Brainerd Dispatch Satirical Theme on Time and Minds
In Brainerd a tongue in cheek column notes alarm clocks as a startling sign of the times. It jokes that some men’s brains are too formed to absorb much information.
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Newspaper
Brainerd Dispatch
Location
Brainerd, Minnesota, United States of America
Date
Jun 02, 1899
Page
10
In Brainerd a tongue in cheek column notes alarm clocks as a startling sign of the times. It jokes that some men’s brains are too formed to absorb much information.
A fragment suggests a plan for Dewey to be induced to travel by balloon and make his first stop in Chicago, indicating a speculative early campaign maneuver with city as a key target.
A man asserts a large sand quantity exists, noting the strata is a variable, shifting resource.
A reflective line notes that a man often avoids painful truths about himself yet readily hears about the faults or faults of his neighbor, implying a bias toward others' faults over self-scrutiny.
An exchange states the wise man leaves home to lecture and frequently returns home to lecture again. The statement highlights recurring lecturing duties and the cycle of departure and return.
The piece notes New York’s limited fascination with Shakespeare and suggests the poet showed little interest in modern New York culture, highlighting a contrast between classic plays and urban trends.
The Cleveland Plain Dealer questions whether magazines have truly worn thin on the Spanish war issue and suggests it is time for them to fear it.
The article argues a clear distinction between combinations aimed at developing industry or reducing production costs and those designed to inflate stock values beyond plant and product worth. It notes many recently formed trusts resemble stock speculation schemes, risking economic distortion.
The demand for rapid transit along Venice canals grows as current tariffs stay low yet service remains slow. Doubling fare for an extra boatman boosts speed, while growing interest in electric launches mirrors the World’s Fair Chicago display and could lead to a syndicate developing the idea.
An officer credits the Life Saving Service with merit based selection as the key to efficiency. He notes that ambitious applicants avoid danger and hardship, giving merit a greater role than in safer public service. He praises the bureau for resisting political spoiling attempts.
The land around the Bank of England site is famed, but a New York deal tops all. JP Huntington and Waldorf Astor properties on Fifth Avenue adjoin. Huntington buys a ten by 125 foot strip for 54000 dollars, about 403 dollars per square foot, over 13.5 million dollars per acre. A 350 square foot plot at Broad and Wall sold for 323 dollars per foot, nearly eleven million dollars per acre.
A Treasury Department bureau letter says American merchants do not match rivals in South American trade. It cites 1886 1896 import gains for Germany Italy the UK and the US into Argentina and shows US exports to Argentina fell from 9.29 million in 1889 to 6.43 million in 1893, against rising foreign imports.
The passage highlights iron as America's core wealth, praising iron, steel, and hardware production. It notes rapid invention in filming, smelting, and manufacture enabling abundant bar iron and related goods at world-competitive prices. It ends with American locomotive builders worldwide receiving orders, including from Great Britain.
A condensed weekly survey highlights key global events across politics, economy, and society. It gathers notable developments from diverse regions, summarizing outcomes and broader implications for readers seeking a quick, comprehensive snapshot.
The record lists outbreaks of disaster across multiple regions: Dawson City fire in Alaska, 14 drownings from a Danube ferry capsizing near Straubing, Germany, and deaths of George W Bradley in Vera Cruz and Dr F T Davison in Denver. It notes 100 houses burned in Bulgarka Russia and widespread homelessness, a Dickens Texas waterspout, crop damage, and a Wise county tornado.
The piece notes Oxford and Cambridge challenging Harvard and Yale to athletic contests. It also lists several boxing results and feats from various locales, including a June schedule for the Fitzsimmons-Jeffries fight and a long-distance run by Charles L. Buel.
Influ ential journals protest secrecy around peace congress deliberations in The Hague. The controller of the currency declares a 15 percent dividend for First National bank creditors of Larimore North Dakota after insolvency. The president pardons William Raster who pled guilty in 1808 in Alaska to assault with a dangerous weapon. Maj James Allen of the signal corps is relieved from staff duties to serve as assistant to the chief signal officer. The international congress of agriculture will open July 8 at Chent, not June 3. William Maximuller appointed second secretary of the British embassy in Washington. Col Alfred E Bates, pay department, to replace Carey as Paymaster General July 1.
Reports note the death of Dr Moise Vautier president of the state council of Switzerland. The item mentions plague in Alexandria and shifts in Vatican appointments, with other global updates including a railway order for Russia and strikes in London Ontario. It also covers yellow fever in Vera Cruz with May figures.
Reports detail deaths from a gunman in Kansas City including Emma Landis and Annie Campbell as well as a Honolulu harbor shooting by Wade. Choctaw flogging for cattle theft occurs in Indian Territory. Kansas City architect William Hackney dies by suicide after debt. Chicago officer James F. Sheehan is wounded in a shooting by Ed Hammer.
Gen Bermudez Reina former minister of war and Madrid governor is dead. Ada Bethner actress died in Elgin Illinois from spinal meningitis. James T Kerby promoter of Montreal died at the Mills hotel New York likely from apoplexy. Ohio State University trustees chose John F Sanborne Madison Wisconsin as assistant history professor. Ex Gov Harrison Reed died in South Jacksonville Florida at eighty six from age related debilities. Levis Leiter died suddenly of heart disease at Leiter home in Hagerstown Maryland, named after uncle L G Leiter, prominent businessman.
Bankruptcy petitions filed in New York show Isidore Gebtrunk with liabilities of 898,783 and no assets, and Oscar Solomon with liabilities of 58,274 and no assets. The ledger notes other business and industry items including railway earnings, steel plants, wage increases, consolidations, and organizational resolutions.
New York and nearby areas marked Memorial Day with parades flags and grave tributes. Maj. Gen. Miles reviewed New York City ceremonies while Gov. Roosevelt led Brooklyn events as veterans and regiments honored both Civil War and Spanish War dead. A Jersey City monument dedication and Maine ship memorial unveilings drew crowds and funds totals around 12 500 and 6 000 dollars.
At Washington DC June 1, public and private business halted as veterans and civic groups filed toward Arlington National Cemetery and other cemeteries for ceremonies. The president and cabinet members attended alongside top army and navy officers in a solemn observance.
Memorial day in Philadelphia featured elaborate ceremonies with speakers noting that the Spanish American War cemented North and South in fraternal sympathy. At Germantown National Cemetery 224 Confederate soldiers rests were decorated with flags and floral emblems by Union soldiers for the first time.
A large throng gathered at Lafayette's tomb in the Pacus cemetery for the annual American decoration ceremony. Ex President Benjamin Harrison spoke, Ambassador Porter opened with a brief address, and Harrison delivered an oration that was frequently applauded.
Boston June 1 ex officer Gen Joseph Wheeler the cavalry leader who led the gray at Shiloh and later supported U S troops at Santiago spoke today before a New England Grand Army post marking Memorial Day in the city.
The immense Boston theater auditorium was filled to capacity for a Memorial day service of the G A R post No 113. Comrade Myron K Whitney led singing of the Battle Hymn of the Republic and Mrs Julia Ward Howe received the audience’s applause for her authorship.
Governor Tanner Mayor Harrison Gen Thomas Anderson and other officials reviewed Chicago’s largest Memorial Day parade in years. The perfect weather drew 2,000 Spanish War soldiers and many out of town visitors along the march route. Grave decorations at cemeteries had no special features.
Memorial day observances in St Paul began with a military parade described as the largest in years. Morning ceremonies decorated the graves, followed by afternoon exercises at the Auditorium. Addresses were delivered by W. H. Harris, union vice commander of Minnesota, and T. R. Kane.
In the Southland Atlanta Georgia June 1 National Memorial Day was observed fittingly in Georgia and South Carolina with ceremonies honoring veterans and fallen service members and local officials recognizing the day’s significance.
Paris observers note anti Dreyfus forces paused with no new proof while public opinion leans toward acquittal after the Court of Cassation summation. Drumont hailed outcome blaming Jewish interests, though others warn hatred will persist as the case moves to a new trial and potential acquittal.
A boiler explosion at Leathem Smith's shipyard mill in Sturgeon Bay destroyed the structure but left no workers injured as the blast occurred before shift change. Glass in nearby buildings shattered from the shock.
Nine people were injured when two Louisville and Nashville trains collided head on in a dead end near Nashville Tennessee. Two victims are seriously hurt and both engineers sustained serious injuries.
Henry Rivers, an agent for the Peavey company based in Avoca, was tried in Slayton on a forgery charge and has been acquitted.
A grand stand at Garfield park near the road race course collapsed in Chicago on June 1. Many spectators are reported injured and rescue crews work at the scene.
Seth Ayres of Osceola Wisconsin died at age seventy. a Civil War veteran and early Polk County settler. The obituary notes his status as a pioneer resident of the area.
New York on June 1 reports Capt. McCluskey saying no new details emerged about kidnapped child Marion Clark or nurse Carrie Evans. Investigators continue to search for clues and follow leads as the case remains unresolved.
The Post reports Gen Otis told the war department he is satisfied with a 30,000 man army in the Philippines. President will approve this figure. Otis says insurgent activity is overstated and 30,000 can meet all requirements. Total forces now 36,000 with 24,000 regulars after volunteers depart.
Two petty officers from the U S hospital ship relief went sailing in Manila harbor and were later linked to natives near the Paranique lines by the monitor Monadnock. They are presumed killed or captured as the Boston prepares to sail for the United States. Captain Barker briefly commands the Asiatic squadron until Rear Admiral Watson's arrival. Captain Wren forms a 100 Macabbees scouting company under his command.
Secretary Alger cabled General Otis on June 1 to state what additional troops he may require after the arrival of all regular regiments to replace volunteers in the Philippines. The prompt Otis report is sought before finalizing any further augmentation of his forces.
London dispatch reports severe fighting on Mindanao Island with Zamboanga bombarded and in ruins. Trouble also in Sulu. Americans blockade the port. A British steamer was denied admission and escorted seaward by the US gunboat Castine.
London dispatch reports the Berlin Morning Post correspondent stating the duke of Connaught will remain in England. An arrangement allegedly shifts succession to Prince Leopold, duke of Albany, passing from the duke and Prince Arthur.
Paris June 1 agents for pianist Ignace Jan Paderewski deny reports that he married the former wife of M Gorski. The woman identified is said to be Paderewski sister not a wife.
A spectator struck a match near a well east of Marion Indiana causing oil around the well to ignite. Six men were severely burned in the resulting flashover at the site.
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