Unerateful Woman
Brief humorous quip portrays a quarrel over love with a dramatic woman reciting life woes as proof of devotion and literary effort in a public ambling exchange.
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Newspaper
Big Timber Pioneer
Location
Big Timber, Montana, United States of America
Date
Mar 13, 1902
Page
7
Brief humorous quip portrays a quarrel over love with a dramatic woman reciting life woes as proof of devotion and literary effort in a public ambling exchange.
A speaker story from the Philadelphia Record notes So Happy expresses elation over an engagement. The speaker jokes that love makes the world go round and admits telling everyone about the happy news.
The advertisement touts Ball's Catarrh Cure as a universal cure for catarrh, a constitutional disease, claiming it cures by acting on blood and mucous membranes. Proprietors offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure and invite testimonials. Also promotes Hall's Family Pills.
A brief exchange notes Jimson asking where, Binson replies for a day’s shooting. They discuss carrying a carload of freight with boxes containing the state’s largest and most complete compendium of game laws, emphasizing shooting only in season.
List of patents granted to inventors in Minnesota North Dakota and South Dakota names: Louis Bandemer Plato Minn wire stretcher Thomas Flaberdeau Lari more MD breast strap slide John J Le Duc Kerns Minn steam boiler furnace Martin Leatherman Garden City Minn vehicle drag John Mueller Lisbon ND foot handle Otto Sues Sioux Falls SD cuspidor Celophas Vandal Eveleth Minn pipe jointer Tathrop and Johnson patent attorneys 011 912 Pioneer Press Bldg St Paul Minn.
The quotation defines a promoter as a man who can sell an unlikely object as a practical item. The text ends with a product plug for Gardeld Headache Powders aimed at nervous women and a moral quip about a reed and a bishop. The final line remarks on popularity arising from what a man omits rather than what he states.
Unsolicited testimonial from Mrs J E O Donnell of Chicago praising Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for female troubles. She credits seven months to cure and health restoration after eight years of illness. Ad claims $5000 forfeit if testimonial not genuine and invites sick women to seek free advice in Lynn Mass.
In Southern California an inventor builds a huge solar device to run machinery and pump water. Prof. B. B. Britts claims his contrivance surpasses other natural forces and could propel locomotives and streetcars, potentially replacing steam and electricity. He says public demonstrations will follow patent clearance.
The American Naturalist series by Prof. W. M. Wheeler argues ants form nests by instinct and simple intelligence with no need for reasoning. The conclusion, while limiting rational faculties to humans, does not claim a fundamental divide between human and animal minds.
Milk discoverer M. Skenberg of Gothenberg describes an apparatus that turns milk into a flour like powder with all milk qualities except moisture. The milk flour reportedly dissolves completely in water and can replace common milk for all usual uses in dairy farming.
An inventor Henry C Mansfield of Chico California introduces a boot dryer designed for homes and outbuildings. The inverted pay with vertical tubes and projecting fingers keeps boots elevated above the flame ensuring air flow while using a lamp for adjustable gentle heat all night if desired.
Mr. MacAlpine reports a study listing twenty one luminous mushroom species. Eleven are Pleurotus and five occur only in Australia. Luminosity arises from combustion, needing oxygen and high temperature, not phosphorescent bacteria, and is not affected by humidity. It may attract insects to spread spores.
Lord Kelvin at the Glasgow meeting of the British Association presented calculations on the total gravitational matter in the visible universe. He proposed that if 25 million years ago a billion solar masses were spread through a sphere of immense radius, their current velocities would resemble those of stars we see.
The article describes a portable envelope opener by Harry H. Bowerman of Loreley Maryland. A rotary cutting blade is mounted beneath a V shaped trough and activated by a wire bale, clipping the envelope edge instantly without damaging contents.
Surveyor General of India reports a new, cheaper method to reproduce field maps using an image transferred in transfer ink onto a zinc plate from a black and white original. The process saves time over photolithography, involving coated zinc plates with fish glue gelatine and bichromate, exposure to sunlight, and development of negative and positive images.
Mr. Birkeland extends calculations from 1892 to 1896 to test if sun spot cycles are driven by gravitational disturbances from Mercury Venus or Jupiter. He concludes planetary influence is unlikely and future explanations must come from within the solar sphere itself.
A combined snow plow and road scraper can be built largely from farm materials with blacksmith help to fit sheet strips over the runners. Figures show the skeleton, the ironed point, cross braces, and completed tool. Runners may be hardened for durability. a sturdy homemade implement. Explorers In Good Health. The Antarctic ship Discovery arrived at Littleton New Zealand November 29 in good spirits after encountering pack ice at 63 5 lat 14 1 east. time prevented full ice study but collections were made.
Senator Frye preserves a literary camp on Rangeley Lakes in Maine filled with fiction. The collection includes Mysterious Mick the Irish Detective and Balzac’s renowned works.
A reader laments the overheat of homes and offices under artificial warmth. People dress too warmly indoors and suffer exposed chills when leaving, arguing a cooler house would prevent outdoor cold and related illnesses.
The quote from Marl Dwain highlights how the human face ranges from joy to agony as a humorist delivers a side-splitter. The New York Times framing suggests the expressive power visible only when witnessing live comedy.
A dialogue quoted in the Washington Star shows Mr Stormington Barnes asking to perform Hamlet and the manager emphatically refusing citing lack of respect for the Dane. A streetwise retort minimizes concern for classic roles, prioritizing unconventional entertainment over Shakespeare.
Excerpt shows ad style text selling Garfield Headache Powders in multiple lines with claims one powder cures four headaches and mentions Cinch Casey and Dooley dialogue. Additional snippets reference jokes and a Cleveland Plaindealer quote about a man married twice and issues with his wives.
An ad touts Dr Kline's Great Nerve Restorer claiming permanent cures for fits and nervousness after a single day, urging readers to send $2.00 for a trial bottle. The notice mentions H Klin Ltd of Philadelphia and reports nationwide drunkenness arrests totaling 312,000 in the last fiscal year.
An OCR of a vintage ad lists Putnam Espeless Dyes that do not stain hands or kettles except green and purple, sold by druggists for 10c a package. It promotes Girfeld Tea and Meadacha Powders from Garfield Tea Co. Sample requests go to Brooklyn New York. The piece warns about insincere fault confessors and touts unrelated quack claims about cures for pain and moral messages about women.
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