Perilous Parade of Ideas and Oddities in The Pioneer
A compilation of wry quips and snippets mocking prosperity politics language and fashion. It notes remarks on Goo Goo Eyes perityphlitis and a pickle trust, plus jabs at a royal coronation postponement and a Kansas wheat district traffic issue.
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Kansas Wheat District
Notable King Edward Ailment Linked to Club Cooks
The text notes King Edward belonged to twenty clubs many with cooks, hints at a cause in social circles. It references the first Kiel international yacht race winner as the Uncle Sam and ends with a generic remark about a game occurring now and then.
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Edward
Kiel
Uncle Sam
Davis Defends Span ish Empire And Kings
Richard Harding Davis asserts the Spanish empire remains strong and King Alfonso appears healthier than his appearance suggests. He notes King Edward’s concern for London's poor even as doctors prepared to operate on his crown.
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Richard Harding Davis
Alfonso
Edward
London
Emerald miner Patrick F Sheedy forms overseas company
Patrick F. Sheedy travels abroad to establish a company dedicated to emerald mining. He remains unable to abandon his habit of working with green substances.
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Patrick F. Sheedy
Cincinnati Woman Urges Reform Dress Adoption
A Cincinnati woman pressing sisters to adopt a reform dress costing $1.25 is in a fair way to gain popularity with the sterner sex, reflecting a tidy fashion reform push amid era style and social norms.
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Cincinnati
English Traveler Finds Irkutsk Empty in Summer
An Englishman in Siberia notes that Irkutsk appears deserted during the summer, as if the city had moved its population away like New York or Naples. He describes the unusual seasonal migration and the bustling behavior of locals elsewhere.
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Siberia
Irkutsk
New York
Naples
Jersey City Judge Defines Goo Foo Eyes As Attention
A Jersey City judge rules that making goo foo eyes is a harmless attention gesture. The decision clarifies social conduct and reduces concerns over innocent flirtation in public spaces.
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Jersey City
Chicago milkman uses circumstantial proof in court
The Chicago milkman who disproved the charge of selling poor milk by displaying in court six infants fed with his dairy product demonstrated the power of circumstantial evidence in legal proceedings.
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Chicago
New York minister sues for funeral fee dispute
A New York state minister sued over a $6 funeral sermon fee claiming the charge reflected value. He argued the service honored a deserving life and delivered a three dollar equivalent in impact, asserting the effort justified the cost.
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New York State
Kentucky Town Delights in Birth of Many Girls
In Frankfort Kentucky residents celebrate a record birth trend as the town notes an unusual abundance of female babies. Officials call the development charming and point to a first ever hint that more Kentucky girls than expected have arrived.
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Frankfort
Kentucky
Washington Religion Question Trifle or Not
A reader dismisses concerns about George Washingtons religion as a trivial worry noting his usefulness and respectable status. The piece implies Washington has been cared for regardless of his beliefs.
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George Washington
George
Pessimistic note on schoolgirl stabbing report
A wary reflection on a violent stabbing between two schoolgirls prompts the question Whither are we drifting as readers confront troubling news in the paper. The remark frames concerns about social decline and safety in the community.
King Edward's Illness Hinted Tied to Overwork and Ode
Reports suggest King Edward's health worsened from overwork, with a note that he may have read Alfred Austin's ode prior to its publication. The piece hints at royal scrutiny of literary work affecting the monarch during a sensitive period.
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Edward
Alfred Austin
127 Religious Beliefs Across Ontario Provinces
A London Ontario Adver tiser report details 127 recorded religious shades in Ontario. It lists Adventists Agnostics Atheists Baptists Catholics Anglicans Jews Lutherans Methodists Mormons Quakers United Christians Unspecified and many more.
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Ontario
Church of England
Apostles’ Association
Free Will Baptists
Bethelites
Brethren
Carmelites
Catholic Apostolic
Irvingites
Children of Christ
Children of God
Christadelphians
Christian Association
Christian Brethren
Christian Catholic
Christians
Christian Scientists
Christian Workers
Church of Christ
Church of the Firstborn
Church of God
Confucians
Congregationalists
Covenanters
Daniel’s Band
Disciples of Christ
Divine Science
Divine Sect
Elzeans
Followers of Christ
Free Church
Free
Friends
Quakers
Fire alarm antics end with missing priceless book
A Seattle fire tale is retold as Hon H G Struve rushes into a blazing office to save books. Amid chaos the roof collapses just as he exits, leaving him with the City Directory as his sole rescued item.
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Rarch
Struve
Riis tale echoes bank run halted by boys
New York Times recounts Jacob Riis praising a novel and then telling a modern parable. On New York's east side a girl led penny bank runs until a wild gang of boys returned every penny with another to restore faith and stop the run.
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Jacob A. Riis
John Halifax
Provident Bank
New York Times
Contradicting a man who admits fault wins praise
One way to earn lifelong gratitude is to strenuously contradict him when he admits he has faults, a paradox that highlights the value placed on unwavering confidence and self-assured rhetoric.
Average Length of Life and Fear of Death
A French scientist argues that a person can expect to reach the average life span of their parents and grandparents by averaging the ages of their immediate relatives. He lists three causes of aging as lack of outdoor exercise, microbial poisoning, and fear of death, noting the paradox that dying can be a pleasant sensation.
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Revue d'Economic Politique
The Boy and His Training
The boy raised among adults must raise his intelligence to a higher standard than nature. You lower yourself to his level and a child notices. He understands and resents being talked down to, which harms his confidence and gradually estranges him.
New Man Will Bring New Manners
A short note notes that a new man will introduce a set of fresh manners and social expectations for the community.
Trials of a Poet in the Pensions Office
Eugene F. Ware became commissioner of pensions despite being a poet. A Kansas man blamed his poem The Washerwoman's Song for defeating Ware politically and even threatened him. Preachers cited the poem against Ware during Funston’s nomination, and a Baptist leader joked they would have voted for Ware if not for one too many poem. A donor sent ten dollars to the washer woman, which Ware refused as the woman was imaginary, provoking the philanthropist’s sharp rebuke.
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Ware
Eugene F. Ware
Kansas
Congress
Funston
Gene
Steamer with a History Across Nations and Skies
A notorious vessel, the Pennebanke, built for grain trade, vanishes and reappears as the Kelpie in the Persian Gulf arms smuggling scandal with the British government. It later becomes the Graf Schwarztels on the South American coast, aids political exiles, and is rechristened the Shah-in-Shah in the Pacific before a Spanish gunboat sinks her off the Malay coast after a daring crew repair.
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Persian Gulf
Graf Schwarztels
Cannon Poetic Rhetoric During Forestry Bill Debates
Congressman Cannon delivered a flowery description of moss, water, and forests during a night House session debating forest protection. Mr Sherman quipped that Cannon’s rhetoric flowed like streams but lacked substance, remarking moss does not grow on his back and praising his wordplay over the debate.
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Congressman Cannon
Representative Cannon
Cannon
Sherman
Miinois
Yale professor changes mind after new information
An anecdote from Yale features Prof. Brewer of the scientific department who accepts a student’s challenge when the student cites an encyclopedia. The professor calmly admits new information has emerged since he wrote the article, changing his view.
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Yale
Prof. Brewer
Brewer
Encyclopaedia
Soldiers and poets reflect on war and loss
A historical remark notes that European army suicide rates exceed their home country rates. It cites Nathan Hale on poets handling the victory of the vanquished as greater than victory of the victor according to thinkers.
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Nathan Hale
Paint Fails To Make An Old House Or Woman Look Younger
A humorous proverb notes that paint can improve an aged house but cannot restore youth in an old woman, underscoring limits of superficial improvements.
Famous Hope Diamond Rumor Links Senator Clark to Purchase
Negotiations for the famous Hope diamond proceed as it nears ownership by Senator Clark of Montana. The 443 carat cushion shaped gem, valued at about 500000 dollars, recently arrived in the United States and was examined at Clark’s Wall Street office. The story traces its origins to the Tavernier jewel and its split history through Europe and the United States.
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HOPE
Senator Clark
Montana
United States
No. 49
Wall Street
Europe
America
Simon Frankel
Joseph Frankel
Louis XV
India
Egypt
France
Daniel Eliason
London
Tavernier
Henry Thomas Hope
Lord Hope
Geneva
Brunswick
Bessie and Ner Auto Drives In a Glamorous Spin
A poem paints Bessie as a queenly rider in a form fitting gown. She glides down the avenue in an auto leaving steam like a bridal veil while pedestrians bolt for shelter. Her confident grin and bold dominion spark envious admiration and startled crowds.
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Bessie
The Vulgar Horses Of The Road Queen On The Run
A poem describes a woman who shows gentle kindness at home yet bursts into reckless driving on the street. The car and its wheelman provoke danger as she skims the roadway in a blaze of speed. Her meek image clashes with a volatile urge to race, ending in dramatic spins and perilous moments.
One of Ian Maclaren’s Drumtochty Tales Retold
A Boston Journal reader recalls Ian Maclaren's Drumtochty anecdote Auld Lang Syne featuring Jamie Soutar a sharp tongued villager who foils a lay preacher’s exhortation by noting locals’ deep seated faith and preferring hospitality over patronizing superiority.
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Mr. Beecher
Ian Maclaren
Jamie” Soutar
Free Kirk
Drumtochty
Lachlan Campbell
Jamie
Self-Protected Plants in Desert Southwest
In The Century of the Southwest Ray Stannard Baker notes the desert flora defend themselves with sharp spines and thorns. Cactus, mesquite, cat’s claw, agaves, yuccas, bear grass, greasewood, and paloverde deter intrusion with weaponlike leaves and stiff, needle edged growths.
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Southwest
Arizona
New Mexico
Ray Stannard Baker
When Evil in Men Overshadows Remarkable Good
A compact reflection notes that visible evil in people can obscure the good acts they perform. It urges readers to look beyond surface flaws to recognize positive qualities and deeds.
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