Morning Telegraph Puns and Commentary On Public Figures
A miscellany of satirical thoughts targets figures like Liliuokalani Pinchot Harriman and Kaiser Wilhelm. The column notes tempers of waterways, dry counties, and remarks on coal reserves with a dash of humor about gadgets and future power sources.
Coal Will Last Centuries Claims Spark Alarm Over Resources
Geologists or economists warn of rapid coal, gold, and timber depletion but recent reports suggest reserves remain ample. Despite warnings fifty years ago and wartime limits, new finds in Africa and Alaska, plus US output data, appear reassuring about future supply.
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Campbell
United States
Philadelphia Record
England
Board signs contract for Gamewell fire alarm system and wagon
The board of supervisors approved a purchase contract for a Gamewell fire alarm system with twenty four boxes and wiring done by the company at cost. The Bluefield Telephone Company will host wires and boxes on poles free of charge, saving hundreds. A LaFrance combination chemical and hose wagon was also contracted and will arrive in about ninety days. Fire chief Mr Spieden praised the actions as a long step forward for the department.
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Board of Supervisors
Gamewell
Gamewell Company
Bluefield Telephone Company
la France
Spieden
These Chefs and Fates in a Paris Dinner Tale
A New York multimillionaire quotes a chef scandal about a Paris former at Cafe Royal and a 200 cover dinner. The exchange mocks independent cooks, French dancers, and lavish meals before a chauffeur incident. The Doctor and Professor banter about fate and weekend plans.
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New York
Cafe Royal
Paris
Argonaut
Tenderness and Threats in a City Exchange
A quoted exchange shows a harsh street remark and a threat of physical retribution as a man defends his son. The Houston Post caption reflects neighborhood tensions and echoes a broader literary aside on tenderness as a noble, inherited trait.
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Houston Post
Hall's Catarrh Cure Ad Promises Cure For All Stages
An advertisement claims Hall's Catarrh Cure can cure catarrh at all stages, describing it as a constitutional remedy that treats the blood and mucous surfaces. The sellers offer 100 dollars for any case it fails to cure and urge sending for testimonials, with the product priced 75 cents. Kinzer advertises ladies' watches.
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Fr. J. Cheney & CO
Toledo
Hall
William Tell Flour Promotes Pure Cleanliness
A marketing note extols William Tell Flour as absolutely clean and wholesome. It claims microscopic and chemical tests would reveal only clean flour in any bag, asserting purity as its main virtue and selling point.
Married Haan Wins Permit to Wed In City Event
The article describes a community celebration with wheel of fortune prizes and a big old time dance planned for the city. A wide range of local businesses and residents pledge prizes to ensure everyone wins something, including cash, clothing, and decorative items.
Local Goods and Names Mentioned in Brief Notes
Fragmentary lines show Reynolds and Thornhill handling two cases canned goods. Mention Mrs J C Nuckolls and Addison Gros of Norfolk with a box of Florida oranges via Jack Page.
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Reynolds & Thornhill
J. C. Nuckolls
Addison Gros
Norfolk
Jack Page
Florida Oranges
Shooting Across Tug River Ends In Injury
Lindsey reports another across the Tug River shooting with Doc Mounts wounding Sam Carter. Carter fired first across the river, Mounts returned fire injuring Carter’s abdomen. Mounts disappeared to the Kentucky side. Carter is a saloon worker opposite Mounts’ position.
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across-the-Tug River
Doc
Mounts
Sam Carter
Son
Carter
Cartey
Kentucky
Doc Mounts
West Virginia
Central Fire Alarm Agent Talks Fire House Sites
Fred 8. S. Peace of the Gamewell Fire Alarm Telegraph Company, in town for several days, told a Daily Telegraph reporter last night that regarding fire house sites he held views on the matter and discussed possibilities in the city.
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Fred
S. Peace
Gamewell Fire Alarm Telegraph Company
Daily Telegraph
Bluefield Fire Station Site Urges Center Near Court House
City leaders argue for placing the central station near the courthouse to maximize down hill response and equipment efficiency. A hydrant network of 500 foot spacing is urged to lower insurance and improve protection across Bluefield.
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Bluefield
Court House
Peace
Not the Terpeneous Kind Sauers Lemon Extract
The note distinguishes Sauers Lemon Extract from a terpene free version claiming it is the pure product. It highlights that while it is costly to produce, the price to customers remains ten and twenty five cents.
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Daily Telegraph Printing CO
Bland Street
W. Va
Associated Press
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Johndee
Liliuokalani
Washington
Gifford Pinchot
Lumber Trust
Mr. Harriman
Mark Twain
Japan
Cap'n Hobson
Detroit
Castro
Kaiser
Crown Prince
Herr von Buelow
Him
Chicago Tribune
Ruskin
Kinzer
Ansted & Burk Company
S Mills
Springfield
Ohio
William
William Tell
Haan
Svort
L. Kaufman
Bluefield Merchantile Co
Wurcka Hardware Co
KK. Y. Luther
Vivian
Harry Meyers
Cincinnati
Louis Carr
Flat Top Insurance Agency
Kelly & Moyers
Intermont Electric Co
Graham-Robine Nn
R. T. Anderson
Wilson
M. Marsh
Harry Botsford
Gibson Canning Co
Gibson City
TU River
Owuoting
Boc
Liam Carter
Lindsey
Central Fine Station
Addad
Rayo
Standard Oil Company (Incorporated
Crozier Coal and Coke Co
Elkhorn
W. B
Diamond Bros
Miller Supply Co
Jed Coal & Coke Company
Jed. W. Va
G. R. Carr
Graham, Va
Scott St
Dr. Holland
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Thu
Kelly & Moyer
Princeton Avenue
Union
A. J. Hearn
Jefferson St
South Bluefield
Geo. H. Hill
Thornton Buidling
F. L. Black
F. J Brown
W. F
Care Bluefield Teleggraph
Algoma Coal and Coke Co
Coal Fields
Bluefield Telegraph
R. L. Graham
Rogers Street
St Pd
Ocahontas
C. C. B. Pocahontas
United States Geological Survey
Pocahontas
Great Britain
Germany
Austria
United States Navy
Castner, Curran & Bullitt
Sole Agenys
C.B. Pochanotas
Arcade Building
South 15Th Street
Philadelphia
Broadway
N.Y
Citizens’ Bank
Lokeless Coal
Congress Street
Nae
Strickland
Roanoke
Bnugiené
Cincinnati Dental CO
ASU
Cincinnati Dentists
DR. Compton
Lazarus Club
L. Lazarus & Co
F Lai
Insupange
Agéngu, General Insurance
Bluefield Normal & Business College
Coll Fields
Yar
Pitman, Gregg and Kimball
Oliver, Underwood, Remington and
Smith Machines
W. H. Cunningham
Bluefield, W. VA
Normal and Business College
Virginia
George D. Clark
Keeley
Sinha Santras
New Norfolke Wester
Shenandoah
Pullman
Hagertown
Richmond
Pullman Sleeper
Lynchburg
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Gary
Kenova
Columbus
Northwest
Tazewell
Clinch Valley Division
Nora
Welch
Williamson
Norfolk and Western Railway
W. B. Bevill