When I Said I’d Be President to My Father
A speaker recalls a childhood moment when he claimed as a future president he would jail his father. The reaction turns to laughter as his father sits, shares memories of boyhood games, and the two share a tender moment that makes the speaker ashamed of his boast.
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Troy
Philadelphia
Sad Story of the First Southern Girl Wed Royalty
A century ago Jerome Bonaparte wed Elizabeth Patterson of Baltimore in a romance that stunned society. Despite family opposition and diplomatic efforts by Monroe and Livingston, Napoleon forbade alliance with his sister and Jerome sailed with Elizabeth toward Portugal as European powers hunted their ship.
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America
Jerome Bonaparte
Napoleon
Jerome
France
Elizabeth Patterson
Willian Patterson
Baltimore
National
Miss Patterson
New England
Middle States
London
Paris
Washington
James Monroe
St. James
Livingston
Robert Patterson
Elizabeth
Portugal
Memoir of Jerome Bonaparte's Elusive American Bride
The tale recounts the unauthorised Paris to Lisbon journey of Jerome Bonaparte and his American wife. After a voyage denied entry and months of suspicion she bore a son in 1805. Napoleon sought annulment and pensions while Jerome advanced in status. She endured repudiation, wit, exile, and public curiosity, living to age 94 with a controversial, storied life and enduring fame.
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Jerome
Lisbon
Paris
Amsterdam
America
Erin
England
Dover
London
Napoleon
Patterson
Bonaparte
Imperial Council
Empire
Baltimore
Catherine of
Wurttemberg
Westphalia
Europe
Pitti Palace
Florence
Mme. Bonaparte
Catherine
Council of State
Jerome Patterson
Republic
Sunny
South
Popular Hannah More volumes buried for disposal
Mr. Augustine Birrell bought 19 fat volumes by Hannah More and found them a nuisance. Lacking an easy sale he buried the set in his back garden and declared he would not dig them up, leaving them in a cliff facing north toward a hungry ocean, as reported by the New York Tribune.
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Augustine Birrell
Hannah More
Birrell
Robber crab and red land crab of Christmas Island
The robber crab, a large and gaudy land crab of Christmas Island, can reach two feet in length with seven inch carapace width. Its bright red ground color features yellow stripes and sometimes purplish blue tones, with moveable eye stalks and two pairs of antennae. A second red species digs burrows and harvests dead leaves, carrying them aloft before retreating into its soil network.
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Christmas Island
Pearson’s Magazine
Crabs Use Back Covers as Natural Disguises
The article explains how spider crabs and sponge crabs disguise themselves by attaching seaweed or sponge to their backs. They prune and refresh the growth to blend with surroundings and deter predators. In captivity they sometimes frantically attempt further concealment, even donning improvised coverings like a small coat.
The Earl of Stanhope and the £100 Note
A Victorian tale recounts Lord Stanhope fending off a highway robber who steals his watch but accepts a £100 note in exchange for later repayment. Years later a London alderman discovers the note at a city dinner, crediting the loan as the start of his fortune and honor.
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Earl of Stanhope
Lord Stanhope
Chevening
Earl
London
Stanhopes
To Be Cheerful Path to Cheerfulness and Courage
The piece argues that cheerful conduct creates cheerfulness in return. Act bravely and speak kindly even when not feeling so, and deliberate smiling and friendly questions can soften hostility. A single hearty laugh can unite enemies more than inward struggle.
Why We Wink and Eye Fatigue in Experiments
The article discusses why humans wink the eye and notes no definitive reason. Some theories suggest the eyelid sweeps debris, others that blinking rests the eye briefly. Experimental physiologists use eye-winking records to measure visual fatigue.
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Popular Science
Nard Work Snags Clerks in Philadelphia Record
A Philadelphia Record item captures a clipped exchange where a tired clerk confesses to overwork, describing fatigue from long hours as the narrator notes the clerk’s mule like labor and heavy load. The mood echoes early 20th century urban labor strains.
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Philadelphia Record
A Man and His Violets from the New York Mail and Express
A light hearted tale recalls a birthday gift of violets sent by a gentleman who claimed to be away but returns to find the flowers loaned to another woman. The receiver regrets the prompt reply and the accidental double exposure leads to lighthearted commentary on unreliable men.
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Annie
New York Mail and Express
Golf Reporting in 1897 Championship Sparks Syndicate Tale
A Chicago Tribune reviewer recalls the Wheaton amateur golf championship of 1897 and the press syndicate handling of coverage. The Tribune rejected the syndicate, borrowed copy, and altered a play by Forgan and Douglas to read that Forgan rimmed the cup with Douglas for a hundred.
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Wheaton
Chicago
Chicago Tribune
Tribune
Forgan
Douglas
Washington Capital
Ants Fight Spiders In Webs Of Nature's Drama
A vivid natural history piece contrasts spider webs in grass rocks and roots with hunts by ants. It notes spiders trapping ants then dueling as bites and stings meet in battles to the death. Some spiders trim silk to release captives and risk nest destruction. Some spiders know when they have enough.
Pan-American Exposition Travel Fares and Tickets
Tickets to Buffalo and return via Pan-American route offered at 813.00 from Buffalo, 613.00 via Nickle Plate from Chicago. Through Chicago to Buffalo round trip 16.00, 15 day limit. Chicago to Buffalo return 21.00 with 30 day validity. Stopovers at Buffalo for ten days possible on through tickets east of Buffalo with1.00 fee. Write John Y. Calahan, Gen. Agent, 111 Adams St., Chicago for details and timetables.
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Nickle Plate Road
Chicago
Buffalo
John Y. Calahan
Adams St
Special Rates to Buffalo and San Francisco Announced
Big Timber to Buffalo and return at 61.70 standard lines 350.20 via differential lines tickets on sale first and third Tuesday monthly June to October 1901 transit limit seven days each way good to return within 30 days from sale date Epworth League meeting in San Francisco July 18 to 24 rate Big Timber to San Francisco and return 850.00 tickets on sale July 7 to 14 final return by August 31 1901.
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Big Timber
Buffalo
N. Y
Epworth League
San Francisco
Low Rates to Buffalo Exposition by Nickel Plate
Three through trains daily with vestibuled sleeping cars and fine dining. Meals on the American Club Meals plan range from 35 cents to $1.00. Chicago depot Van Buren St Pacific Ave on the Elevated Loop 111 Adams St for full information and illustrated folder.
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Nickel Plate Road
American Club
Chicago Depot
van Buren St
Pacific Ave
John Y. Calahan
Adams St
Chicago
Burglar's Loot Prompted Full Public Notice
In a London case a shop burglar who stole a silk hat boots a fur trimmed overcoat a black broadcloth suit and silk underwear is described as a black hearted villain and scoundrel. The proprietor orders a full-page notice to newspapers detailing the crime and items stolen. The detective awaits to identify the crew.
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Katzenhefter
Jacob
Hawkshaw
London
Willie and Pa Quote About Listening Forever
A humorous exchange from the Philadelphia Press features Willie and his father arguing about listening habits. The father reproaches his son for asking foolish questions while Willie slyly notes the words must exit the other ear, turning the saying into a playful paradox.
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Willie
Philadelphia Press
The Promoter's Wooing Parlor Gossip
The Cleveland Plain Dealer reports a lighthearted tale where a trolley line promoter plans to marry Mabel. The joke centers on his second proposal and a playful “perpetual option” on her heart, reflecting small town romance humor.
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Mabel
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Bargain Counter Banter Between Ferguson Couple
In a witty exchange at a bargain counter, Mr. Ferguson jokes about losing his pocketbook while Mrs. Ferguson retorts that women should keep their wits about them, while criticizing men for assuming otherwise. The Chicago Tribune quote captures playful domestic teasing.
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Mr. Ferguson
German Syrup praised by Dr. A Boschee as a cure all
An ad extols German Syrup by Dr A Boschee as a lasting treatment for coughs colds and lung troubles. It claims years of proven success two million bottles sold yearly since 1868 and states three doses relieve a common cough. Sold by Budd Drug Co with a note to get Green's Prize Almanac.
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A. Boschee
Rosebee
United States
Budd Drug Co
Green’s
Career and Character of Abraham Lincoln Address
Joseph Choate, ambassador to Great Britain, extols Lincoln from his early life to his presidency. The Chicago Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway publishes the address and offers it for six cents postage to F. A. Miller in Chicago Illinois.
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Abraham Lincoln
Joseph Choate
Great Britain
Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway
F. A. Miller
Chicago
Ill
Special Rail Rates and Meeting Trips Advertised
Big Timber to St Paul Minnesota round trip fare 835.70 with sale June 7 and 60 day return. Big Timber to St Paul Minn round trip 335.70 with sale May 30 and 60 day return. Occasions include Modern Woodmen biennial head camp military surgeons U S American Academy of Medicine and American Medical Association annual meetings. Tickets available to any party. Springdale round trip one fare, train No 3 leaves Saturday morning and returns Sunday.
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St. Paul
Mion
Modern Woodmen
Minn
Military Surgeons of
U. S
American Academy of Medicine
American Medical Association
Springdale
Reward Offered for Katray the Gray Gelding in Montana
Katray an 8 year old gray gelding weighing about 1200 pounds with a brand and spur on left shoulder and vented mark on hip is offered for reward. Return to P M Waxaton Big Timber Montana and receive 85.
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Katray
Brand
M. Waxaton
Big Timber
Montana
Lost work horses advertised by Big Timber resident
One gray gelding branded on the right thigh with figure. another gelding branded on the right shoulder with mute shoe. Both are U work horses with old shoes. A reward is offered for return. Contact O. B. Curtis, P O address Big Timber. Also promoting the Pioneer newspaper.
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O. B. Curtis
P. O
Big Timber
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