Free From Those Worries A Commuter Joke
A hotel resident explains his easy life amid garden woes as a train companion asks about bulb rot bugs and grass. The punch line reveals the commuter avoids these troubles by living in a hotel.
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Newspaper
Batesville Tribune
Location
Batesville, Indiana, United States of America
Date
Jun 17, 1915
Page
3
A hotel resident explains his easy life amid garden woes as a train companion asks about bulb rot bugs and grass. The punch line reveals the commuter avoids these troubles by living in a hotel.
War correspondent Alexander Powell notes English volunteers and others by ear marks at a New York tea. A young lady asks how to tell them and Powell cites bookkeepers as a humorous example. A printer brother gag adds a death notice caper for a boss.
A St. Louis clergyman laments that poetry loses charm as audiences seek realities. He notes Sassafras tea, once a common remedy for mood, reflects era customs and seasonal use during the period.
A Western town reader shares how digestive troubles vanished after using Grape Nuts. She details heartburn, gas, thinning to a bedbound state, then weight gain and improved digestion. The tale promotes a ten day trial and diet choices for better health.
The article urges municipal and household cleanliness to curb disease spreading house flies. It details fly breeding, the dangers of swatting, and promotes borax or calcined colemanite as a safe, practical preventive applied to manure and garbage to halt maggot development while noting usage limits and cost.
Little Lemuel Paw asks why many borrow trouble. Paw replies that trouble is the only thing many can borrow without security, offering a wry reflection on worry and risk as a life habit. The exchange uses a folksy moral tone common to parable style teaching.
The Alberta rail mileage has doubled to 4,097 miles in three years under Dominion Railway Commission oversight. University attendance rose 1,000 percent in five years, drawing students from 61 districts. J B Edward of Blackie testifies to prosperous settlement, detailing gains in land, cattle, crops, and health since relocating from Iowa.
Senator Sorg hum cites reliance on the plain people while noting disagreement may arise. He questions reliance on the crowd and declares he will not yield to thoughtless popular pressure. The exchange contrasts public opinion with political resolve.
In a rural exchange, Flow of Language receives praise for its cadence. Farmer Corntessel notes the praise contrasts with the speaker’s limited use, saying the language is mainly employed to drown out ideas rather than shape them.
A compact collection of quips on marriage advice listening wives. A joke about a baseball pitcher as an ugly mug. A woman’s defiance of norms and concern over neighbors. A nostalgic question on soda fountains and sarcparilla recollection. Concluding mentions of Easter, marriage rings, and prize rings.
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