Nobody Wants a Baby in a vaudeville twist tale
Philip McChesney learns a baby raffle is about to give a child away and declares he will adopt if no one else will. Madeleine, his would be partner, arrives and agrees to help, shifting from selfish vows to a shared plan to raise the child together.
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Phil
Philip
Madeleine
New York
Marie
Angel
St. Stephen Children’s Home
Baby Marie
Board of Trustees
Changes in Capital City
Visitors in Washington this winter will note contrasts between today and the capital a century ago as described in a biography of an early supreme court justice. The White House stood behind a rough rail, Pennsylvania avenue was mud flanked by stumps, hotels were absent and residents lived in boarding houses. Yet one could dine with Thomas Jefferson and John Marshall for fifteen dollars a week with service wood candles and liquors. Now the city is spacious and beautiful with comfortable hostels and dry conditions.
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Washington
United States
Supreme Court
White House
Pennsylvania Avenue
Thomas Jefferson
John Marshall
Christian Science
Anecdotes in English and American Conversation
The Spectator notes anecdote is less common in England but still enjoyed in America. It discusses how witty stories enhance conversation from presidents to peers and how humor helps unite a group and encourage others to speak.
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England
America
the Spectator
London
Dr Kilmer Swamp Root Promises Kidney Relief
An advertisement argues Dr Kilmer's Swamp Root treats kidney liver and bladder problems and urges readers to request a sample by mail from Kilmer Co at Binghamton New York, noting testimonials and 10 cent postage. It promotes large and medium bottles in drug stores.
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Dr. Kilmer & Co
Binghamton, N. Y
Red Cross Bag Blue Declared Essential in Housekeeping
In a household chatter tone the dialogue suggests a need for Red Cross Bag Blue across kitchen towels sheets and pillowcases. It also references Steel Needles and a claim that Chinese invention and use of steel needles spread westward via Moors into Europe.
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Department of Housekeeping
Europe
Women Wonder at Her Many Clothes
Diamond Dyes promises a fadeless color for fabric of any kind from wool to feathers. An instruction book in the package explains how to diamond dye over any color and a color card helps match materials.
Cake craving prompts child confession at tea visit
A mother teases her daughter about taking a second piece of cake during a tea visit. The girl admits it and explains she offered a denial that mirrored the gracious host’s words. The exchange reveals a playful lesson on honesty and politeness.
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Ethel
Green's August Flower a Digestive Remedy
An old advertisement touts Green's August Flower as a gentle laxative that regulates digestion, cleanses the stomach, and stimulates bile production to ease indigestion, nervous dyspepsia, and constipation. Sold by druggists and dealers worldwide. try a bottle with no substitute.
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Green
Mrs Gadder Plans Europe Visit Outfit Question
The Birmingham Age-Herald notes Mrs Gadder will soon travel to Europe and asks others what is proper battlefield viewing attire. The quip contrasts sobering war effects with her lighthearted concern.
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Europe
Birmingham Age-Herald
Ely's Cream Balm Clears Nasal Passages Fast
An advertisement promises instant relief from nasal congestion and catarrh by applying Ely's Cream Balm inside the nostrils. The fragrant antiseptic formula purportedly soothes swollen mucous membranes and provides quick breathing relief.
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Ely
The Editor's Office Boy
The editor tells the office boy Tommy to take a manuscript to a waiting woman and announce they cannot use it. He adds a prompt to look sad as he leaves, noting it is part of his job. The scene captures a curt newsroom moment with a hint of irony.
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Tommy
His Only Chance
A fragmentary dialogue questions what became of the old fashioned girl who pined and died after a failed love. A speaker notes a woman claims she will give singing lessons but jokes no one would pay her.
Hawaii Territory Seeks Statehood And Congressional Bills
Hawaii territory seeks statehood and legislative action from Congress. A Hawaiian commission led by Gov. Charles J. McCarthy will present concurrent resolutions to Congress, with no discussion of the Japanese question. Proposals include a 3 percent debt increase, road and school funding, homestead qualifications, and extending farm loan and reclamation acts.
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Ashington
Hawaii Territory
Congress
Charles J. McCarthy
Harry Irwin
Robert W. Shingle
John H. Wise
William T. Rawlins
Henry J. Lyman
Land Commissioner
Land Board
Hawaii
Mexico Nuisance Since Jackson Era Reflects Rambles of War
Senator King reads extracts from President Jackson’s messages, including a February 6 1837 note proposing reprisals and naval force against Mexico to enforce redress for injuries to U S citizens and insults to the flag, while offering one last chance for amicable settlement before action.
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Exico
Senator King
Utah
Andrew Jackson
United States
Mexico
Exit Automobile and Enter Fool-Proof Airplane
Professor Samuel Pickard of the Kansas City Aeroplane School envisions an aerial future where lighter-than-air planes blend air travel with street landing. He predicts a safe, controllable machine on par with cars, priced for broad access, capable of speeds two to 125 mph and easy ascent or descent.
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Samuel Pickard
Kansas City
Aeroplane
Prof. Pickard
Our Rich Men Can Afford to Be Ambassadors
Secretary Lansing asks Congress for 1 333 000 more for foreign relations and a full reorganization. He proposes 189 000 for ambassador and minister salaries raising ambassadors to 25 000 and ministers to 15 000 12 000 respectively. He compares US pay with Britain France Japan and notes lack of official residences and allowances. The result is difficulty filling posts with the most qualified due to funds.
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United States
Lansing
Congress
Great Britain
Italy
Japan
France
Now Free From Pain
Bayonne New Jersey woman Anna Sleva recounts severe menstrual pains and headaches before using Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. She reports renewed strength after treatment, marriage, and motherhood, and urges others to try the remedy.
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Lydia E. Pinkham
Bayonne
N.J
Anna Sleva
East 17Th Street
N. J
Rodriguez Family Sends 894 to American Forces
The Rodriguez family of Porto Rico sent 894 men to the American forces per the Bureau of War Risk Insurance files. Among them, nearly a battalion in size, only seven first names appear: Domingo, Francisco, Jose, Juan, Ramos, Tomas and Antonio. Serial numbers fall in the 600,000 range.
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Rodriguez
Porto Rico
Bureau of War Risk Insurance
Domingo
Francisco
Jose
Juan
Ramos
Tomas
Antonio
A Lady of Distinction Seeks Perfume for Clean Skin
An advertisement highlights a refined woman who uses Cuticura Soap and hot water to cleanse pores then Dusts with Cuticura Talcum Powder. The result is said to be clear sweet healthy skin and a mark of distinction.
The Sire and Son Debate Hustle and Prosperity
A humorous dialogue from a race scene contrasts the Sire who urges hard work to bring prosperity with the Son who resists constant pursuit and prefers letting fortune catch up on its own. The exchange highlights generational views on effort and luck.
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Prosperity
Papes Cold Compound Promises Quick Cold Relief
An advertisement touts Pape's Cold Compound as a fast remedy for colds and grippe with doses every two hours, promising opening of nasal passages, relief from headaches and feverish symptoms, and inexpensive, quinine free relief. The ad notes it acts without aid and even tastes pleasant.
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Pape
Grippe
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