Just to Be Sure Two Rockets Stroll Along Road
Two expert pickrockets stroll along the road then stop to check a watch. One asks why the other keeps looking at it. The reply: he checks to be sure the ticker is still there.
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Newspaper
Brimfield News
Location
Brimfield, Illinois, United States of America
Date
Jul 27, 1950
Page
8
Two expert pickrockets stroll along the road then stop to check a watch. One asks why the other keeps looking at it. The reply: he checks to be sure the ticker is still there.
A dealer claims a vase is over two millennia old, while the American Millionaire counters it is only 1950. The exchange highlights a clash over authenticity and era in a tense street encounter.
A boy explains tardiness to his Sun ny class claiming he tried to fish but his father would not allow it. The teacher notes the father’s discipline, while the boy adds there wasn’t enough bait for both of them.
A young wife sent a note to her pastor asking for prayers as John Anderson left for sea. The pastor read the message from the pulpit, first correctly, then mistakenly as for his safety, prompting a moment of quiet and concern among the congregation.
A grocer modestly says anyone would have acted to rescue a neighbor from a burning home. The rescued man is described as a very good customer. A separate scene shows a mistress admonishing a cook about a visiting friend who stayed late and caused a sleepless night.
A garbled OCR passage mentions a confrontation with a husband and disjointed phrases about a Sunday school event, Frieze faculty, and various disjointed items. Names, places, and coherent facts are unreadable, yielding no clear incident or outcome.
A garbled line asks about a difference and features unreadable names and phrases. Felixible text includes stray quotes and misordered words, with no clear event or identifiable persons or organizations.
A brief excerpt depicts a couple in conversation where she listens as he recounts a ball game and she explains how her cousin’s new dress was made. The exchange hints at budding affection and social customs reflected in the era.
A terse exchange presents a joke about avoiding hair loss by implying a reckless action. The dialogue uses a punchy back-and-forth tone typical of simple humor captions.
A stage farce ends with a wry quip as the conductor questions why anyone would steal a Pullman ladder. A cautious old lady offers her own ladder, saying she won’t need it until morning, adding a humorous resolve to the scene.
A young couple sought a rapid wedding after Sunday service. The minister invited all who wished to unite in holy matrimony to come forward, prompting a large crowd of 13 women and one man to proceed to the altar.
A terse exchange appears to capture a dramatic, pointed remark about a facial injury and a dismissive reply about its significance, suggesting a tense interaction without additional context or events.
A man who had just nearly paid off his home mortgage mortgaged again to buy a new car and then approached a loan broker to borrow against the car to build a garage. The broker asked how he would buy gas and the man replied that a person who owns his house car and garage should be able to obtain credit for gas.
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