Quirky Newspaper Snips Mix Wit and Witless Jabs
A collage of comic lines from U S papers features a lazy man balancing a grapefruit and roll on his abdomen to skip breakfast, a pun about a bridge in a violin, and a joke about extending a bed for a tall Jill and Jack banter.
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My Favorite Stories By IRVIN S COBB
A humorous Ozarks courthouse tale about a horse thief on trial. The judge asks for any appeal and the convict quips that locals are tolerant with others’ time, delivering a punchy moral about community leniency.
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Irvin S.cobb
Buckner's Orphan Home Day Observed Thursday
Local observance day promotes Buckner's Orphan Home with community turnout and scheduled events on Thursday June 11 as organizers invite public participation and support.
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Buckner’s Orphan Home
McKinley Music and Records invites crowds for June 11 event
World famous McKinley Music and Records invites shoppers to join crowds at B O H. The event is set for June 11 with departures from Bonham at 6 a m Thursday.
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Bonham
St Josephs G F P Offered As Cure For Female Troubles
A historical notice promotes St Josephs G F P as a direct remedy for catarrh of the female reproductive organs. It claims the product relieves female disorders, restores vigor, and helps women overcome nervous and weak conditions caused by unresolved illness.
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St. Joseph's G. F. P
Eggs guaranteed infertile offered by T J Clotfelter Produce Co
Produce company advertises infertile eggs for sale with contact details T J Clotfelter Produce Co phone 562 located on West 5th Street.
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Phone
West 5Th St
Water bill due date reminder and penalties
Water bill due by the 10th to avoid penalties. A clipped note references the phrase Very Fat Klansman and a Princeton Tiger quote about joining, with a June 11th event noted for 1000 people at BOF.
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Steering gears on fly wheels promise longer life
Will J. Thomas Son Machine Shop advertises cultivating wheels and gear repairs. Shop moved four blocks east of square on Dodd City road offering repairs with satisfaction and time and money savings.
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Dodd City Road
Will J. Thomas & Son
A Canadian View on Law Enforcement in the States
An editor writes about US booze laws and enforcement, contrasting Texas and the United Kingdom. He cites liquor shipments to the dry U S A from Scotland and Canada, notes sparse prosecutions in Fannin County, recalls a British murder case with public support for the killer, and affirms enduring affection for Texas and Dixie.
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Postponed Center Graveyard Working for Two Weeks
Center graveyard work postponed for two weeks as announced by W. R. Skeen. The notice cites scheduling delays and asks residents to plan accordingly, with no further details provided.
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W. R. Skeen
Bonham Bank Conversion Authorized by Comptroller
The State National Bank of Bonham in Fannin County Texas is authorized to commence banking under the statutes of the United States following compliance. The First State Bank of Bonham conversion to national bank status is certified by Acting Comptroller J W Stearns on April 25, 1925. FE W Stearns signs official seal.
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Proper End of a Caddy Provokes Witty Remark
A social note recalls a modern Mrs Malaprop figure who quips about hiring a clay modeler to dust her hand in a tawdry tale. The piece includes her funny golf misgivings and a quip about not knowing which end of a caddy to hold. Train schedule changes appear in the same column with new times for Bonham and East Bound services.
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Local Produce Prices and Special Offers Listed
Prices paid to local produce houses and buyers published with day of issue. Hens hens fryers spring eggs and other commodities listed with unit prices and notes on not quoting retail prices. Also includes specials on watches at Brannon's and a promotional trip to B. O. H. for readers.
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