Cheney’s Quest for Osama Headlines a Satirical Press Conference
A satirical piece lampoons Vice President Cheney after a fictional second shooting tale. It portrays chaotic DC briefing scenes with McClellan, reporters, and figures like Billy Graham and Pope Benedict. The spoof centers on claims of Osama bin Laden’s death and questions about witnesses and evidence.
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Washington Post
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Fox News
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Bush
Harry Whittington
Texas
Whittington
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McClellan
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Osma bin Laden
Crane
Billy Graham
Pope Benedict
Matt
Colmes
Baytown TLOD Donates 100 Books To Local Barber Shops
The Baytown Chapter of Top Ladies of Distinction donated 100 children’s books to area barber and beauty shops as part of national literacy efforts. This marks the third year of the program Boys Booked on Barber Shops and Girls Booked on Beauty Shops. The TLOD promotes youth services and community partnership with events like Literacy Programs Day.
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Baytown
Top Ladies of Distinction, Inc
Susan Moore-Fontenot
TLOD
Tives
Chidren
Art
Betty Glazier
Geri Elliott
Lawrence Wallace
Art Williams
Vivian Rawls
Community calendar highlights Baytown arts and senior programs
Baytown offers a busy slate with Baytown Little Theater presenting The Importance of Being Earnest at 8 p.m. today and tomorrow and 2 30 p.m. Sunday. The Civil Rights Movement play debuts at 7 p.m. in Lee auditorium, admission two dollars.
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Robert E. Lee High School
Lee Auditorium
Rosemary Calico-Hopson
Valentine themed church events and local activities in Baytown
The First Westminster Presbyterian Church of Baytown honored Baytown Police Department personnel on Valentine’s Day with decorated sacks of homemade cookies cards gum and candy. Various community events follow including line dancing TOPS meetings Singles Dance Barbecue youth group kickoff St Marks training art league hymn singing and VFW bingo with dates times and contact numbers for details.
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First Westminster Presbyterian Church of
Baytown
Community Club Schedules For Baytown Area Retirees
The Baytown area groups announce monthly activities. BARSEA lunch on the third Monday at Golden Corral 4610 Garth Road begins 11 a.m. speaker State Rep Wayne Smith. Interdenominational Men’s Fellowship meets 6:30 p.m. at Church of New Beginnings 3220 N Alexander Drive with Boyd Neal as guest. Bible study at San Jacinto Baptist Association 1020 Birdsong Baytown 7 p.m. Optimist Club meets 7 p.m. Mondays at 1724 Market St led by President Kathy Anderson. Contact details provided.
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Baytown Area
Golden Corral
Garth Road
Barsea
Jane Roberts
Wayne Smith
Church of New Beginnings
N. Alexander Drive
Boyd Neal
Dayton First Baptist Church
San Jacinto Baptist Association
Birdsong
Baytown
Optimist Club
Market St
Kathy Anderson
Today in History February 17 highlights from 1996 to 2006
Key events include Kasparov defeating Deep Blue in Philadelphia, Khalid Abdul Muhammad’s death in Georgia, John Negroponte named as national intelligence director, Iraq’s election results and seat allocation, Baytown school changes, a Baytown murder trial request, and local council elections. Quotations from Kurt Vonnegut appear at article end.
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Garry Kasparov
IBM
Deep Blue
Philadelphia
Kasparov
Nation of Islam
Khalid Abdul Muhammad
Marietta
Bush
John Negroponte
U.S
Iraq
National Assembly
United Iraqi Alliance
Baytown Sun photo and story tips and contact info
The Baytown Sun invites readers to submit photos and story ideas. Email submissions to david.bloom baytownsun.com or mail to 1301 Memorial Drive Baytown Texas 77520. Include contact details and allow corrections are published in this space.
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Jerri Read
Highlands
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Call
Crosby Community Center
Hare Road
Bay Area
Elks Lodge
Hanson Drive
Kemah
Beth
Irene
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St. Mark’s United Methodist
St. Mark’s United Methodist Church
N. Main St
Art League
Baytown Commmunity Center
Judy Lackey
Artistic Expressions Studio and Gallery
New Caney
St. John’s
St. John’s United Methodist Church
S. Alexander Drive
Comfort Suites
Interstate 10
W. F. McCorkle
VFW
N. Main
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Goose Creek
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Lewisville
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