The Hard to Please
A rustic poem notes that people never seem satisfied with weather or fortune and fear rain or heat alike. It laments ungrateful readers amid a rural landscape. The speaker rails at the fickleness of folks on hilltops and plains.
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Newspaper
Batesville Tribune
Location
Batesville, Indiana, United States of America
Date
Jul 04, 1901
Page
3
A rustic poem notes that people never seem satisfied with weather or fortune and fear rain or heat alike. It laments ungrateful readers amid a rural landscape. The speaker rails at the fickleness of folks on hilltops and plains.
A tale from Detroit Free Press recounts Jerry Lowe and old man Bascom feuding over a buried treasure myth. A dog, a cornet and comic misreads lead to a wedding-note twist with Bascom’s revenge continuing for years.
The 82 year old Fernando Jones recalls arriving in Chicago when the population was near 1,000. He describes early land sales at 1.25 an acre, helping register lands, and paying Indians 16 dollars in silver. Jones notes landing at the Miners brig, land offices, and his marriage in 1858 to Miss Graham.
A quip line from the Detroit Journal puns on romance and money as a cabinetmaker enters the scene. The text frames a love triangle joked by two actresses about a man who sows trouble for his amusement and notes that money also shifts situations.
An article describes a gate plan that keeps posts rigid and cross supports arranged to prevent sagging, enhancing the farm’s appearance and durability. It argues neat fencing and sturdy gates project pride and proper farm management, countering slovenly impressions.
Instructions to creamery patrons cover equipment cleanliness, milk handling, avoiding skin, and reporting suspected tampering. The article also discusses kerosene as a treatment against San Jose scale, noting variable results and a recommendation to dilute with water and adjust strength cautiously.
A correspondent from New York's fruit district argues apples can pay if growers invest in quality and proper orchard care. He notes some run-down results from careless practices and cites a neighbor earning under $150 per acre on 23 acres, contrasting with better yields from diligent pruning and top fruit.
The Rural New Yorker notes alco ships better to tropics than butter due to beef tallow, staying firm and flavorful on sea voyages. It argues dairy men favor a ten cent tariff in the Philippines and free butter admission, despite flavor loss and rancidity in heat, to protect Pacific coast interests.
Practical household tips cover bait traps with seeds to curb rats and mice in homes. Pineapple eyes removed with small utensils at counters. Strawberry sauces improve plain puddings and boost flavor. Oxalic acid cleans old brass while soda brightens tinware. Mildew spots respond to soapy wet cloths and powder.
Fragmented text describes confectionery steps for sugar work and candy making. Mentions piping sugar, dissolving syrup, cooling, and shaping, with garbled phrases referencing a caterer and various kitchen actions. Contains multiple unclear words and scrambled lines but preserves core candy making instructions.
The dining room should be a bright stone or hardwood space with an open window. Polished floor and a few bright rugs set a warm tone. Furniture includes a broad low lounge with blue and white upholstery and durable pillows. Delft blue wallpaper completes the ensemble.
A fragment describes mixing yuinezar with olive oil salt and white pepper plus a few drops of a flavoring, then washing and draining lettuce, drying, and tossing with dressing. It notes serving with bread and avoiding over soaking the greens after pouring dressing.
A recipe describing a strawberry salad with cream cheese and Wadeoo, a silver fork, thick cream, sugar, lemon juice, and fresh strawberry juice. It instructs arranging crisp lettuce leaves, pouring over the cream, and optionally adding a mustard powder for flavor.
The text describes preparing corn with green stalks and boiling water. It suggests removing husks and threads, cooking ten to twenty minutes, and mixing sugar into the boiling water to improve flavor. The note adds not to overcook and to adjust sweetness as desired.
The guide says keep the cupboard dry and thoroughly dried before storing linen and hang items periodically if unused. It advises washing yellowed linen then drying before storage without starching. For Crown of Lamb, have the meat man crown it, wrap the bone in oised paper, roast, serve with peas and latticed potatoes as garnish.
Beat three tablespoons of butter until soft. Add tea cream then half a tablespoon of lemon juice half a teaspoon salt and a touch of pepper. Stir in one tablespoon chopped parsley for flavor.
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