A Hustling New Yorker’s Oil Promise Ends in Trouble
A quick-witted sales pitch to a firm promises personal attention and brains in every barrel. Months later, without the founder’s oversight, oil quality declines and a protest letter laments that Mr Blank is threatened with paresis.
A Little Man and a Big Warship Adorable Remark
Capt Caspar F Goodrich, famed for blockade service in the Spanish War, recalls a Chinese port visit. The Manchu prefect, seeing him small in stature, compliments the captain by noting that with a fatter body he might command a larger warship, a playful nod to appearances.
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New Pass Found in Rocky Mountains by Explorers
A party of explorers in the Rocky Mountains discovers a new pass after numerous hairbreadth escapes. The report notes the challenging terrain and the moment of discovery, highlighting the explorers' resilience and the strategic significance of the new route. Blossetter's Stomach Bitters is endorsed as a digestion aid.
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Not Contagious Joke By Emmett On Ground Epidemic
Reminiscences of W G Grace recount a tale of Tom Emmett losing temper during a match when fielders kept dropping catches. He threw the ball down and quipped that there was an epidemic on the ground, but thankfully it wasn’t catching.
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Tom Emmett
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Grain-O Coffee Substitute Promoted in Ad
An advertisement urges readers to ask grocers for Grain-O, a grain based drink that substitutes coffee. It claims it suits both children and adults, resembles mocha and java in color, lacks caffeine distress, and is priced at 1. a dollar and 23 cents per package.
Treasury Secretary Gage Reports National Deficit Amid War Costs
Secretary Lyman J. Gage presents the annual Treasury report showing a deficit of $89,111,559.67 for the year ending June 10, 1805, with revenues at $610,982,004.35 and expenditures $700,093,564.02. Internal revenue leads receipts, while army and navy expenses plus a $20 million payment to Spain drive the gap.
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Secretary of the Treasury
Lyman J. Gage
Internal Revenue
Spain
Gage
United State
Canada
United States
Racine Couple Shot by Unknown Burglar at Home
Rev. Dr. David B. Cheney and his wife Mrs. Cheney were wounded in Racine Wisconsin when a burglar shot them during daylight hours. The husband sustained wounds to the groin and breast while Mrs Cheney was shot in the neck with the bullet lodged in her larynx. A posse pursued the assailant as threats of lynching circulated. Both victims were gunned down in a bid to murder rather than rob.
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D. B. Cheney
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Heiress Marry Disputed Count in Quick Transaction
A newspaper quip notes that Bullion's heiress wed a man presented as a French Count. The bride was given away by nobody, and this morning it was revealed the Count title was false, exposing the marriage as a transactional arrangement.
Roberts Supply House Ad Promises Bargains for Household Goods
The ad from T. M. Roberts' Supply House invites readers to consult their complete catalogue for bargains on all household needs, urging shoppers to check before making purchases.
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T. M. Roberts
Best love story is never written says Miss Cayenne
A sentimental young woman asks what is the best love story. Miss Cayenne replies the best love story is never written it is experienced. A Washington Star quote and endorsements for Piso's Cure are also included. The text notes Berlin coachmen include seven retired army officers three pastors and sixteen nobles.
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Washington Star
Berlin
Eagle Linen Letter Paper Ad Promotes Brand to Printers
The notice urges printers to choose Eagle Linen Letter Paper and En velopes for future orders. It references a headline claim that a sudden death occurs among women, with eight cases among men.
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Eagle
Notable world figures and events headline
Queen Wilhelmina is noted for economical dress among European rulers. Sir Edward Sassoon buys Barney Bar-nato’s London house. Queen Victoria thanks Canada for volunteer troops to South Africa. The Khedive of Egypt earns ten times the U.S. president’s salary. Li Hung Chang owns fur collection worth 1 million dollars. A palace frame of iron for Japan’s crown prince to resist earthquakes. Lady Louisa Tighe and Lady Sophia Cecil at the Waterloo ball. Zola’s dog dies, described as one of his greatest sorrows.
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An Incomplete Education and a Catarrh Cure Ad
An essay contrasts European literacy gaps with American schooling, then pivots to a sensational ad for Hall's Catarrh Cure. It features a French conscript unaware of Germany and claims about catarrh being constitutional, endorsing Cheney's remedy with a nationwide money-back pledge and dealer listings.
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Toleio
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Martin's Way in Shifting Speech Pattern Fun
A writer from the Nineteenth Century notes that Trishmen often speak slowly, with a stammer at times, but can choose their best words when explaining a matter. A character named Martin is described as carefully selecting each word before speaking.
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Martin
Pat
Coughing Leads to Consumption Propaganda
An old medical advert promotes Kemp's Balsam claiming it stops coughing immediately and prevents consumption. It urges readers to visit a druggist for a free sample bottle and offers bottles priced at 25 and 50 cents, warning that delays are dangerous.
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Kemp
Crescent skylight remark sparks traveler question
A reader among Turkish dwellings notes a crescent motif on nearly every building. The border watcher, who studies travel books, asks what it signifies. The man in black suspenders replies simply it is the skylight.
Grain-O a nourishing grain drink for children
A marketing notice promotes Grain-O as a coffee substitute for children. It claims Grain-O, made from pure grains, tastes like coffee when prepared properly and costs about the same. Available at all grocers for 15¢ or 25c.
Tattooed Whiskers Among Ainu Women in Japan
Ainu women in Japan traditionally tattoo their faces to resemble men with whiskers, a practice linked to cultural identity and social status. The custom, once widespread, has declined in modern times though historical photographs and records preserve its details.
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Japan
To Cure a Cold in One Day Take Laxative Bromo Quinine
Advertisement promotes Laxative Bromo Quinine tablets claiming a cure for colds in one day. Funded by E. W. Grove with a 25 cent price and a money back guarantee if the cure fails.
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E. W. Grove
Crow's impact: one bird may wipe out 700000 insects annually
A single crow is estimated to consume about 700000 insects per year, highlighting its significant role in natural pest control and ecosystem balance.
Air Cushion Rubber Stamps Best and Cheapest
An advertisement offers air cushion rubber stamps described as the best and cheapest, with ordering details directing readers to send mail to Lock Box 219 in Fort Wayne Indiana.
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John M Smyth Co Denounces Fraudulent Agents
The John M. Smyth Co of Chicago warns that unscrupulous impostors travel nationwide claiming to be sales agents for the firm. The company states it has no agents and denounces all travelers as frauds. Public vigilance urged as impostors operate by selling goods and taking payments.
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Swanson Rheumatic Cure CO
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Chicago
John M. Smyth Co
Lane's Family Medicine Promises Daily Bowel Movement Aid
An old advertisement touts Lane's Family Medicine as a daily aid for healthy bowels, claiming gentle action on the liver and kidneys, relief for sick headaches, and pricing at 25 and 50 cents.
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Lane
Ida’s Gym Nurtures Remarkable Pin Pick Up Feat
A short humorous note celebrates Ida’s gymnasium progress as she shows surprising strength by lifting a pin without bending her knees, indicating notable improvement from her exercises.
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Ida
Mrs Winslow's 800th Inn Stove Teething Remedy
An old advertisement touts Mrs Winslow's teething medicine for children claiming relief of teething pain gum inflammation wind colic and related discomfort. Priced at eight cents per bottle as a general household remedy across households.
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