston and BRIGGS & DURY, plus a catalog of stoves and tin ware from BABCOCK 59 Thames Street.
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EF. Kidder
Court Street
Huston
Bristol
Briggs & Dury
Babccock
Thames
The
Republic
Rhode Island
Saoshii Comnent
Tate
Dividend declaration by Bank of Bristol stockholders
The Bank of Bristol declares UAL dividend payable to stockholders on and after Wednesday. Martin Bennett serves as cashier.
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Martin Bennett
Washington and the Communion at Morrisown Church
The American army under Washington was encamped near Morrisown New Jersey when a semi annual communion was to be held at the Presbyterian church. Washington asked Pastor Dr Jones if communicants of other denominations could join the Lord's table. Dr Jones replied that the Lord's table welcomed all followers. Washington, a member of the Church of England, agreed and joined the communicants.
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Washington
Morrisown
New Jersey
Jones
Tulie
Church of England
Mother's Advice Shapes a Gambler's Fate
A narrator recalls his mother urging abstinence from drink and gambling after his father and brothers drank. On her deathbed she asked him to never use intoxicating drinks, a pledge he has kept despite bad influences, attributing his restraint to her counsel from Green's National Guard.
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Green
National Guard
Sermon Sparks Political Prayer at North Carolina Meeting
In Elisabeth City, North Carolina, at a Methodist Episcopal Church, South Conference, Rev M Roseer quotes Zachary Taylor amid a sermon and notes reactions from congregants. He then shifts to faith and works as salvation, followed by a democratic hymn and mixed reception. An anecdote about a donor’s reaction to prayer ends the piece.
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Methodist Episcopal ‘Church
South
Elisabeth City
North Carolina
M. Roseer
Zachary Taylor
Democratic Party
We All Need Assistance From Each Other
A reflection on human dependence from birth to death urging mutual aid. The speaker dismisses self sufficiency and emphasizes that everyone, even the humble, benefits from neighbors support. A word or a tear is more powerful than money.
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Eacu Ornen
Jaa
A Trave Man Who Is He
A Travel Man is described as steadfast in duty seeking wealth or honors not. he treats rich and poor alike, shows respect to all, avoids harsh words, and refrains from actions the law of God condemns. He embodies pure religion and humility in every step and word. Be like him to serve God on earth or in heaven.
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Heaven
Moses
Pharaoh
Daniel
Paul
Nero
Howard
Bonaparte
Christ
Egypt
Ruth
Shane
Maxine Wounds Wonst and Festered Wound Metaphor
A speaker condemns overattention to slight injuries. Dwelling on insults worsens anger and health. The wise choice is to cover the wound and move on without reexamining it.
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Maxine
Quick Wirrep Misa Fortunes Told by a Brisk Brunette
A fragment shows Mina Brown and a young man in a playful exchange about learning to tell fortunes. The brisk brunette consents to read the young man’s hand as he asks for guidance and a playful mockery follows from Mr White.
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Mina Brown
Mr. White
The Old Oaken Bucket Origin Tale
A tale recalls how Samuel B. Woodworth crafted The Old Oaken Bucket after a drink at Mallory’s in New York. Inspired by fresh spring water from a well bucket, he wrote the poem soon after leaving the drinking shop and returning to his office.
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Samuel B. Woodworth
Chatham
Chambers Street
New York
Frankfort Street
Mallory
Woodworth
Pencratiuna
Guine im Buyixa a Horse from Praisie Farmer
A Praisie Farmer correspondent offers horse buying guidance based on color and facial features. He claims light sorrel horses with white feet and face are kind, dish faced horses are risky, deep bays are foolish, and black or white horses handle heat or cold poorly. He advises choosing gentle, white-rich, or spotted horses while noting circu ses as indicators of docility.
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Guine
Finer Discovery or the California Goto Mines
Harper’s Biographical Cyclopedia notes California gold mines were allegedly found by Jesuits in the mid eighteenth century. They hid the discovery from the Mexican government, aiding suspicions around their expulsion. In 1769 Don Jose Galvez led an expedition with Don Miguel Arenas to verify gold in rivers and rocks, but Arenas urged abandonment and was jailed for months. Jesuits later claimed the charges of concealment were true.
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California
Harper's
Biographical Cyclopedia
Mexico
Don Jose Galvez
Marquis of
Sanora
Ito
Miguel Jose de Arenna
Galves
Spain
France
Obscure Satirical Almanac Riff Provokes Curious Mockery
A chaotic blend of literary allusions and fantastical calculations evokes a mocking voyage through tales like Typee and Arabian Nights. The playful epigram references Munchausen Jack the Giant Killer Sinbad and Aladdin as it plunges into absurd arithmetic culminating in an exaggerated, humorous claim.
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California
Baron Munchausen
Jack
Sinbad the Sailor
Jebungerbad
Dr Peabody humor contrasts wit with grave life
In a Springfield Republican rendition of Dr Peabody's memoir a humorous anecdote about anti Sabbath investigations parallels his caution with children at a neighbor's mill pond. The piece notes his bright genial wit against the era's seriousness and likens him to Cowper.
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Dr. Peabody
Cowper
Springfield Republican
Divorce Petition Urges House Action in Virginia
In the Virginia House of Delegates Mr Morse argues for a divorce petition presented by a wife against her husband. He claims the husband’s crimes and seven years penitentiary absence justify the separation and asserts the bill should be passed.
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Winona
Virginia House of Delegates
Morse
Richmond Whig
Speaker
Nobleman Visits Lawyer During Fiery Office
A nobleman visits a lawyer whose office is on fire and exclaims that the office is as hot as an oven. The lawyer replies that the heat suits him as it is a burden he must bear in this crisis.
Self Denial as Source of Happiness in Christian Thought
A Victorian style piece argues self denial yields true happiness, citing Moses Paul and other figures as examples. It condemns seeking happiness through ease, notes Atterbury and Lord Coningsby debating prophecy, and ends with a humorous exchange about Balaam.
Brunel Explains Rail Speeds Are All Dangerous Alike
When Brunel faced a British Parliament committee he argued that increasing speed from 40 to 80 miles per hour would not change traveler risk. He asserted speeds of 90 and 100 miles per hour would still be dangerous and that passengers could be unable to go anywhere if a car derailed at similar rates.
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Brunel
Thanes
Tor
Ron
Egyptian Government Bans Women’s Funeral Wailings
An extraordinary decree bans women from lamenting or gathering at cemeteries. It threatens severe punishment including a prophesied elongation of the tongue to thirty cubits and a public, marked humiliation at judgment with a blackened face and deformed hair.
Magistrate Mistakenly Reads Name In Court Blast
A magistrate in the Comucctiqui valley mistook a Catholic lady witness for someone else and presented his face to her instead of the Bible. He only realized his error when his wife, present in court, delivered a sharp slap.
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Assence
Mino
Kise
Sun and brass rat trap anecdote from crossing Atlantic
In a tale of crossing the Atlantic a Captain measures meridian altitude while two Irishmen watch. One exclaims what the Captain is doing and the other whispers that he is trying to catch the sun in a brass rat trap.
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Catonixo
Atlantic
Emerald Isle
Meridian
Jerry
Paddy
Spinster’s Dream of a Goldfinch Nest Leads to Seven Children
An old tale recalls a spinster who dreamed of finding a goldfinch nest and later married Mr Fiveh. She became mother to seven children. The present Earl of Wincheslea is lineally descended from one of these offspring and bears that name.
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Fiveh
Wincheslea
Leisure as Garment of Pleasure Cited as Ruin
A concise editorial remark notes that leisure appears appealing to observe but is harmful to adopt as a habit, warning that widespread ruin can stem from excessive ease and idleness. The quote emphasizes caution in embracing leisure as a lifestyle.
World’s menace fades as ridicule disarms threats
A pondering line notes that threats to ruin the world are hollow since nations can carry on without bold aggressors. mockery undermines tyrants and renders their schemes futile.
Shadow-like Friends Desert in Shade
A reflective line compares true companions to shadows that stay in sunlight but vanish when darkness falls, illustrating fickle loyalty and the test of genuine friendship.
It Is More Shameful To Mistrust A Friend Than To Be Deceived
A fragment quotes a proverb asserting that mistrusting a friend is more shameful than being deceived by them, reflecting on trust and betrayal.
Mysterious Exchange Over Aweak Eyes In Conversation
A fragment shows a witty exchange where a speaker suggests eyes are weak because they sit in a weak place. The wording hints at playful wordplay and curious misreadings between two men.
Philosophy Triumphs Over Evil in Critical Insight
A concise aphorism contrasts philosophy with vice, noting that lofty thought often defeats moral corruption, yet current wrongs frequently overwhelm ethical reflection in practice.
A Monster Unveiled in a London Villa Scene
In a London parlor two women discuss the unhappy Mrs Williams seen through her neigborhood gate as her husband returns late at night. They describe her lonely routine and the contrasts of visible misery and outward respectability in the Hawthorn Villa district. A later visit reveals Mrs Williams is misidentified as a fortune wife, sparking shock.
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Mary
Ees
London
Mrs. Braybrooke
Mrs. Clayton
Clayton
Sam
Lisa
Aulkinny
Susan
Dreakfuet
Eure
Jess
Harding
Hughand
Braybrooke
Regent Street
Oxford
Williama
Williamy
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Mrs.kidder
Alen
Atterbury
Rhocester
House of Lords
Coningsby
Balaam
Asa
Lam
Chambers’ Edinburg Journal
Douglass Jerrold