Barbs by Phil Pastoret
Barbs by Phil Pastoret offers sharp satirical lines about advice and safety. The writer lampoons nagging guidance and suggests a fail-safe brake to prevent tailgating, using concise humor to critique guidance overload.
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Newspaper
Baytown Sun
Location
Baytown, Texas, United States of America
Date
Dec 07, 1976
Page
3
Barbs by Phil Pastoret offers sharp satirical lines about advice and safety. The writer lampoons nagging guidance and suggests a fail-safe brake to prevent tailgating, using concise humor to critique guidance overload.
A pithy line about rebuilding finances by delaying car payments hints at personal debt relief strategies. It suggests skipping a car payment as a possible step toward financial recovery, reflecting consumer credit pressures.
A 42 day Red and Mississippi River voyage by 10 Texas youths ends in New Orleans. The home made raft Determination weighs about 4000 pounds and will be cut in half for truck transport back to Hawkins Camp, Dallas. The boys, ages 13 to 16, recall a trip filled with cold, rain, camping, Thanksgiving on the riverbank, cooking on a stove under tarpaulin, and sights including a German freighter and a docked Russian ship.
Austin AP report outlines Texas 1978 governor race plans as Gov. Dolph Briscoe and Attorney General John Hill weigh terms. With Briscoe undecided the field could shift, while Hill contemplates after the legislative session and possible Senate bids. Other figures include Lt. Gov. Hobby, Comptroller Bullock, and GOP prospects Hutchison Armstrong.
Wednesday entries show Baytown campuses serving breakfast of grape juice cereal toast and milk. Lunch options include lemon butter baked chicken or wieners with sides, Barbers Hill burrito, Channelview hamburger, Crosby chicken fried steak, Deer Park grilled cheese, and St. Joseph fried chicken with potatoes peaches and milk.
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