A Nation of Mock Fairness and Odd Census Tales
A sharp critic notes American quirks with a mock fair scene in Ohio and mock hangings using dummies. The piece mocks Texas for not wasting time on dummies and highlights a Delaware paper about a census taker finding a woman unaware of her husband’s occupation. The tongue in cheek commentary labels the husband as very sharp.
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North Adams
West
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Westminster
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Wendell
Erving Montague
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Floosac Mamel
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Wachusett and
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Illias
West Deerfield
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Zoar
Bardwell’s
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Durmer
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Brattleboro
Cheshire Hailroad
Nashv Stallroad
Nashua, Acton & Boston Railroad
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Lowell Railroad
South Tram
Lowe
Ayer Junction
North Leominster
Aver Junction
Little
Tom and Shirley
South Acton
Greenville and Townsend Centre
Marlboro
Hanson and
Maynard
Concord
Waltham
Selmont i Waverley
Waverley
Watertown
Union
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Auburn
Cambria Ies
John Adams
E.K. Turner
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Esboro
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West Newton
Newtonville
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Newton BS
Famed
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Alliston
Brookline
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Newton Lower Falls
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Buffalo
Wash Tow Street
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Halifax
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Centre
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Fox Point
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North River
Arrivn Boston
Company
Washington, Cor State Street
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Trenton
Philadelphia
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Phila
Reading R. R
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Third & Berks
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NEW England Agency
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Queenstown
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Vet
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Canton Junction
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Hyde Park
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Sept
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Manchester & Vernon
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Conn
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New Britain
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Dudley Street
Met
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Amy
LL. Orchester
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Webster and
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Webster
Heston
Norwood C Pate
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P.m. Heturna
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Cypress Street
Mill River Junction
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Js. H. Wilson
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Billerica
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W T Hill
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Gu Es
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Atega
Boston and
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Geo
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Stonington
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N. EB
Sears Building
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Lake Navigation
Union Depot
Dayton
Kokomo
Indiana
Geo. Wm. Ballou & Co
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Johns Hopkins
Crank
Miller
Alexandria
Petersburg
Richmond
Virginia
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Charlotte
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Atlanta
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A. Malee & CO
Pier River
Cronchinge
Saxun
Long Wharf
Norman
Paradelphia
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CLYDE
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D.C
Georgetown
Pennsylvania
Reading
Oladesa R. BaIee Sand
WM. PLC
L. DE & CO
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Landing Place
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Pier 11
H. M. Whitney
TUE Chomwell
Hudson
H. R. Freeman
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Clark & Seaman
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Piedmont Air Line
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Louisiana
Providence R
K.H. Rockwell
First Mortgage
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Alvah A. Smith
Eet
Stephen M.crosby
Massachusetts Trust Co
As. Geo. Woods Rice
Pres. Square
MoLunor
Horatio G. Knight
Kimball
Geo. Woods Rice
Eugene H. Sampson
Richard H. Stearns
Albert Taylor
Taple
Samuel Atee
Isaac T. Burr
Sean M. Crosby
Isaac Pennqo
Joseph H. Gray
L. Hollingsworth
R. R. Lear
C. Emudson
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Curtis
Ee Fachange Court
New York Stock Exchange
Brown, Riley & CO
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Congress St
Congress Sa
Skillings, Whitney & Barnes
Burlington
Oudens
N. Y
Kilby Street
Stetson Museley & CO
E Street
Leem
Ent
Southern Pine Lumber
Ewis & Hall
Yelo -Coptr
John .A. Dodge & CO
Wall Street
Reliable
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Mon
Toronto
Detroit
Westinghouse
Fiichburg
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J. W. Hobart
T. St. Albany
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Northern Division
Ingham
Fayville
Southboro
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Berlin
Clinton
Leominster
Fitcheburg
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Cheshire
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J. R. Kendrick
BS. A. Webber
Fitchours
P S.& J. B. Huckkins
Central Square
East
Houston
A. Mwfiy
J. E. Poor & CO
Oclj
FMW Ly
Kraniche Bach Square
Coight
Wm Schaeferyfer & Geo
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Camden
Searsport
Bucksport
Winterport
Hampden
Lincoln’s Wharf
Battery St
Mt Desert
Sullivan
Matiiasport
Blaetil
Lincoln's Wharf
Jas
Littlefield
Sup't
Sy el Eamship Co
Eastport
S B
Steniaere
Falmouth
Commercial Wharf
St. John
Eastern
Calais
St. Andrews
Shediac
Newcastle
Bathurst
N.B
Digby
Annapolis
Truro
Pictor
New Glasgow
N.S
Charlottetown
Summerside
H. Kilby
Millbridge
Machias
P. E. & M. Steamboat CO
City OF
W. E. Dennison
Pulman
Machinsport
8. S. Co
J. W. Richardson
Geo. L. Day
E. Cushing
MT. Desert and Sullivan Steamboat CO
Desert
D. Robinson
Sanford
Montavs
Silver Islet Consolidated Mining and Lands Company
B. E. Strong
N. B
N.Y
Re Rance CO
Angeta Eae
Congress Street
Henry C. Short
POT Oee
Ba Ee Prescott Insurance Company
F. H. Stevens
State National Bank OF
Pricay
Patten
W. T. Soule & CO
la Salle Sty
Chicago, Ill
Richardson, Hill & CO
Water Street
Bay
San Francisco
Eastern Railroad Company
Old Colony Railroad Company
Ogdensburg and Lake Champlain Railroad Company
Vermont Central and Canada Railroad
Burling
Ton and
Quincy Kaliroid
Nathaniel Thayer
Suffolk
Joan W. McKim. Esquire
Elijah George
Register
J. W. Cook
Otice
Avery Street
Milwaukee
Central Court
Jordan & Marsh's
T. S. Lindsey
Yarmouth
N. S
Dominion
Lewis Watt
John G. Hall & CO
Chatham Street
Bath
Gardiner
Halowell
Star OF the East
Jason Colitos
Union Wharf
Kennebec River
Boothbay
H. H. Hyde
National Bank OF Commerce
National Boston
G. W. Harris
Boston & Sandwich Glass CO
Federal Street
Gorham Rogers
Ns Husetts
Middlesex
Sarah A
Annie T
James Gilfeather
Newton
Cheshire Krailnoad
tohDea RK. R
Winchendon
East Jaiter
Peterboro
Fitzwilliam
Keene
Westmoreland
Wapole
Bellows Falls
Rutland
Burnington
St.Albans
St.Johns
Ogdensburg
White River Junction
Pass. Rivers R. R
Cheshire BR
Monadnock
Pass Rivers R. R
Enerhal
N. 1
Stewart
Concord Railroad
Co and
Fejaiver
Boston and Lowell Railroad
N.H
Boston and Maine
B. Ghamberlin
Rentatrant
Wilson’s Restarart
Wils
Phenix
Oston Een Street
Best Transient
Wwith Srooms
I M. Southwick
IMW
ST. Lawrence Hall
Samuel Montgomery
Henry Hogan
Machinery
EIC
the Atlantic Works
Tadaveees
Border ST
Vzismwsm
Coppersmiths
S.D. Eices
Sooown
Bowker Street
D. Hicks
Hicks & Badger
American European Express
Court Square
W. C. Cole
Vicinity
E A. Snow
WIN Bros. & CO
New Yorky
Boston Suspender Company
Heklert Wonson
National Eagle Bank
WM. G. Brooks
Orton
Suffolk National Bank
Tyler
Dstooc Merchants’ National Bank
Mount Vernon National Bank
St Broadway National Bank
A. Adams
H.W. Huckins
Waterford St
Ann Gilfeather
Cambridge
Geordr M. Brooks
Esquire
Sels Tuan J. H. Tyler
Torice
Johanna Quigley
Charles J. Brooks
Admi
Herald Building
Reuben C. Rich
District Court of the United States For
District of Masachusetts
William F. Bacon
Am Street
Ana Ee
le Bartel Est & CO
Tremont Street
South End
F. M. Learned
William A. Godman
J. G. Freeman
Wye
Kilby Aireeh
Engelhardts
Tremont ST
Bor Isso
Winfield S. Hancock
William H. English
Charles P. Thompson
Alpha E. Thompson
Woburn
M. T. Donohoe
Col
Francis J. Parker
Charles ER. Field of
Patrick A. Collins
Josiah G. Abbott
Jonas H. French
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Solon Chase
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