Dress goods headline hints and couple jokes
A fragmentary item mentions marital disputes and a new dress goods trend with a phrase about a “new baby” in fashion. It also records a bounced check from Smithers labeled No funds and a joke about cashing it. The text shows advertisements and odd quotes from a period newspaper.
Begin Hot Water Drinking For Purified Inside Bath
An old advertisement promotes drinking a hot glass of water with a teaspoonful of limestone phosphate before breakfast to flush poisons from the stomach liver kidneys and bowels. It claims improved digestion headaches biliousness and general well being, urging daily use as a morning internal cleansing ritual.
Careful St Jo Mothers Prefer External Vap O Rub For Colds
Careful mothers report success with Vap O Rub as an external treatment for children's colds and croup. Testimonials from Mrs. Sam House, Mrs. John Paynter, and Mrs. M. A. Myers praise relief when rubbed on the chest or throat and inhaled overnight, claiming no need for internal medicines.
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Sam House
Prospect Ave
John Paynter
17Th St
Cotton Manufacturers’ Association Pushes Tariffs and Labor Curbs
A report from the Atlanta session of the American Cotton Manufacturers Association condemns child labor bills and endorses high tariffs and restraint on Philippine independence while denouncing rival policies as extortionate and tyrannical. The piece argues fear drives aggressive industrial policy and likens tariff scheming to war by indirect means.
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American Cotton Manufacturers’ Association
Atlanta
John Hampton
Philippines
Europe
Pity the Poor Steel Trust Analysis
Chicago Journal argues the steel trust faces a strong demand and rising prices with orders and production at high levels. It notes February unfilled orders setting a record, incoming business exceeding shipments, and a demand twice the capacity, amid war reconstruction and tariff considerations.
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National Bank of the Republic of
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White House
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Honest Tariff View By Senator Underwood
The Democratic stance on tariffs is attributed to Senator Underwood who helped frame the original measure. He stated that the tariff has produced revenue and reduced the tariff wall, and that any mistakes were in the head rather than the heart.
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Underwood
House
Not An Ideal Cry From Political Forecasts 1916
The Indianapolis Star suggests voters should spell out the issues for the 1916 race rather than demand a ringing stance from nominees. It cites Senator Penrose noting no conventional Republican nominating candidates currently present, hinting at unusual circumstances in party leadership.
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Wilson
Indianapolis Star
Senator Penrosé
Sinking ship captain faces doomed bridge stand
A Baltimore man marks fifteen years since his last bath before an unfathomable judge orders another. Amid ships, cameras, and a doomed vessel, the captain clings to the bridge as the ship sinks. The distorted text hints at failed schemes and confusing sports table claims.
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A. Baltimore
Dodson's Liver Tone touted as safe calomel alternative
An advertisement denounces dangerous calomel and promotes Dodson's Liver Tone as a preferred, vegetable liver remedy. It claims the product cleanses the liver and bowels, prevents salivation, and comes with a money back guarantee. The pitch targets families and children, urging readers to buy 50 cent bottles at drug stores.
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Dodson
She Would Never Know. A Warning From Mother to Suitor
A terse exchange portrays a protective mother warning a young man, never let her daughter kiss me, and the young man pledging compliance with the implied boundary. The Riverside Chronicle tone captures a domestic skirmish over propriety.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment Ad Sparks Skin Relief
An advertisement claims Cuticura Soap cleanses and Ointment soothes for pimples blackheads redness and itching. Free samples by mail with a Boston address. A lighthearted Washington reception anecdote mocks naval critics and a pun on knots in a courtroom exchange.
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Cuticura
Dept. L
Boston
Washington
Experiments Teach Postum Replaces Coffee for Health
A reader recounts how quitting coffee for Postum improved his wife’s nervousness stomach troubles appetite and sleep. He notes rapid progress within two weeks and credits Postum with strengthening her overall well being. Postum is sold as Cereal and Instant varieties with price references.
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Pennman
Pos- Co
Battle’ Creek
Mich
Porous plaster remedy recalled for old back ache
Timid exchange recalls a plaster cure for a lame back once used six months ago. One person jokes about returning to the treatment, while the other admits fear of removing the plaster after its prior effectiveness.
Cardui credited by Brookhaven woman for recovery
Mrs H M Russell of Brookhaven Mississippi reports being in fine health after taking Cardui. She says five months in bed with chronic inflammation and pain on both sides, dizziness and weakness improved after eight bottles in three months. She urges other women to try Cardui and notes it is sold by druggists. A separate line quotes a real estate mortgage update in Commuterville asking for improvements.
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Brookhaven
Cardus
Grove's The Old General Tonic Ad Tone and Health Claims
An 19th century styled advertisement extols Grove's The Old Standard Tasteless Chill Tonic as a general tonic with quinine and iron. It claims to act on the liver drive out malaria enrich the blood and build up the system for 50 cents. The piece ends with a social witticism about freedom of thought and dogs howling.
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Grove
Out of Danger Front News Declares Wounded Safe
A Vogue quote reports cheerful news from the front with the phrase Dear Charles is safely wound ed at last, signaling relief over a prosewart’s injury status.
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Charles
Age Defying Hair Dressing Ad Promises Youth Look
An advertisement proclaims that using La Creole Hair Dressing will make you look ten years younger by darkening gray or grizzly hair, appealing to desires for a youthful appearance.
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