Missouri woman accused as profiteer for selling husband
A Missouri woman who sold her husband for eight dollars faces profiteer allegations. The case highlights unusual schemes and the flawed logic of “convenient payment plans.” The era’s humor turns on doughnuts and changes in the hole’s appearance.
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Missouri
Water as a social drink would rise if sold at ten cents
The quote argues that selling water at ten cents a glass would quickly establish it as a social beverage, implying a shift in perception and value. The remark suggests pricing drives social acceptance and usage.
Quote on women's fashion and social contrast
A remark on gendered fashion inequality suggests that if women possessed unlimited clothing, many other women would be left in barrels. The line implies consumer disparity and social judgment tied to apparel.
Absence of Bubis Leaves Defeated Candidate Some Consolation
In the future there will be some consolation left to the defeated candidate. In the absence of Bubis he can kiss the voters.
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Bubis
Temperamental stenographer Seeks Wit in Folly of Wives
A door opened and a bright ray of sunshine entered as the temperamental stenographer quipped that singleness is bliss and being wives folly, in a brief, sharp remark.
The Overspilling Life of a Buttoned Shirt Wife
A garbled line surveys an idealized figure, a wife described as a perfect, tailored partner who keeps the shirt buttons in place, framed as a social stereotype rather than a clear narrative or event.
Loyalty and distrust cross species in old observations
A reflection contrasts a dog's tail and a human wave to reveal friendship versus hidden enmity. The author then notes dogs can be more dependable in action than people.
Clarksville’s Church Bell Ringer Known Locally
A Dodd City reader asks about the old fashioned citizen who kept his false teeth in water nightly. He resides in Clarksville and serves as the official bell ringer for the First Methodist Church.
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Dodd City
Clarksville
First Methodist Church
Honey Grove street upgrades noted in Clarksville Times
The Clarksville Times reports Honey Grove has paving on the square and streets, plus concrete gutters and curbs. It jokes that when Ed Waitley or Dick Fisher empty fruit jars in the street it will not soak into the ground.
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Honey Grove
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Short sleeves return this summer amid fashion debate
A quirky note notes sleeves returning for summer and observes no method found to keep elbows clean. It muses on kindness and self acceptance if you meet a twin soul and avoid harsh judgments.
Astronomers Await Change in Skirt Styles
A cryptic editorial argues current skirt styles hinder astronomy and claims real progress requires a sartorial shift. The piece links fashion to the advancement of study and implies a future need for reform.
Republicans Faulted for Empty Pockets After Week in Office
Citizens vent at a local meeting blaming new officials for stalled relief measures and denied credit access. They demand immediate action to improve wages, cost of living, and fiscal support. The tone reflects frustration with political leadership and calls for change.
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Mrolley
Inept Tax Report Reflects Careless Manner
The writer argues that an inept income tax reporter cannot hold a bookkeeping position in the land. They claim there is nothing in the old theory of study and practice that guarantees perfection.
Humorous Gossip About Compliments From a Woman
A cheeky remark notes how men are vain when a woman calls him the sweetest and cutest in the world. It hints at the tension between charm and conscience in such flattery.
The Price of Greatness and a Garment of Fame
A reflection on how public acclaim for greatness forces a costly attire and a fall from grace. The piece cautions that once a person adopts a grand image they may recall the moment of embarrassment when pride overreaches.
Chicago youth thief surrenders after pool hall stop
A Chicago youth who stole $700,000 tried a quick getaway but paused at a pool hall to play a game and was caught there. The note jokes that if he had been in Texas he would have kept escaping, since Texas has no pool halls.
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Texas
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Woodrow Wilson and the Hope for World Peace
The piece reflects on Woodrow Wilson’s push for global peace and expects U.S. eventual enlistment in peace efforts. It praises his effort, notes peaceful aims, and wishes him continued calm after four turbulent years.
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Congress
Old Time Mules and Modern Cranks Compared
A humorous note comparing mules to auto cranks, suggesting both can deliver strong impacts. The author contends that inventions surpass old methods in some tasks, while acknowledging the pain of being kicked remains real whether by mule or machine.
Dallas Juries Hand Out Five Year Penalty
A Texas jury in Dallas sentenced a man to five years in prison after he ran down Mr. and Mrs. Patterson, injuring them and killing Mrs. Patterson without stopping to aid. The piece defends juries as compassionate but firm toward reckless drivers.
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Dallas
Train schedule fragment with Texas and Arkansas routes
A historical timetable list shows rail lines among Ft Worth Texarkana Sherman Clarksville Whitesboro Texarkana and Texarkana Whitesboro along with departure and arrival times. Entries include No 82 06 24 31 83 services and notes for daily and Sunday schedules.
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Greencastle Hill House and the Pine Trees Tale
A hillside house named Greencastle stands amid green terraces and ferns once planted by a girl grown old. Two tall pine trees shelter a memory filled with childhood swings and trapeze, and the pines advise the young saplings to grow strong while the big pine faces its own aging and possible felling. A passerby notes the trees will still give warmth when needed and recalls the children who once gathered beneath them.
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Greencastle
Tanust
Little Jehoole and the Apple During Tuned Hour
A distorted narration describes Little Jehoole munching an apple during a Tuned hour. Jehoole openly expresses envy and awkwardness as another boy holds the fruit then exchanges it back, prompting a demand for sharing.
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Juhnte
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Vanity and class contrast over furniture in a country tale
In a domestic scene Mrs. Jamesworthy and Mrs. Wigglemeyer debate luxury versus frugality as the Wigglemeyer household boasts fine mahogany pieces. Other dialogue recalls past generations and shifts to local news, noting the Collinses leaving for Llano for a paper position.
Moral question on cheating a lawyer over fees
A dialogue questions whether cheating a lawyer who charged an exorbitant fee is morally wrong. The reply suggests a difficult, human impossibility rather than a clear moral stance.
Unclear street encounter report echoes past remarks
Fragmentary dialogue describes a tense downtown confrontation with terse claims of prior meeting. The text mixes names and directions but lacks coherent facts or identifiable persons, places, or dates.
Unclear Tradeoffs Prompt Couple On Purchases
A fragmentary exchange shows one person asking about a coat bought for a wife and the other planning to save for personal shoes, reflecting budgeting tension and casual dialogue.
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Tust
Lutes Improved Antiseptic Liniment Promoted
Bates promotes Lutes antiseptic liniment advertised as useful for man or any animal. The notice highlights its broad application and claims to aid healing and protection.
Untitled public notice fragment about sales and pricing
Fragmentary text mentions Ford Roaster pricing and sales offers for ears and tops, with garbled phrases about product production and a baseball section. No clear event, date, or entities beyond generic references.
Dr Platinum Bar Pi Presents New Easter Gown
The piece highlights a new Easter gown from Dr Platinum Bar Pi described as pleasing and fashionable for the season. It notes the gown as a notable wardrobe addition and suggests it complements spring attire.
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