Potpourri and odd excuses from local readers
A humorous note reports Harry Fartoey hauling a water barrel from the river with a reply about ducks. A seven year old pupil presented a cringeworthy excuse allegedly written by her brother for Friday absence, citing household duties.
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Harry Fartoey
Harry
Ots
Alice
Bemis auction sale raises cash haul in county
Tuesday’s Bemis auction showed a strong cash turnout with Representative Nolan conducting the sale. Farm staff reported over $2,000 in total bids and receipts, nearly all cash aside from about $75. Farmers arrived with bulging pockets, underscoring the money on hand.
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Bemis
Nolan
Mrs Hollister Victim Of Husband Slap At Elks Social
Mrs Hollister wife of Representative Hollister could not attend the Elks social after receiving a black eye from her husband. A dream mentioned a sparring ring where he bit her eye. She may push for a 9 feet wide bed standard in the next legislature.
Clergyman and wife miss train dash to depot then reboard Milwaukee train
A prominent clergyman and his wife boarded the wrong train near Dalmarine. After realizing the mistake they returned toward the depot but encountered the arriving Milwaukee train. The pastor signaled with his bat and the conductor halted the locomotive to help them aboard, allowing them to continue to Lyle.
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Lyle
Dalmarine
Joshua
The Old Farm House Becomes a Timeless Home
Time shapes the home as memories and shared joys give life to four walls. The old farm house, weathered by fifty years, holds deeper meaning than modern houses with its worn floors and casements. Its history, not riches, makes it a true home.
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Twin Cities
North Dakota
California
Dangers of Stove Fires Highlighted in State Bulletin
A state bulletin warns that neglecting stove heat protection and defective flues cause waste and fires. It cites high costs from stove and roof fires, notes cook stoves as major property risk, gasoline stoves as deadlier, and urges careful use of kerosene and ignition practices to prevent explosions.
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Jose
Diversified farming shaped Mower County's rise
The article recalls Mower County Minnesota from 1878 wheat failures to today, highlighting diversification into corn barley oats clover timothy and pasture. It notes breeders of purebred stock, major livestock herds, and the Austin packing house with hogs, plus apple growing and extensive rural rail and telephones aiding prosperity.
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Mower County
Roundery Line
Boundary Line
Jerseys
Minnesota
Iowa
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Ci Ff
M Wer County
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St. Paul
F. W. Kimball
Illinois
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Northwest
Ladies' Social at Elks Aims for Smooth Evening
The Elks hosted a soda time for the ladies with a notable program. A boxing match between Francis Ryan and Francis Meany surprised the crowd as soft gloves hidden with black powder altered the looks after round one. The five rounds were friendly, followed by a dance and refreshments.
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Elks
Francis Ryan
Francis Meany
Elderly German Woman Fails To Buy Ticket In Milwaukee
An elderly German lady with limited English tried to buy a ticket to Philadelphia at the Milwaukee ticket office. She offered a check with balance in cash, but the clerk refused. Deputy Sheriff Carmichael intervened and escorted her to friends in the city. She leaves tonight and is expected to succeed next time.
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Milwaukee
Philadelphia
Carmichael
Eagles Host Second Kaylee Mask Ball
The Eagles announce the second annual Kaylee Mask Ball to be held in January. Dancers look forward with strong interest after last year's event, described as one of the season's most successful and pleasant. The club vows to match or exceed prior efforts in staging the ball.
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Eagles
Color Film Shown At Cosmo Theater This Week
A colored film in natural color is presented at theCosmo theater this week with screenings tonight and tomorrow night. The program promises a vivid moving pictures experience for audiences seeking early color cinema.
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Cosmo
CIA
Operation For Appendicitis In Lake Fairbauke Family
Dan son of Lake Fairbauke is at St Olaf's hospital after an appendicitis operation. The surgery was successful and he is much better today.
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Dan
Lake Fairbauke
St. Olaft’s Hospital
Jonathan Gregson Hints at Quick Hospital Recovery
Jonathan Gregson was removed to St. Olaf's hospital Tuesday night for hernia. He is reported as much better today and belief remains he will soon be able to be out again.
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Jonathan Gregson
St. Olaf’s Hospital
Mach
Shooting in Houston Leaves Man Fatally Wounded
Fred Mills fired a .39 caliber revolver at Osmund Jorgenson during a street quarrel in Houston on Monday night. Both men are 21 years old. Jorgenson died from his injuries.
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Fred Mills
Osmund Jorgenson
Houston
Mills Sant Jorgenson
Mrs Rusted Low In Lyle Hospital Grieving Health
Mrs rusted low. Mrs Robert rusted of Lyle brought to hospital for treatment is very low this afternoon and it is feared she will not recover.
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Robert Rusted
Lyle
Maud Ulmer Jones Dies After Cancer Battle
Maud Ulmer Jones of St. Paul dies of cancer at St. Paul hospital. A noted soprano who sang in church and community events, she won many friends with her rich voice and performances during her years in the twin city.
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Twin City
St. Paw
Maud Ulmer Jones
Jones
Election of Officers by the Progressive League
The Progressive League will meet tonight to elect officers for the coming term. All members are earnestly urged to attend.
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Progressive League
Livestock Market Highlights and Prices
Market report shows light hogs trading around .05 quality notes. Prokop hogs and veal sheep and lambs featured. Fat cattle and steers range from 1010 to 464 with cattle prices around 3.00 to 8.00. fat cows and heifers quoted. canners and feeding stock listed with varied price spans.
Rush of students floods Southern Minnesota Normal College
A large influx of students floods the Southern Minnesota Normal College with trains bringing crowds and money to the city. In recent days over $6,000 has been deposited in local banks from student activity. Officials stay busy housing and orienting newcomers, while locals with rooms to rent are urged to contact the college.
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Southern Minnesota Normal College
Rheumatism Relief Through Kidney Action
Thousands suffer from rheumatism linked to kidney waste buildup. A noted remedy promises to cleanse the blood by filtering uric acid and toxins through the kidneys, using a mixture of Fluid Excersct Dan dlion, Compound Karyon, and Compound Syrup Sarsspacila.
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Cola
Abenmetiam
Funeral for Mrs. Esser to be held at Mona church
Funeral services for the late Mrs. Esser of Lyle will be held tomorrow afternoon. The ceremony will start at 1 o'clock at the house and move to Mona church for 2 o'clock services.
Ware Your Friend's Plants
A woman advises against keeping a friend’s plant while they are away. She personally cared for a plant for six weeks, left for a weekend trip, and returned to a dead plant. She bought a replacement for $2, but the friend still remarked the plant looked peaked.
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Sumer
Cheam Cheer Misread Gift Sparks Wry Exchange
A charitable man drops a nickel into a blind beggar’s hat and claims it is a quarter to cheer him. His companion questions the mixup, prompting a wry defense about brightening the fellow’s mood.
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Cheam
The Coal Sack in the Sky and Aboriginal Lore
An excerpt from Macmillan's Magazine explaining the coal sack as a vast black hole in the Southern Cross region. It describes how astronomers say the darkness arises from emptiness, visible without telescope, and contrasts northern myths with Aboriginal journeys across a cosmic roof and back to the flat earth.
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Macmillan’s Magazine
The Sulphur Bottom Whale Weighs In At Vast Sizes
The blue whale, termed sulphur bottom by Norwegians, is the largest living and ever living animal. It reaches eighty feet rarely, weighing about sixty tons with larger individuals at sixty five tons. In life it far surpasses common depictions and resembles a yacht in form. The brontosaurus was the largest known prehistoric creature at about thirty eight tons.
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Measeum News
Matinee Woman Solves Fitch Marriage Mystery
A Chicago girl recounts a fanciful tale to Clyde Fitch explaining his singleness. She claims his written marriage proposal to a leading actress was misread as a dismissal, leading to the actress's suicide and Fitch remaining unmarried.
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Chicago
Clyde Fitch
Mr. Fitch
Pittsburg Dispatch
Fragmentary Hare Tale Note
A distorted OCR fragment presents a playful hare story with garbled dialogue and stray letters. The text appears corrupted mid-sentence, lacking coherent plot, speakers, or clear setting. No identifiable people, places, or events emerge from the unreadable segments.
Loss Fully Covered in Fire Claim
An adjuster offers to settle a burnt house claim. The speaker asks if the loss is total, notes the home is destroyed, and jokes about potential theft if an old company pays out. He hints at an elopement by his wife during the incident.
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Penn
Puck
Byron Quotation Cited in Philadelphia Record
A Byron quotation about love and desperation appears in the Philadelphia Jeiphia Record, noting that second thoughts may be wiser than initial attraction and that none are fully secure from despair or sly tactics.
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Jeiphia Record
Byron
The Long Conflict and Little Sally Reading
Sally asks what a pro longed conflict is and Harry wonders aloud. Harry recalls asking his father who replies that it is something not understood until one grows up and worries. This fragment from Chicago News shows a childlike reflection on a serious topic.
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Chicago News
Epictetus on Preceding and Following in All Affairs
A compact philosophical reflection urges careful attention to what precedes and what follows every action. It highlights prudence in choosing steps and evaluating consequences within any given affair. The adage emphasizes measured, deliberate conduct and awareness of sequence in decision making.
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Epictetus
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