Precautionary Measure at Flatbush Golf Laughs
Mrs Flatbush asks to secure the carpet before golf. Mr Flatbush declines, preferring his game though fear of a smashed thumb. Yonkers Statesman notes the humor.
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Newspaper
Benson Signal
Location
Benson, Arizona, United States of America
Date
Dec 07, 1918
Page
3
Mrs Flatbush asks to secure the carpet before golf. Mr Flatbush declines, preferring his game though fear of a smashed thumb. Yonkers Statesman notes the humor.
An American liaison officer and a French artillery officer with limited language skills managed a crucial exchange during heavy fighting. The French sergeant Henri claimed no English ability, yet the two spoke vividly, only for the commandant to learn they were actually conversing in German.
Restore dry hair and stop dandruff by rubbing Cuticura Ointment into the scalp, then wash with Cuticura Soap and hot water. Free samples via Cuticura Dept. X Boston. Available at druggists and by mail. Soap 25, Ointment 25 and 50.
A father explains Roman road building to his daughters noting roads were about 15 feet wide The younger daughter jokes that such narrow roads would make autos pass only by barely creeping along The scene captures a humorous family moment and a glimpse into ancient history discussion
A reflective note laments reliance on ancestral reputation while urging individuals to seek positivity in present endeavors. The author contrasts heritage with personal outlook, encouraging constructive attitude over status.
President Wilson will head the American peace delegation to the treaty talks in Europe. Secretary of State Lansing Edward M. House and Henry White former ambassador to France join, with Gen Tasker H Bliss as the surprise pick for the group.
London reports that Britain France and the United States will convene in Berlin soon to discuss armistice terms. A London allied leaders meeting is seen as a prelude to the peace conference with Colonel House and Italy’s Orlando joining British and French statesmen. Paris deputies urge broad representation beyond socialists to include farming and peasant classes due to their sacrifices.
The Paris Matin says Bavaria seeks separate plenipotentiaries and peace terms. Munich’s Socialist council telegraphs Berlin’s executive committee calling for the dismissal of Foreign Minister Solf Minister of Colonies Scheidemann and Matthias Brazberger who would handle preliminary peace talks. The telegram urges overthrow of a government tolerating these officials.
Italy signals support for President Wilson at the forthcoming peace conference. Italian plenipotentiaries pledge to uphold moral law and align with U.S. aims on fundamental questions, backing Wilson's peace principles.
An advertisement touts Dr Kilmer Swamp Root as a leading cure for kidney liver and bladder ailments. It claims quick gentle healing, urges immediate start of treatment, and offers sample bottle by sending ten cents to Dr Kilmer Co of Binghamton New York with newspaper mention.
Investigators note Western gold miners feed and care for rats infesting mines. Miners believe rats warn of dangerous gas and collapsed tunnels and that their health indicates mine safety. The practice echoes sailors' beliefs about rats predicting doom.
An 19th century advertisement claims catarrh cannot be cured by local applications and promotes Hall's Catarrh Medicine taken internally to purify the blood and reach mucous surfaces. The formula combines tonics and blood purifiers, with testimonials promised and druggists selling it for seven cents per unit.
An American aviator Lieutenant Avery recounts a German pilot Meinkopf’s attempt to abandon fixed tactics. He notes the German mindset, and describes how Avery’s aggressive maneuvering disrupted the German plan in combat. The piece includes colorful asides and a brief product plug at the end.
Secretary Lane reflects on how war shaped thinking and a girl voices a desire for simpler comforts. The narrator notes moral ambiguity as some men claim virtue while hiding misdeeds.
A story describes Margaret refusing to take nuts from a boy in a nutting party. She insists on receiving them from her uncle, who then teases that she trusts him most. She whispers she wants nuts from him because his hands are bigger.
A prima donna defends a high salary while noting conscience has its place. The reply: audiences buy tickets to hear performances, not moral sermons. The exchange highlights theater economics versus ethical hesitation in a backstage dialogue.
A folding camp stove designed to use alcohol, wood or paper as fuel is announced. A patent covers a combined pick and shovel with a single handle serving both tools.
A Kansas City Star snippet shows a customer demanding service while a waitress named Heloise retorts with sarcasm. Separately British scientists report preserving soap bubbles intact for over a month, highlighting a curious scientific advance.
Historical advertisement claims Gold Medal Haarlem Oil capsules cleanse kidneys, bladder and liver, relieve backache and rheumatic pains, and prevent disease. It promises quick relief, easy dosing, and refunds if unsatisfied, urging readers to buy from their druggist.
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