Mixed Bits From a Turn of the Century Page
A collage of trivial items mentions a San Francisco girl marrying a Hawaiian prince, a 140 mile swallow tale, debate over flogging in Russia’s army, microbe myths in Philadelphia, Empress with carts of silver, Havana’s yellow fever screening, a Canton man who smokes through his left ear, Captain Hobson's congress rumor, and Kipling’s praise of Sir Thomas Lipton with Shamrock III.
Treasury holds vast uncalled gold stock unheeded by war department
A large stock of gold sits in the British treasury uncalled for and largely ignored by the war department, with no overt appeal for its use or release. The note hints at idle reserves awaiting decision or instruction from authorities.
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War Department
Paris Princess Maintains Home Life On Her Own
A real princess living in Paris tends to her own housework and hopes her example will spark a new trend that catches on.
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Paris
Michigan Scientist Names Spine as Soul’s Locus
A Michigan scientist posits the soul resides in the spine, a finding that challenges traditional beliefs about consciousness and the body. The joke suggests the harmed person lacks backbone, playing on words about firmness and character.
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Michigan
Caution Advised Amid Stained Glass House Metaphor
A Detroit Free Press quote warns Mr Chamberlain that even in a stained glass house the occupant should beware of throwing stones, implying tempered conduct in political critique.
Watchful Corner Figure Faces Imminent Nomination Battle
A discreet observer notes a man on the corner courting attention as he edges toward the presidential nomination race. The metaphorical woods of cities hint at growing scrutiny and public interest surrounding his candidacy.
American Shoe Company Furnishes Shoes to England
The American Shoe company is providing footwear to half the people of England to encourage them to continue resisting American competition.
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American Shoe Company
England
Hale urges youth to seek counsel from intellectual leaders
Edward Everett Hale advises young men to converse with superior minds. He notes the guidance does not apply to those just leaving college and adds caveats for adapting advice to different life stages.
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Edward Everett Hale
Miss Metcalf Finds Ideas in Sleep Says Chicago Writer
Chicago fiction author Miss Metcalf asserts all her plots and inspirations arrive while she sleeps and come by the wince pie route.
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Miss Metcalf
Chicago
Parisian Bacteriologist Claims Hair Turns White
A Parisian bacteriologist states the bacillus causing hair to turn white has been discovered. The claim suggests any person could become such a bacteriologist by worrying hard enough.
Unclear Lineage Ties to Court Action in Pie Case
The text references a Columbia University professor and a summons in a pie incident, noting relatives pursuing a dignified precedent. It mentions death serving multiple sums in the pie context, signaling a legal or satirical scenario.
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Columbia University
German ship to attempt Atlantic crossing record
A German ship now under construction is poised to break the Atlantic crossing record. Officials warn that forecasts may not match the advertised performance.
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Atlantic
Yord Douglas Responds to Met Club Snub with Sonnet
Yord Alfred Douglas resents a snub from the Metropolitan club of Washington and replies with a sonnet on America. The writer hopes for eventual recovery from the slight and calls it cruel revenge.
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Alfred Douglas
Metropolitan Club of
Washington
America
Mrs Patrick Campbell Says American Women Are Happy
Mrs Patrick Campbell declares American women are the happiest in the world. She hints at company she keeps and home life in a light remark reflecting social circles of the time.
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Chicago Record-Herald
Patrick Campbell
Patrick
Postmaster General Supports Expanded Rural Free Delivery
The new postmaster general endorses greatly extending the rural free mail delivery system. He states that while cities deserve strong service, rural areas must not be neglected, marking a major expansion in progress.
Prussia Moves to Buy Coal Mine in Stand Against Trusts
The Prussian government considers purchasing a coal mine to counter the coal trust. If trusts dig their own graves they cannot enact laws forcing occupation of mines.
Barometer Prank Teaches Lesson in Welsh School
A Welsh headmaster set a seven foot barometer in a window for a practical lesson. A curious student broke the instrument during lunch. The boy then told the master the barometer had fallen seven feet. The headmaster commends the boy’s attempt to rise again and notes such acts recur in men seeking to make a monkey of themselves.
We Was Superfine A Convent Bred Mannish Figure
A social spotlight centers on a well-known man whose public image intrigues matinee audiences. Gossip about his gentle amiable nature and refined demeanor fuels curiosity among theatergoers, who note his sweetly sad portraits. A witty remark from a six footer reveals unexpected convent breeding.
When They Probably Began Swearing and Hammer Inventions
A man nurses an injured finger and makes violent remarks while a woman with an investigative mind ponders the origins of swearing. He wonders about the date of hammers and their invention, as quoted from the Chicago Post.
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Chicago Post
Fashions Change as Eve Dismisses Green Leaf Dress
Adam asks what is wrong with the green leaf dress Eve wore last August. Eve counters that November leaves are brilliant and the dress is no longer suitable.
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Adam
Eve
Town Debates Tax on Bachelors in Whimsical Chat
A town considers imposing a tax on bachelors. A young woman argues against it, noting men would likely divert the funds from sweets and theater outings to pay the levy. The dialogue captures humorous social satire and local sentiment.
Santa Claus Bonds Stir Child Rivalry in Cribside Tale
A nursemaid reports Little Billy Billions cries over jealousy of Tommy Trillions next door. Billy believes Tommy’s railroad bonds in his stocking will beat the corporation stock Santa left, sparking holiday envy at the doorway.
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Santa Claus
Billy Billions
Tommy
The Fintterer Dance Question
A fragment announces a dance scene with a question about preferred figures in a German dance. It notes an exchange between a person and another asking which figure was liked best during the performance.
Who was Ananias according to a Sunday school tale
A teacher asks who Ananias was and a student replies in dialect that he was the fellow who swallowed a whale. The exchange captures a humorous误种 moment in a classroom as the teacher pursues the biblical figure.
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Ananias
Tommy
Remembered Promises and Anguish of First Love
A fragment recalls youthful romance with imagined meetings and missed promises. The speaker vents longing and jealousy as a beloved fails to appear and a dress is worn in anticipation of affection. The tone is nostalgic and rueful.
No Profit in It Expressage Over Value of Presents
A domestic squabble centers on a woman returning gifts. the crux is that the expressage charged exceeded the value of the gifts. The exchange frames a financial grievance over shipment costs versus item worth.
May Woodby-oo Shares Mourning Coat Wish
In a wry exchange May Woodby-oo laments a black coat after her uncle dies. Sue Giddy-Goodness mocks the plight, then May mutters a wish for a lighter coat to wear mourning bands on her sleeve.
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Woodby
Shooting Stars in Night Sky Prompt Banter
Two speakers joke about seeing meteor showers with playful banter and casual dialogue about going skating. The fragment hints at a nighttime scene and light exchanges between Jester and Jinson. No formal news event or identifiable figures are present.
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Jester
Jinson
The Imenvy Work Explained on Hunting Costs
Bigby notes hunting trips cost too much as Bagby agrees a man must buy all game he brings home. Bigby adds he must buy about two dozen extra ducks or turkeys for his wife to give away.
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Bigby
Bagby
Comedic quip quotes on stage careers and divorce
A brief Philadelphia Bulletin joke notes a woman's stage debut confusion while mentioning she has been divorced twice. The line highlights a sharp punchline about personal life affecting public performance.
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Philadelphia Bulletin
Miss Trill and Jack Downright Tid-Bits Quip
A Tid Bits item quotes Miss Trill who loves hearing birds sing and Jack Downright responding they stay within their ability. The brief exchange highlights lighthearted, conversational humor from a society column.
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Miss Trill
Jack Downright
Frank She And a Question on Death and Marriage
A dialogue fragment shows a speaker asking if remarriage matters after death and another noting indifference toward fellow men. The tone hints at social propriety and personal probability within intimate conversation.
New Religion Idea Emerges From Dream Message
A New York man claims a dream delivered a revelation to a typewriter that inspires a new religion. The remark about his wife’s knowledge hints at personal scrutiny surrounding the odd claim.
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New York
Chicago Record-Herald
Comedic Exchange Highlights Style Dilemma
A humorous exchange features Ar Esplanation asking Johnson Why not buy a new suit of clothes and Dedbroke claiming he is too ticklish to be measured.
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Johnson
Dedbroke
Head of Family Queries Grocery Purchases Last Month
The Indianapolis News quotes a tense exchange where a head of family questions whether all grocery items were acquired last month, with the lady help affirming in dialect that she did.
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Indianapolis News
Engagement Ring Prompts Doubt Over Length of Love
A dialogue presented in Life asks if love will endure as long as an engagement ring. He wonders about lasting devotion and she counters that he could propose anew if he grows tired, framing uncertainty in a light exchange.
New Arrival and Witty Exchanges Across Papers
A montage of mock quotes from newspapers shows a pessimist and optimist debating winter misfortune, a Detroit Free Press line about a lion cage nerve, a Cleveland Plain Dealer quip on marriage, and a Satan aside on endless party games in a society side room.
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Detroit Free Press
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Satan
Baltimore World
Gentle Blur scene in a poised social moment
A young lady gently rebuffs a kiss claiming her mother is away at the sewing society. The man falters, grows pale, and she lowers her gaze, maintaining decorum in a delicate exchange.
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Mamma
Independent Girl and Maud’s Fiancé Discuss Independence
In a dialogue scene Alice notes Maud’s fiancé admires her marked independence of judgment. Trene comments she was the only girl in her set who would accept him.
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Alice
Maud
Trene
Charley Proposal Sparks Mixed Reactions at Grace-Clara Tea
In a humorous courtroom passage, Grace says Charley proposed and she almost cried while Maud-Well questions why she didn’t. Grace attributes to uncertainty about complexion being waterproof as the judge presides over the exchange.
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Grace
Clara
Charley
Maud
Monkey Gaffe at the Zoo Sparks Laughs
An orangutan jokes that humans descended from a monkey and a chimpanzee replies that man’s descent has been very.
Shortage Charged to Running Expenses Cited by Embezzler
An embezzler admits most of his shortage is charged to running expenses as he explains the claim to an investigating committee. He says the funds were used for his automobile. The Baltimore American reports the exchange.
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Baltimore American
Speech Ballad Fragment From Philadelphia Press Contains Dialect Exchange
A Philadelphia Press excerpt captures Casey and Cassidy in a rustic dialogue about meat stock and frost, with Cassidy blaming work at a butcher for staying late. The exchange features strong regional dialect and a sense of humor about keeping meat fresh with ice.
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Casey
Cassidy
Philadelphia Press
Stray Stories Finds Antique Cradle In Attic
Tess recalls her mother rummaging the attic and finding a baby cradle the speaker would not let be discarded. Jess notes antique furniture is in fashion, reflecting on the item’s value.
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Tess
Jess
A Great Mind Refuses to Give Up Affront
A concise aphorism notes that a strong mind does not yield to insults nor endure disrespect, reflecting resilience and resolve in the face of affronts.
Farm and Garden Hints on Soil, Crops, and Fruits
E Burt of Marshall County Illinois shares practical notes on fruit and tree crops. Strawberries stay resilient with straw or weed cover. early cherries like Early Richmond fare better against pests. apples remain the surest fruit with favored late varieties incl Ben Davis Baldwin Willowtwig. pears such as Old Berkshire and Kiefer are reliable. plums suffer from insects. raspberries and blackberries harmed by dry weather and spring freezes.
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Marshall County
Farmers’ Review
Richmond
Concord Graves
Ben Davis
Baldwin
Oldenburg
Horticultural Notes on Beans and Apple Varieties in Iowa
The article urges careful bean planting with one to one and three fourth inch covering depth and four inch row spacing, while mulching shows doubtful value. It describes pruning practices for frost-damaged trees and notes how different pruning levels affect regrowth and fruiting. It also summarizes an Iowa State Horticultural Society inquiry listing apples suited to Iowa, highlighting six summer apples and the challenges of achieving long keeping varieties.
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Iowa State Horticultural Society
Iowa
Oldenberg
Longfield
Teltofsky
Walbridge
Wealthy
Wolf River
Whitney No
Pasturing Winter Wheat Opinion Split Among Farmers
The Farmers Review discusses differing views on pasturing winter wheat. Some praise pasture as harmless or beneficial, others fear damage from close grazing. The article suggests neither man may be clearly mistaken given varying outcomes.
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Farmers Review
Pasturing Wheat Timing Advice From Missouri Farmer
Franklin County expert B S Miles warns against pasturing wheat at the wrong time. Grasshoppers and livestock can injure young wheat unless grazing occurs after strong growth and before jointing, with careful removal before joints form.
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B. S. Miles
Franklin County
Missouri
Restoring worn out Illinois soil through mixed farming
William West of Peoria County Illinois explains how he revived a depleted Illinois farm by seeding grass, feeding crops to sheep cattle and hogs, applying manure and purchased grain, and using mixed farming with tillage rotation and stock raising to raise crop yields by about fifty percent in six years.
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Farmers’ Review
Illinois
William West
Peoria County
Profit In Angora From Farmers Review
W T McIntire of Jackson County Missouri promotes Angora goats noting high prolificacy year round, ease of fencing and hardiness in dry cold weather. He cites Mohair demand and offers carload lots of does and bucks at set prices with inspection.
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Angora
Taylor
Kansas City
W. T. McIntire
Jackson County
Missouri
Treatment of Marsh Lands from the Farmers Review
C D Smith of the Michigan Experiment Station advises on marsh land drainage and crop rotation. He recommends drainage where the marsh is clayey and well decayed, first crops like clover and timothy, oats avoidable, rape thriving, and cabbage after a few years. He suggests infrequent plowing on deep marsh and a rotation from grasses to corn then cabbage and rape.
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C. D. Smith
Michigan Experiment Station
Increasing Game Supplies and Forest Profit in Adirondacks
The article argues that enforcing game protection laws boosts game supplies and forest value. It cites the Adirondack mountains where deer hunting yielded about 6,000 deer during the open season ending around November 15, illustrating how protected game populations grow, especially among game birds.
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Adirondack
Kansas Farmer Sells Farm Claiming Proximity to Lawyer
A Kansas man advertises his farm for sale noting its advantageous location fifty miles from a lawyer's office. The compact notice highlights accessibility to legal services and emphasizes favorable distance as a selling point.
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Kansas
Progress of Agricultural Investigation Across Nations
The United States reports growth in agricultural colleges and experiment stations with 57 stations, $1 170 857 income in 1900, 693 staff, and 886 reports. Internationally about 800 stations exist. Alaska, Hawaii, and Porto Rico see new stations and crops such as taro and citrus planned.
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United States
Department of Agriculture
Farmers’ Institute
Office of
Congress
Alaska
Rampart
Yukon Valley
Hawaii
Honolulu
Porto Rico
The Mission of the Experiment Station
In 1894 New York lawmakers urged Cornell to aid farmers via experiments, lectures, and publications. The station found many farmers could not grasp advanced teaching, so bulletins were made simpler, well printed, illustrated, edited, and timely. The aim is to help farmers, not scientists.
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New York
Cornell Experiment Station
College of Agriculture
Distance Apart for Corn in Canadian Experiments
Experiments in Canada and parts of the country test optimal corn spacing. While fodder corn tolerates closer rows, grain production often uses wider spacing. Trials show 21 inch rows yielding high stalks, with Ottawa results indicating 30 tons and 86 pounds per acre in early milk, suitable for silo or cattle fodder.
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Canada
Maritime Provinces
Manitoba
Northwest
Ottawa
Paris Tree Hospital Nurtures Large Plants Like Urban Patients
In Paris a municipal tree hospital and nursery rehabilitates decayed boulevard trees. When a tree shows wear it is removed to richer soil and treated until recovery. In spring and fall the process is visible as trees travel to and from the facility, symbolizing innovative urban care.
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Paris
France
Agriculture appropriation requests and figures show changes
The 1898 99 appropriation was 3 5 million dollars. For 1901 02 the appropriation stood at 1 million. For 1903 the requested amount is 5 5 million.
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Department of Agriculture
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