Quips and Quirks From a Twisted News Image
A collage of oddities and wry takes from 19th century journalism. A Michigan man seeks fruit tree refunds ends up furious. A South End doctor claims cures for flirtation. The piece riffs on a town named Unlucky Cass and a joke about a dog’s flea market.
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Hungton Street
J. W. Hobart
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Polemann
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Hoosac Tuner
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North Adams
Aang
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Mira
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Quebec
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Plymouth
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Boston & Lowell K. R
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Soivoy A. M
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Lake Menmphremagor
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W. Raymond
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Fall River
Taunton
Bridgewater
Dean Street
Wales Street
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Randolph
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Brockton
Holbrook
Abington
Ia Duxbury
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Hyannis
Wood's Hall
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Kor
Northern Division
Warlporo
Clinton
Leominster
Pridgewater
South Braintree
Way Staions
BR. Kendrigk
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Causeway Street
Friend Street
Washington St
Old South
Loston
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Sedgwich
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Jonespoort
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Skowhegan
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Essex
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Gleucester
Magnolia
Manchester
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Salem
Marplebend
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Lynn
Hevere
Chelsea
Toba
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West Everett
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Meene
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Rutland
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Nenapeanes
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UV2
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Boston and Maine
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Suv
Great Southern
Charleston
Savannah
Florida
WM. H. Rlng
A. DE W. Sampson
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Metropolitan Steamship Co
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Greenville
Atlanta
Carolinas
Waldo A. Pearce
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Robt
B. van Vleck
State Street
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Wirgis Ta
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Aldio A. Pearce
N. Eng
Sion
Searsport
Winterport
Hampden
Lincoln's Wharf
Battery St
Rocklawa
Mt Desert
Machiasport
Sullivan
Bluehill
Ellsworth
Lincoln’s Wharf
Littlefield
Mt. Desert
Machias
P. B
M. Steamboat CO
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Polyman
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N.B
Digby
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Star OF the East
Jason Collins
Weet Union Wharf
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Wayne
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Liberty
Apat
H. H. Hyde
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J. P. Whitney
Franklin H. Story
Wm. J. Kotch
R. M. Pulsifer
Peter Butter
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Bosteu
Whit Aa
Columbia Bicycle
Columbia
the Pope
SAE
Harvard Bicycles
Cunningham & CO
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Queenstown
Cork
Low Ra Samaria
Batavia
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Olympus
Marathon
Alelas
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Arik Corinthian
Cubin
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J. J. Shanahan
Broan Street
H. & A- Allan
G. S. Sarmatian
Victoria
Mark Lane
Glamoirgan
Pembroke
London
Warren & CO
Leyli Bosto
I & Lincoln
Hull
England
YEDDO
Virago
Geo. W. Preston
United States and Mail Steamship Line
ST. Thomas
Para
Pernambuco
Bagla
Rio DE Janeiro
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Jamaica
Spanish Main
Rio Grande Do Sul
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Porto Alegre
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Matanzas
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Nassau
Acodan Ee
ES Mallory & CO
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J. . Magna
General New England
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White Star
Adriatic
Republic
C. L. Bartlett & CO
Cor Broad St
Port Mulgrave
Charlottetown
Worcester
Whart
W.H. Xing
C. G. Pearson
Yarmouth
N.S
ST. Joan
Pdomeanion
Lewis Wharf
Joern G&g. Hall & CO
Arents
Chatham Street
South Framingham
City
Boston and Albany Railroad
Boston Water Works
Ana
Joshua Smith
Hotel
W.H. Allen
Winter Street
Real Estate LN Boston
Greenwich Park
Claremont
Wellington
West Chester Park
Beacon Street
Munson, Miner
Aberdeen
Brookline Branch
Parker and Halleck
First Street
Upagie Bridge
East Cambridge
Marsh and Appurtena
Crescent Avenue
Old Colony
Barnstable Savings Bank
Barnstable
Fr. W. Ryder & Son
Boylston Halis
Ole's
North Grove
Fruit
Parkman Streets
M. Kingsle Y
Alien Street
Coffin & Henry
Iowa
State St
Davenport
West Newton
A.C
ThSit
P. D. Box
John Jeffries & Sons
Parkman St
John Merrill
Lowell St
At &Mall
St John Merrill
Purchase Street
Messrs. Wood, Pollard & Co
W. R.clark
Clark’s
Foster's Wharf
Hingham Steamboat
Howe
Atlantic Avenue
Ull
Downer Landing
Downihr
Nantashet
Gorham Rogers & CQ
Leportelg
Randee
H. C. Morse & CO
MS Holmes Furnitoreco
the Globe Co
Boston, Mass
Preferred Treasury
Edison
Globe Company
Liebig Co’s
Liebee
Ighest
Duncan Campbell
Royal College of Physicians and Surgeons
J. J. Carnochan
New York Medical College
H. Goulton
Imperial Medical Societies
St. Petersburg
Athens
Greece
McBean
British Medical Journal
Baron von Humboldt
Liebig Laboratory & Chemical Works Co
Paris
R. M. Pullifer
Alfred Schoffp
Treas
Boston Safe Deposit and Trust Co
Trustees
U. S
Pacific National Bank
Devonshire St
Phe
Cincinnati, Georgetown and
Portsmouth
Bosto
Compa Road
U.S
United States
Secretary of the Treasury
FOOTE
Congress St
Congress Sq
Securities
F. A. Hawley
Bankers
Prevonshire
Water Sts
Post
J. F. Amsden & Son
Congress
Boston Stock Exchange
Bayard
Minos
Richardson. Hills& CO
Water Street
Kinston
MONY
BRICE
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Equitable
Corporation Notices
Starr Grove Silver Mining Co
Nassau St
Corner Wall St
William S. Clark
John R. Bothwell
Wanchester
acauaneepe ee _ OSTON AND MAINE RAILROAD
A. Blanchard
Feen
Et Central Wharf and Wet Dock Corporation
Lawrence R.R
Abbot Downing Co
High St
Vicinity
G. B. Chandler
Napa Consolidated Quichsilver Mining Company
Napa Consolidated Quichsilver Mining Company. Ividend
Milk Street
Edward Hastings
Brutland Railroad CO
Rutland Railroad Company
National Bank of Redemption
J. M. Haven
Er Putnam
Fogg Bros. & Co
Summer and
Devonshire Streets
Mey
W. Whitmarsh
API
Connorton Valley Railway Company of
Ohio
Wil Pe
Emerson’s
Aaron B. Gay
Humphrey
Mfy
Supar
St. Vitus
Morocco
Homoeopathic Medicine CO
Fulton St
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the Bristow
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