Witty quips and cartoons in early 20th century papers
A collage of humorous exchanges and light notes from multiple newspapers featuring playful banter. Snippets include misheard lines about singing before breakfast, a joke about an inventor's secret, a joke about drawing a daughter, fire safety quips, book note on The Circular Staircase, and several pithy exchanges on manners, appearances, and social roles.
Two Natty Gowns Featured In Dress Exhibit
A blue voile draped princess gown with passementerie balls and lace fichus is described alongside a gray blue tussah silk gown trimmed with white braid. Details include tucked sleeves, plastron, white lace, black liberty cravat with gold tassels, corded front trims, and a three stage plaited skirt.
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Uberty
Good Manners at Home in Plain Talk
Lilian Bell argues politeness at home prevents friction and breakage. Genuine courtesy among family members protects bonds, while treating a spouse as furniture damages trust. Small gracious acts sustain a warm, natural home atmosphere without formalities.
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Lilian Bell
A Rosy Costume with Pink Roses in Satin Gown
A pink rose decorated organdic gown features a jacket bodice edged in lace and a tight plain skirt that flares near the floor with ten narrow pink lawn rufes. A pink satin girdle ties at the front and a white horsehair hat with a wreath of tiny pink roses completes the ensemble.
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Charlotte Surday
Mud Stain Removal for Linen Garments
A simple remedy for stubborn stains on white linen suggests using a stiff brush to remove soil then applying a standard cleaner with a clean sponge. The method promises noticeable whitening as the cleaner helps obliterate the stain and leaves the fabric looking pristine after a brief wait.
Stylish Little Frock and Feather Ornaments for Evening Wear
A pretty white dress with red trim is described, highlighting a sailor collar revers cuffs and belt fastened with a gilt buckle. Also noted are ostrich plume toppers for evening coiffure, offered in colors to match gowns and used with long hair pins to complete the look.
The Economical Parasol Choice Shifts to White
A historical note advises opting for a white parasol as the economical choice. Previously dark blues dominated for economy, but white now dominates. White parasols in linen or silk are durable, scrub easily with soap and water, and avoid elaborate trimming. A well-shaped white parasol with a large padded monogram is highlighted as especially satisfactory.
Handling of Grain Improves Threshing Efficiency on Farms
A Home and Farm reader argues that modern gear like wind stackers self feeders weigher and sucker cut threshing time and labor. Thrashing from fields saves time but grain handling remains a bottleneck. Elevators with two tight wagon boxes reduce crew needed to move grain from thresher to granary. A 160 bushel oats box cost 16 dollars and aids market hauling.
One-Person Field Measuring Wheel How It Works
A Farm and Home writer describes a simple one person measuring contrivance using a hub and eight spokes. Each spoke length is 32% inches to yield exactly one rod per revolution. The two disk bubb with grooves holds spokes and a painted color aids counting.
A Field Measure and Garden Plot Guide
A historical note explains measuring land by rods to calculate acres. It describes a wheelbarrow style device with a half inch axle, side bars, and a broomstick handle. It then provides acre perimeters per fraction, listing 2087-10 feet per side for one acre and shorter values for smaller areas.
Ventilating Cellars and Garden Tips From Observers
Practical advice on cellar ventilation warns against constant wind entry to prevent dampness and rust. A single east window plan provides steady ventilation with stable temperatures. Additional notes cover grape pruning balance, and sweat clover as soil improver for hard land.
Poultry Show Washes With 20 Mule Team Borax Ad
A poultry man from New Market Tennessee endorses 20 Mule Team Borax soap for washing white chicks. He reports cleaner, whiter birds after using the product and notes dealer availability and carton sizes. The Pacific Coast Borax Company of Chicago markets the soap with sample offers.
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Tom
J. A. Dinwiddie
New Market
Tenn
Absorbing gag ends with odd pamphlets
Silas reports Reuben was duped by a one dollar offer promising absorbing literature. He received two pamphlets: How Blotters Are Made and Pointe on Turkish Towels, prompting Cyrus to ask what was sent and Silas to recount the jest.
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Silas
Reuben
Cyrus
The Old Time Boy Rules and Requisites
The piece contrasts modern boyhood with colonial era norms. It lists strict rules requiring table dignity candlelit bedtime behavior avoiding shouting and mischief, and forbidding street idleness or headstanding with a penalty of jail time for infractions.
Warm Welcome Assured On Bridge
A short rural scene unfolds with an old lady chiding a wet haired boy for staying out. He explains he has been swimming and fears his mother will wear her soul away if he returns home with damp hair, while he jokes a dried hair mishap would still provoke worry.
Self Delusion Coffee Deception and Postum Cure
A reader letter extols coffee harms and headaches followed by a testimonial praising Postum as a safe healthy substitute. The narrator recalls morning headaches from coffee, claims relief after switching to Postum, and endorses the product with a marketing line from Postum Co. Battle Creek Michigan.
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Cleveland
Inventor
Philadelphia Press
Phiadelphia Ledger
Mary Roberts Rinehart
Bobbs- Merrill Co
Indianapolis
Conan Doyle
Anna Katherine Green
Tese
Comanche Pete
Chicago Tribune
Cornfosgel
Washington Star
John
Colorado
Philadelphia Public Ledger
Pixen
Louiaville Courier-Journal
Archibald
Milcide
Chicago News
Kansas City Directory
Cassis F.F
Hpeiuieencrass
Eanes
Postum
Postum Co
Battle Creek
Mich
Wellville
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