Man Plans Bathroom Overnight Plea for One Night
An odd remark notes a man’s wish to add a bathroom as a lavish gesture for a single night. He jokes about the impracticality of a bath night, calling it reckless extravagance in classic Tit Bits style.
05 Apr 1929
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Newspaper
Bonham Daily Favorite
Location
Bonham, Texas, United States of America
Date
Apr 05, 1929
Page
1
An odd remark notes a man’s wish to add a bathroom as a lavish gesture for a single night. He jokes about the impracticality of a bath night, calling it reckless extravagance in classic Tit Bits style.
Change of address in the paper’s delivery records requires both old and new addresses to avoid delays. The notice lists various payment options by city carrier and mail, including durations from 1 month to 2 years, with stated price amounts and a Swan My Mail option.
notices warn that all entertainments dinners and other benefits with an admission or monetary charge will cost 7 cents per line five words per line obituaries and resolutions of respect cards of thanks also billed at the same rate cash with order required.
Public notice states that any erroneous reflection on the character or reputation of any firm individual or corporation will be corrected if brought to the attention of the publishers. Advertising rates available upon application. Entered at the post office at Bonham Texas as second class mail matter.
Bible thought quotes Ezekiel 16 60 62 about the Lord remembering the covenant with the young and establishing an everlasting covenant. Prayer lines ask to give to the Lord of Lords renown and the King of Kings with glory crown.
An editorial argues that society must detain habitual criminals regardless of their crime, condemning opponents of the eighteenth amendment for exploiting a Michigan case to oppose law. It condemns sensationalism and asserts justice targets repeat violators, not isolated petty theft. It also notes ongoing American relief efforts for famine in China and asserts American generosity and global brotherhood.
Moody calls the measure unconstitutional for allowing municipalities to override state law. He argues that prohibiting frivolous Sunday work protects the public’s rest day and prevents pursuit of gainful occupations on a sacred day.
A concise remark notes that confidence proves fragile under market pressures. Analysts caution measured bets amid volatility while investors seek clarity on policy signals. The comment reflects broader sentiment about risk appetite and economic outlook.
A commentator argues against narrow self interest in global distress. He links U S hunger in Africa and China to meningitis outbreaks in Shanghai, urging public compassion and action rather than indifference. He notes Americans claim to be their brother's keeper while debts of famine and disease demand civic response.
A poem by Alice Rollit evokes coastal winds and summer scenes as a speaker imagines journeying with a companion. Vivid images of willow buds, bay winds, sea birds, and meadow tones frame a mood of shared travel toward a distant place. The speaker contemplates endurance through weather and time with a partner named you.
The Bonham favorite praises a Dallas News editor for a pointed irony about property safety. The piece links Chicago cash transport fears to broader U.S. civilization questions, contrasting outward form with inward grace and the role of culture, education, and character.
A humorous fragment describes misunderstandings about money and intent. A young woman aims to open a bank account but reveals she wants a department store charge account. A visiting dignitary’s overnight stay prompts a hotelkeeper to prepare.
A Pittsburg Gazette item ponders superstition and practical risk after a notable lightning event, noting that repeated strikes in one location seem unlikely yet questions persist about weather patterns and safety considerations.
Dallas News reports Bill Holloway continues searching for a clinic with a surgeon who can reduce medical costs. The item highlights ongoing efforts to find affordable surgical care and mentions Holloway's pursuit of financial relief.
A Denison Herald quote warns that in five years farms will be under paper. The observer notes many plots are already bound by paper like sheets with red seals and a name on the dotted line.
A Clarksville News item states an Oklahoma man obtained a $10,000 judgment against a preacher for alienating his wife's affections. The quip notes if preacher scales differ by state, the preacher may simply return the wife.
An Italian scientist visiting America says the love of beauty is stronger in the United States than any other country in the world. He notes Americans may have more beauties to love, making the sentiment a good fit for the nation.
Cincinnati University weighs adding a monitoring course as education undergoes sweeping changes across campuses. The Dallas News notes trends toward new curricula and faculty discussions on program development.
The Longview Daily News quotes a remark about Afghanistan having one automobile for 1,200,000 citizens and adds a public digression about college boys. The Arkansas Gazette headline notes a push for gender equality with a practical sentiment. The Marshall County Banner comments on testimonials and names.
A quip based on a printer’s misprint where the menu joke signals a printer’s fresh bill of fare mix up. The exchange hints at a humorous dining scene tied to publishing.
A small savings device issued to depositors of the Municipal Savings Bank at Darmstadt is a clock which will run only after a coin has been inserted.
A Corsicana Sun quip notes it is doubtful any man would celebrate being turned down for a loan by his banker, implying hypocrisy in such pride.
A recent report shows the US aviation sector valued at 5 million dollars three years ago and now at 50 million dollars, indicating rapid industry growth and increased investment.
The article notes New York City's new budget is several million dollars larger than the combined budgets of Chicago Detroit and Philadelphia, highlighting New York's fiscal scale compared with major midwestern and eastern cities.
Sir Thomas argues health rests not on strict dietary rules but on temperate living and a calm, quiet mind. The notion emphasizes balance over rigid inhibitions as a path to well being.
Quote from Sir Philip Gibbs stresses reestablishing faith in spiritual values to prevent societal self-destruction and calls for worship of something beyond the self.
A historical quotation from Dr. Harry Emerson Fosdick stating that great tragedies arise from power abuse rather than weakness, highlighting the danger of unchecked authority.
Quote from Wordsworth notes genius as an introduction of a new element into the intellectual universe. The remark frames creativity as transformative, elevating thought beyond existing boundaries. It underscores the enduring link between inspiration and discovery in human knowledge.
The line notes a modern figure described as a "happy warrior" and a Mexican soldier interned abroad, contrasted with unlikely magazine headliners Elinor Glyn and Calvin Coolidge, highlighting unlikely pairing in coverage.
A reflective note on pursuing high ideals, comparing them to stars that remain unattainable. The piece suggests perseverance despite the distance between aspiration and accomplishment.
A compact reflection on choosing guides akin to seafaring men amid a desert journey guiding toward destiny, echoing themes of leadership, direction, and purpose.
Three of the commercial fertilizer shipments have arrived at farms near Kerens in the past two weeks. Most applications target sandy soils, improving soil nutrition and crop potential in the region.
A local ad touts a large line of men’s hats for summer with prices to three dollars and ninety-five cents. J L Ware & Co. is listed among sellers offering the sample line and value on hats.
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