Lusty Headlines and Curiosities From a Bygone Era
A digest of witty quips about press freedom censorship and national pride. The piece notes Spain’s long quest for being remembered in the past, jokes about outdoor indoor work ads in Australia, and saloonkeepers in New York offering free drinks to uniformed U.S. soldiers.
Murders in U S Top Ten Thousand Annually Says Chicago Paper
A Chicago paper reports that in the last four years the national murder average exceeded 10,000 per year. Of reported cases 98 were by insane persons, 225 in defense of life or property, 4,638 from brawls or quarrels, and 655 from unknown causes.
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Chicago
United States
Australian ballot system and land transfers proposed
The Australian ballot system, now general, is proposed for land transfers. It would abolish the costly title search process and is opposed by those who profit from it, while few others resist. The note adds that older nations can learn from some of the youngest countries.
Hungarian rail traffic growth in late 19th century
Under the Zone tariff passenger numbers rose from 13,000,000 in 1889 to 26,000,000 in 1891 and 35,000,000 in 1896. Passenger earnings grew from 7,258,000 to 12,685,000 dollars. Freight tonnage rose to 20,201,000 in 1896 and freight earnings to 32,643,000 dollars. Increases 1891 to 1896: passengers 35 percent, passenger earnings 41 percent, freight 22 percent, freight earnings 29 percent.
War burden on married soldiers and wives discussed
The piece cites Josephine Shaw Lowell arguing married men should not be sent to war without support. It notes the lack of aides for private soldiers and the hardship for absent wives who must manage dress and household tasks alone, causing ongoing distress.
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Josephine Shaw Lowell
Vivandieres
War correspondence costs and the flood of rumors
The piece argues that war reporting is expensive with five dollar a word dispatches and city papers spending vast sums daily. It notes reporters, photographers, and steam yachts chasing battleships along the Cuban coast, manufacturing pages from rumors to fill editions.
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Cuban
Resumed Iron Works Spark Soot Over Western City
After a long suspension the iron works restart and vent smoke, drawing scorn from Ruskin and onlookers, while a hungry cold girl cheers the chimneys as if the smoke were a shawl for mother, tiny pits for baby shoes, and perhaps a hat.
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Ruskin
Flag Faith and Patriotism Glow Through American Pride
A reflective essay extols the U S flag as a living symbol of national identity. It recalls flag production, reverence for worn banners, and touching foreign moments, then links patriotic feeling to history and poetry from Bryant to Key. The piece notes Dolly Madison saving the Declaration and celebrates the flag in battles from Lexington to Monterrey.
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United States
Betsey Ross
Bois de Boulogne
Paris
State House
Hartford
Conn
Cay
France
England
Scotland
Ireland
Dolly
New England
Bryant
Longfellow
Whittier
Holmes
Emerson
Lowell
Joseph Rodman Drake
Francis Scott Key
Cornwallis
Elevation figures for major U S cities in a historical list
The text lists city elevations above sea level including New Orleans ten feet New York twenty three feet St Louis four hundred fifty Cincinnati five hundred fifty Chicago five hundred ninety one Omaha nine hundred sixty eight Salt Lake four thousand three hundred fifty one Beaver five thousand two hundred seven Virginia City six thousand five hundred five.
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United States
New Orleans
New York
St. Louis
Cinccinnati
Chicago
Omaha
Salt Lake
Beaver
Virginia City
Old Glory in Song and the Patriots of Liberty
The article celebrates American monuments in literature praising past battles and heroism. It highlights poets who penned tributes to liberty and valor and recalls hands that raised battle flags in defense of country over conquest.
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America
Husband Sentenced To Return With Tandem
A joking caption hid a legal note as a judge complains her husband cannot visit. She laughs saying a warrant to fetch him would be issued if he delays.
A Declaration of ’98 and a Merry Day Turns Somber
A fragmentary verse laments the 1798 mood as celebration contrasts with gloom. The speaker recalls writing a confessional note demanding Kitty’s hand and reflects on the Independence declaration with sorrow and irony. The piece blends historical reference with personal drama and theatrical tone.
Broadening Effect of War Anglo-Saxons
A New York Sup. editorial argues that war expands national thought and resolve beyond local politics. It cites a Mississippi telegraph to show public interest in Philippines, Sampson, Schley, and neutrality laws as signs of a united nation ready to defend democracy against reactionary Bourbon policies.
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Rome
Times-Democrat
Mississippi
Philippines
Sampson’s
Schley
France
Startinique
Atlantic
Pacific
Lakes
Gulf
Bourbon School of
New York
Engagement Ring Preoccupies Final Words Before War
Witty exchange as Maud recalls George’s last words before he left for battle. Marie jokes she was too preoccupied by the engagement ring’s price to recall his remarks, highlighting a light wartime domestic moment.
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George
Maud
Marie
War Poem Sparks Editor's Joke Column Clash
A sharp exchange reveals a columnist printing a war poem in the joked column. The editor defends the move saying it was time to publish something truly humorous amid the war news.
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L. CG. Olmstead, Publisher
Montana
Spain
Australia
Ion
White House
Georgetown
Ladies’ Home Journal
Lexington
Monterey
Johnnie
Kitty