Laughing at Language and Duty Aboard the Great Army
A humor piece recalls a French soldier joking with an American about language and slang in a headquarters town. It also features a guard’s midnight halt, medical exam impatience, a lieutenant’s line, trench life humor, and a private’s stubborn hole defense.
Smith Knew a Whole Lot About Horses
A dialogue reveals Smith claims extensive horse experience before enlistment while the riding-master argues about his background. Smith admits earlier work with horses was limited to dead ones and notes he previously worked in a fertilizer plant.
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Smith
Soldier Banter and Bandaged Wound Tease
A recruit resists beefing up his appetite as a cook jokes about fighting for the country. A corporal wonders about stripes for laziness while a private notes a zebra-like complexion. A wounded soldier explains his injury was to the ankle, with bandages slipping.
The Rising of 1776 And the Patriot Arm
A vivid portrait of revolutionary fervor sparked by Lexington and Concord. Rural folk gather at Berkley Manor, church service unfolds with a martial Psalm and the line The Lord of Hosts shall arm the right, signaling rising unity for freedom.
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Oath of Freedom
Lexington
Concord
House of Prayer
David
The Makings of Our Great Army Billy Crowther Enlists
A cheerful war feature profiles Billy Crowther enlistment and Elmer E. Ferris recounts the making of a strong national force. The piece emphasizes patriotism and public morale during wartime.
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Billy Crowther
Elmer E. Ferris
Soldier Weds By Mistake With False Return Pass
After two years in Flanders Private Thomas Atkins finally reaches leave and marries. On the returning voyage at Southampton he shows his marriage certificate to an inspector who mistakes it for a return railway pass. The official notes the error and remarks the ticket is for a long journey but not on the South Western Railway.
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U. S
Flanders
Thomas Atkins
Southampton
South Western Railway
The Dental Hammer New Soldier Veteran Discovery
A British gunner on furlough reveals he is an army dentist. He wears a hammer and tongs insignia, explains that pincers extract teeth and the hammer is used to chloroform nervous soldiers.
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Tommy
Trench Banter Over Lost Biscuit In Mud Fight
In a frontline trench two Tommies nibble a biscuit and cheese to stave hunger. One slips his sleeve into the ooze while the other protests that the mud already stinks, as the thief Bill admits he has lost his biscuit and cheese.
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Bill
Eric
Lucrative Lesson in Times Square
A young officer, new to New York, searches for a bank and hires a witty urchin to guide him. The boy leads him to a bank and pockets a quarter, quipping that bank directors get big pay in New York. A company sergeant warns recruits about approaching horses from behind to avoid injury.
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New York
Times Square
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