Bill Nye Saturates His System With Mineral Water
Bill Nye delivers a humorous homily on drinks in various states arguing moderation and health while critiquing the advertising industry as a fiend and exploring moral reflections on consumption.
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Newspaper
Boston Weekly Globe
Location
Boston, Massachusetts, United States of America
Date
Sep 08, 1885
Page
5
Bill Nye delivers a humorous homily on drinks in various states arguing moderation and health while critiquing the advertising industry as a fiend and exploring moral reflections on consumption.
A traveler writes of visiting Falls of Min pekaha and enjoying nineteen mineral waters in Wisconsin. He notes Wisconsin and Minnesota summer hotels were crowded this season and more rooms will be added before next season.
A humorous tour of Wisconsin mineral waters contrasts Waukesha Palmyra and Kankanna springs. Kankanna’s water shocks observers with a dangerous claim of living water and a local “blind pig” near Minnehaha. The piece notes Col Watrous’s skepticism and warns about deceptive flavors and effects of certain waters.
The speaker traces temperance experiments from Maine to Iowa and Minnesota. They argue a high license may curb whiskey sales, while calling prohibition too abrupt to erase a generation of drinking culture. The note reflects a practical stance on how to handle the liquor issue.
A writer critiques signboards near the Minnehaha falls and lampoons a prairie advertising prank. He describes the blind pig joke, defends the natural scenery, and notes a Sioux name rendered humorously as Birt Nyg.
General Martin T. McMahon United States marshal for the southern district of New York speaks in Washington at the Riggs House about the gubernatorial contest. He says he has no idea who the Democratic nominee will be but expects the ticket to be elected. He praises President’s civil service reform and notes some dissatisfaction in its first year that will fade.
In St Catharines Ontario Mrs Easterly's body was found buried beside the Effingham home. Her husband had disappeared earlier. John Easterly, brother of the missing husband, was arrested on suspicion of murder. He alleges the pair were unhappy and that Alexander killed his wife and then attempted suicide, after which John helped bury the remains.
J M Quigley chairman of the bondholders committee and D H Hobbs John McNabb H G Boardman and C T Harbeck arrived in Toledo to confer with Receiver McNulta. He said reports of abandoning the property are false and creditors will be paid only if just according to court orders. The meeting is considered important to the creditors.
An Indian Territory despatch reports more than 100000 head of cattle driven from the Cheyenne and Arapaho Reservation in line with the President proclamation. About 70000 remain and a fresh hulk of the cattle will be taken West.
Leonard Gardner a Louds mill box maker from South Weymouth, born July 18 1809, turned misfortune into a lifelong pursuit of astronomy. After injuring his foot in 1849 he studied trigonometry and labored evenings to compute eclipses and planetary tables, eventually producing 830 page volumes and later updates on Venus transits and planetary orbits.
A dull week in New York markets ends as stock speculation remains lackluster except for adverse moves in Jersey Central and Reading. The coming yacht races, potential Iberian tensions, and Indian wheat trends shape fear and opportunity for traders, with Puritan favored and Genesta seen as capable of shocks.
The Tribune reports John W. Mackay may purchase the Herald with plans to appoint John Russell Young as editor in chief. Mackay and Bennett are linked to a commercial cable project with about 8,000,000 invested, and Mackay holds possible substantial stakes and securities in related ventures.
The chatter surrounds a financier with large holdings in U.S. four percent bonds French rents English consols and state bonds, plus American city investments bearing 5 to 8 percent. His portfolio includes a cable stake and interests in the Bank of Nevada. Rumor says he could back the Herald with thirty million.
In Montreal on September 6 a large meeting of influential citizens and business leaders urged decisive action against smallpox. Mayor Beaugard presided as figures including Sir William Dawson Bishop Usher Dr Leprohon and others backed vaccination in hot spots, with hospital quarters for isolation and strict disinfection plans to curb the outbreak. Deaths reached 29 and new cases 49 with 14 verified so far.
Secretary Manning arrives in Yonkers at 10.25 am and visits Greystone, as Democratic strains between Tilden and the administration loom over the New York State convention. A Greystone source says Tilden is angered by administration’s stance on his protegees and may push for a truce to avert divisive polls.
Gen Butler addresses criticisms from Herald and Advertiser about his civil service views. He argues Congress can appoint classed clerks but not select individual officers, cites a 1877 postmaster case, and defends disabled soldiers’ preferences as nonmandatory. He denies Congress can abolish the Advertiser and stresses constitutional limits on congressional power.
A San Jose Herald tale depicts Cholly and Julia planning a private elopement aided by a rope rendezvous. Anxious father Joblots objects, an injunction is issued, and a late night rope drop leads to a bungled escape as Julia slides down and strikes the window.
An old man awoke to a noise and saw a rope shaking at the window. He cut the rope with his razor to save Julia who was climbing down. Cholly stood beneath and was crushed when the rope parted, dying beneath her weight.
Bradford reports a tall tale of a clever oil country youth who feigns expertise in bogus money schemes. A brash plan targets a New York scammer, using a doctored sample packet to lure the con artist, but the scheme falters when a Bradford bank exposes the counterfeit notes.
Julia declares murder in a harrowing scene as alarms ring and neighbors react. Old Soviots rush downstairs to help while Cholly lies mortally wounded at the boarding house. The young woman's father may relent on opposition if the man survives.
A narrator recalls money branded as bogus gifting a cure for a fever but failing to mend the rift with a father. The father suspects deception, believes in hidden roots, and misreads funds from the sawdust man as genuine, never getting a chance to spend them.
A Globe reporter questions why pedler dusters sell cheaper and learns that price differences reflect feather quality. Older feathers wear out faster while higher priced dusters use larger, finer quills and longer down. Feathers mainly come from vultures in South America and are often reused from millinery stock when demand drops.
A cane once owned by President Andrew Jackson is on display at a jewellery store on Milk Street near Washington. Owner E N Bagg of the Highlands acquired it during a Virginia trip this summer from Jacksons former body servant. The spiral cane of old hickory bears a steel ferrule and an inscription praising Jackson as a defender of his country against bank monopoly and unequal tariffs.
A St. Louis banco swindler was sentenced to two years' imprisonment after a fraud scheme devised to avoid guilt. During the trial he grew silent then shouted at the judge, threatening to cut out and eat the judge's heart, reflecting his stunned reaction to the verdict.
Finance and commerce report no change in money conditions with loanable funds plentiful and cheap for acceptable borrowers. Massachusetts borrows 400000 on three months at 2 percent. Clearing exchanges reach 9477.57 yesterday and 67440013 for the week. New York funds sell at premium, foreign exchange steady, bank statement shows large loan growth and reduced reserves. Stock markets listless with no notable news.
Orrick of the Broxton Daily Glor, Boston markets note little change in breadstuffs with wheat and flour dull. Corn and oats steady, mackerel prices firm with a fresh trade, butter up on grades, cheese improved but cautious buyers. Apples scarce, evaporated varieties vary, beans firmer, coffee steady though demand tepid, eggs firm, milk products mixed, gas rates steady, fish receipts light but prices steady, fresh meats steady to weak, flour dull with no improvement and varied patent prices.
Market summary for New York on Saturday September 5 notes dull general activity in flour and meal and firmer cotton early then dull. Wheat futures declined with large total of 6.545 million bushels traded. corn and oats steadier with notable spot activity. lard and pork futures firmer amid modest demand. coffee weak on spot and options. petroleum futures show mixed movement. Receipts at ports totaled 6236 bales of cotton. Prices cited include September cotton at 9.7 le, October 9.58c, November 9.60c, December 9.0 6c, January 9.0e, April 9.8c. Continuous notes include large sales volumes and fluctuating market signals across grains and provisions.
Arrivals of live stock at Brighton and Watertown for the week ending September 6 show totals across cattle, sheep, swine, and horses. Western cattle 1405, Eastern 260, Northern 647, total 2353. sheep and lambs 5980 western, 121 eastern, total 28,4. swine 13,508. horses 486. beef cattle dressed weight $450 to $500 per hundred pounds. prices by quality range from extra $609 to poorest at 300. Hides, tallow, and skins prices listed. calfskins and lambskins noted.
Gloucester September market report shows active week with large wholesale sales nationwide. Codfish receipts for the month about half of last year, halibut and other fresh fish slightly higher. overall supply steady, prices likely to advance.
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