Oddities and quips fill a busy miscellany page
A pithy collection from the Benton County Times offers satirical notes on politics, science, and society. It mocks mosquitos in Ceylon, jokes about Judas's coins, and riffs on daily life from luckless fortunes to marriage timelines. It also lampoons taxation and modern inventions while referencing Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and other notable figures.
Biennial Case Is Appealed in Polk County Primary Law
The biennial elections amendment case has been appealed with abstract filed in the Iowa Supreme Court. Appellants are represented by E. M. McCall and J. L. Parish. appellees by H. E. Hadley and E. D. Addison. Judges Carr and Senator Titus expected to appear for the appellees. The court may decide before month end to allow Polk County to hold a primary under the new law.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Des Moines
Supreme Court
E. M. McCall
J. L. Parish
H. E. Hadley
E. D. Addison
Appellees
G. H. Carr
Titus
Muscatine
Polk County
Murderer to asylum in Sioux County case
William Van der Welt, a prominent Sioux County farmer near Sioux Center, killed his wife with a chair after dinner. Insane commission ruled he will not be tried for murder but confined to the Cherokee hospital for the insane. He was captured by neighbors after the attack.
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Vander Welt
Sioux County
Sioux City
Wiliam Vander Welt
Sioux Center
Cherokee
Holland
Postmaster Suspends Assistant Over $400 Shortage Probe
Creston report states Deputy Postmaster Roberts suspended pending investigation of an alleged $400 shortage. Postmaster Paul Maclean found discrepancies in Roberts’s transactions but his own Post Office accounts are not in question.
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Creston
Paul Maclean
Roberts
Maclean
Post Office Department
Balliet Set Free After 87 Days In Court
Red Oak March 1 Letson Balliet promoter Napoleon of finance and mining magnate freed yesterday at noon after serving eighty seven days of a three months sentence. Judge McPherson ordered the release. Balliet after a Des Moines visit will return to the Pacific coast where his mining interests remain. He escaped paying the fine and ten thousand dollars in costs from federal court trials. Ex Gov Boies in Good Health Waterloo March 1 Boies arrives from Hot Springs Ark where he has been spending weeks to escape Iowa climate. He returns in good health and endured the long journey well contrary to rumors he has not been sick just slightly indisposed. Reed Gets a Life Sentence Dubuque March 1 James Reed convicted of murdering Officer Norton was sentenced to life imprisonment by Judge Mathes. Father to Fix Blame Cedar Rapids Feb 25 Everett whose son John Everett committed death by own action by shooting seeks to uncover where the boy bought cigarettes and whiskey and to prosecute the guilty parties. Young Everett was found near the river with a bullet hole in his head. The father blames whiskey and cigarettes.
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Balliet
Red Oak
Letson Balliet
Napoleon
McPherson
William Thomas
Des Moines
Pacific Coast
Boies
Waterloo
Fforace Boies
Hot Springs
Ark
Iowa
Associated Press
Bofes
Farmer
Sioux City
Charter Sloan, & Farmer
Reed
Dubuque
James Reed
Norton
Mathes
Cedar Rapids
R.everett
John Everett
Young Everett
Woodchoppers Battle Near Patterson Leaves Four Wounded
Charles Love William Higgins Myron Welliver and Wilbert Collins fought over timber ownership along the Skunk river near Patterson Station Iowa. Love was wounded while Higgins and others faced severe injuries as deputies recovered two badly wounded men and a cache of weapons. Patrol notes describe the Dark and Floory Ground as a crime-prone area where residents keep rifles for defense.
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Patterson
Burlington
Charles Love
William Higgins
Myron Welliver
Wilams
Slingluff
Prugh
Patterson Station
Wilbert Collins
Love
Higgins
Iowa
Skunk
Court frees Beuthien duo over embezzlement law gap
Davenport court rules that town banks can loan themselves funds without embezzlement charges due to a legislative omission in the statute. M Beuthien is released after pleading guilty to two counts, while Arnold Beuthien faces likely free action on indictments. The ruling centers on self loans by bank officers and the absence of a punishment for that act in Iowa law.
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Davenport
J. W. Bollinger
Scott County
M. Beuthien
Arnold Beuthien
Iown
Hamman
Cleveland Amusement Company
Sioux County Farmer Kills Wife With Chair
William Van der Wilt, a Sioux County farmer living four miles east of Sioux City, beat his wife to death with a chair last night. Neighbors chased him after the deed. he was captured and jailed in Orange City. The coroner ruled the act was done while the killer was insane from brooding over his wife’s ill health. They had five children.
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William Vander Wilt
Sioux County
Sioux City
Orange City
Britain 5 Given Best of Decision in Case
The international commission of inquiry at Paris on February 26 found in Britain’s favor in the dispute over the Gamecock fishing fleet firing by Russia’s Pacific Squadron under Admiral Rosetsvensky. The report credits Britain’s facts, states no hostile vessels were present, and absolves limited actions while condemning the Russian commander’s firing. Admiral Davis echoed that conclusions support British views and urged cautious arbitration. Gorky banished to Riga after leaving St Petersburg. Niedringhaus signals possible withdrawal of supporters for U S senator bid.
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Paris
Great Britain
Russia
Admirel Rosestvensky
International Commission of Inquiry
Davis
Associated Press
Washington
Avis
Rosestvensky
Rojestrensky
Rojestvensky
Ihe
Admiral Davis
Maxim Gorky
Russians Battle Near Mukden As Japanese Advance
Russian forces reinforced recapture several positions near Mukden while fighting rages with Japanese troops. Descriptions report heavy cannonade on Mohan areas and a looming bombardment near the Shakhe river bridge. News from St Petersburg notes Kuropatkin's long dispatch on recent Japanese attacks and rumors of a northern withdrawal. The Siberian railroad faces strain supplying both military and non combatant needs as winter stocks run low.
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Niuchwang
Mukden
Sinmintin
Tien Tsin
Manchuria
Associated Press
Kuropatkin
St. Petersburg
Siberian
Irkutsk
Siberia
Report on Adams Peabody ouster and governor void ruling
A majority of the committee reports favor ousting Governor Adams and seating Peabody, with dissenters among signers, while another report suggests voiding the election and appointing the lieutenant governor. Democratic members dismiss the Peabody claim. another report argues Adams has a majority even if contested precincts are thrown out. Mrs Stanford dies in Honolulu after autopsy confirms tetanus. Ex Senator Wolcott obituary notes long illness. A Wise Guy quip and Simple Mug exchange ends.
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Colorado
Leaver
Colo
General Assembly
Alva Adams
James H. Peabody
Adams
Peabody
Joint Assembly
Alexander
Grifiths
Mrs. Stanford
Russian Assault and Battles Near Shakhe Bridge
Russian forces seized and later abandoned the Shakhe river bridge after destroying Japanese fortifications and inflicting heavy losses. Japanese counterattacks with reinforcements pushed Russians back but at dawn the Russians retreated, leaving about 100 dead. Reports from Oku and Mukden note Japanese gains along the Hun and Liao rivers and ongoing bombardments of hills Putiloff and Novgorod.
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Huan Mountain
Shakhe
Lamuting
Oku
Shatzeman
Hun River
Kalite
Mukden
Putiloff
Novorgord
Welcome a Mockery. Gen Stoessel greeted by small crowd
A sparse crowd in St. Petersburg gathers to welcome Lieut. Gen. Stoessel arriving from Moscow, thought few at first but quickly swelled as train neared. The event marks a cautious but notable reception for the defender of Port Arthur amid tense times.
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Stoessel
St. Petersburg
Moscow
Port Arthur
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