Austin Daily Herald Classified Notice Fragments
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Bondey Dal
City of
Austin
Ming
Potpourri Local Wit on Rainy Day Chores
A playful exchange captures a boy noting rain prevents chores. He says he is glad it rained because a sunny day would force him to wash windows and rake the yard. The man responds with curiosity, sparking a lighthearted domestic moment.
Austin Schools Urged to Add Protection Fire Equipment
The Insurance Press reports Austin among many cities where investigations justify protection fire appliances in schools. J. B. Howells, injured at the packing house yesterday, has survived seven railway wrecks and narrowly escaped death there before, marking a long history of accidents.
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the Insurance Press
Austin
J. B. Howells
The Philistine Ends With A Witty Take On Domestic Labor
The passage satirically notes a shortage of servant girls in the West and East, suggesting it is easier to obtain a wife than a good kitchen mechanic. It riffs on Sabine women and Roman wooing, arguing scarcity of help leads to recklessness among virtuous citizens.
Man from town marries Austin girl Bessie Waterman
The Blue Earth Post notes Nate Gendier, a local man, who recently wed Bessie Waterman of Austin. It reports he gathered old bones from slaughterhouses and meat markets, shipped them to Hammond Indiana for processing, and jokes the product might return as glue, gum, or breakfast food.
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The
Blue Earth Post
Austin
Bessie Waterman
Nate Gendier
Northwestern
Wanted to Sell a Wild Cow with Rheumatic Limbs
A seller in an Oklahoma paper offers a cow with a rough temper and a history of kicking fences. Described as one quarter shorthorn and two quarters hyena, the animal is said to be sly and dangerous yet tameable for the right buyer. Cash sale announced with low price.
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Oklahoma
Stockyards Letter Warns Against Shipping Cattle or Hogs Elsewhere
A St Paul Union Stockyards letter cites last year's county totals in Mower County: 33995 cattle with 384 shipped to St Paul, 11706 hogs with 623 shipped there, 7593 sheep with 50 sent to the union yards. It argues shipping reduces Minnesota's own market prospects and notes Hormel Packing in southern Minnesota handled 180000 hogs last year and will handle more this year.
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St. Paul
Minnesota
Hormel Packing Company
Surprise party tests Fred Fenton’s nerves and kitchen
Fred Fenton faced anxiety when twenty guests arrived with no food in sight. His wife’s return revealed pickles olives celery sandwiches and a roast turkey saving the evening. The tale hints at a New Thought club to boost spirits and optimism.
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Fred Fenton
Fred
Fenton
John Briebach
John
New Thought Aids Living Up To Existing Faith Teachings
A reflective note asserts New Thought is not a new religion but a belief system that can be adopted to complement current faiths. It argues the approach helps adherents live more fully by embracing the positive outlook.
Electric road plans spark contest in Rochester region
Wesley A. Britzius reports a letter from Isaac A. Smith of St Louis revealing interest in building an electric railroad through the area. Backers consider Rochester Rock Dell Austin and Albert Lea as part of the route, presenting a rival to the Dan Patch line and proof that rural upbuilding via electric roads is a concrete goal.
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Rochester Bulletin
Wesley A. Britzius
Commercial Club
Isaac A. Smith
St. Louis
Rochester
Rock Dell
Austin
Albert Lea
Dan Patch Company
Olmsted County
Obituary for Harold Jensen
Harold Jensen the ten year old son of Mr. and Mrs. Otto Jensen died at his home on Walnut street after illness from measles developing into bronchial pneumonia. He attended Sumner building in Miss Anderson's room and leaves his parents two sisters and a brother. The funeral will be held Monday at 2 o'clock from the Walnut street home with J. C. Johnson in charge and Rev. J. A. E. Naess officiating.
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Harold Jensen
Otto Jensen
Walnut Street
Harold
Sumner
Miss Anderson
J. C. Johnson
J. A. E. Naess
Dinner honoring Mr and Mrs Eaton Robbins
A 6 30 dinner at the home of Mrs C H Robbins Friday night celebrated Mr and Mrs Eaton Robbins. About thirty intimate friends attended the social event.
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C. H.robbins
Eaton Robbins
Junior sociable at M E church draws hearty attendance
The junior sociable at the M E church Friday evening drew a good crowd despite the weather. Children enjoyed a delightful time and the evening proved pleasant for all attendees.
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M. E
Dinner Hosts Whist Clubs At F J Crane Home
Twenty eight guests attended a seven o'clock dinner at the F J Crane home on Friday evening to entertain the two whist clubs of our city. After a delicious meal the clubs played whist and reported an unusually pleasant time.
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F. J. Crane
Church Service at Saint Augustine's Masses and Evening
St Augustine's holds Mass at 8 00 a m and 10 30 a m with an evening service at 7 30 p m. The schedule indicates regular worship times for parish attendees.
First Church of Christ Scientist Service Times
The First Church of Christ Scientist holds regular services at 10 30 a m with Sabbath school for children at 11 45 a m A Wednesday testimony meeting follows at 8 o'clock Everyone is invited to attend any service.
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First Church of Christ Scientist
Easter services mark 89th Odd Fellows anniversary
Rev J S Budlong rector. Holy communion 7 30 am. Morning prayer and sermon 10 30 am. Sunday school 12 o clock. Evening prayer and sermon 7 30 pm. Odd Fellows attend 10 30 service for order anniversary. Easter music repeated. Short confirmation lecture follows evening service.
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J. S. Budlong
Odd Fellows
Church Session and Worship Services with Rev Otis Dale
Paul and Water streets host Will E Sloane minister at residence 128 Maple St Beth phones. 10:00 am Session meeting 10:30 Morning worship sermon by Rev Otis G Dale of Minneapolis 12 m Central Sunday school 3 pm East Sunday school 7 pm Y P S C E 8 pm Mr Dale Health Evangelist speaks on Shall the Church Reclaim the Gift of Healing An account of recent efforts along that line and their meaning.
First Congregational Church Service and Meetings
Morning worship and sermon by Pastor F. E. Knopf at 10 30. Sunday school at noon led by F. P. McBride. Men’s Brotherhood meeting at 3 pm with ex Congresssman Frank M Eddy speaking on Good Government. Christian Endeavor at 7 pm. Evening service at 8 pm in charge of Men’s Brotherhood with Hon Frank M Eddy addressing Young Men and What to do with Them. You are invited to worship with us.
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First Congregational Church
Church Schedule at St Paul and Maple Streets
Services in the new church corner of St Paul and Maple streets with a 9:30 class meeting led by Rev A Cressey and 10:30 morning worship including a sermon and choir music. Sunday school at noon Epworth League 6 30. No evening service due to union meeting.
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St Paul and
Maple Streets
Chatham and
College Streets
A. Cressey
Epworth
Morning Worship at Cornerstone Church with Salvation Topic
Rev. Harry Booth Hazen leads morning worship at 10 30 am at the corner of Oakland Ave and High street with the subject Salvation of Infants and Our Life After death. Sunday school follows at noon. No evening service due to Congregational church service.
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Harry Booth Hazen
Oakland Ave
High Street
Congregational Church
Services Schedule in Scandinavian and English
At 10 30 Sunday morning services in Scandinavian on the topic Knowing Christ through the Means of Grace Sunday school and Bible class at 12 Luther League at 6 30 and an English evening service at 7 30 with the topic Thom as the Honest Doubter and music by the church choir
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Christ
Thomas the Honest
Frontier marksman Wild Bill Hickok with the six shooter
The article praises Wild Bill Hickok as the first frontier marksman to master the six shooter noting his unerring aim under fire. It recalls his lightning draw and calm self possession, his restraint with rivals, and feats such as shooting a dime at fifty paces and corking a bottle neck at thirty paces amid daily street wagers.
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Wild Bill Hickok
Williams
Abilene
Flickok
Smoky Hill
Denver Field
Thrilling rafting tale from The Shameless Diary of an Explorer
A group of ten days into Alaska ventures raft down a glacial river in September. Rob ert Trunn recounts the Mary Ann Il and Ethel May as they zigzag past boulders and eddies, hugging cliff walls, relying on poles and balance to survive the dangerous, swiftly moving water. It is a vivid first person account of a hair‑raising journey.
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Alaska
Robert Trunn
Fred
The London Mall Theater Scene After a Shooting
A farmer and his wife visit London to see a play. After the first act a man is shot and many leave. The couple decide to join the crowd to learn the fate of the wounded man, fearing the theater may not be safe.
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Farmer Aseed
London
Henry
Lairey
London Mall
How Sandy Fooled Sandy
An elderly Scotsman in a Glasgow area village overcomes a tough weekday porridge by bribing himself with whisky. He eats the last spoonful to win the bet and then hides the whisky by returning it to the bottle, boasting of outsmarting the old rule.
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Sandy
Glasgow
Dundee Advertiser
Sunny Nook stock farm near Austin
A stock farm known as Sunny Nook lies two miles west of Austin with new buildings and superior county land. Former owner Joseph Keenan of Austin is offering it for sale with terms and price on request.
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Sunny Nook
City of
Austin
Joseph Keenan
Miss Bessie Wells Leaves for Lime Springs
Miss Ida Thompson hosted a farewell party last night for Miss Bessie Wells who departs Monday for her Lime Springs home. Guests enjoyed a pleasant evening and refreshments were served.
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Ida Thompson
Bessie Wells
Lime Springs
Cosmo Four comic films promised at Cosmo tonight
The Cosmo presents a program of three shorts and a feature film for an entertaining evening. His First Success and Interrupted Card Party lead the laughs with The Stolen Pig and Three of a Kind providing additional comic fun. The Child Reformatory is shown as the feature, plus two illustrated songs.
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The
Cosmo
Fine Home for Sale at Main and College Corners
For sale the Eaton Officer property at the corner of Main and College streets. Eight room house with hall, cemented cellar and good barn in a premier city location. Small cash payment and balance monthly if desired. For full particulars contact owner E. H. Smith.
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Eaton Officer
Main
College Streets
E. H. Smith
Lasting Advice on Marriage and Comfort
A depositor tells the bank receiver that his suggestion offers little comfort as a bachelor. A bachelor quips to Benedict about marriage, noting a wife is expensive but lasts a very long time, prompting a consolatory pat from the blue married man.
Cobra Capture Stuns Passengers on Avontuur Line
A South Africa rail traveler at Gamtoos safely restrained a large cobra de capella aboard the Avontuur railway. He gripped the snake by the head, jerked it clear, and placed the reptile on a biscuit tin. The cobra measured about four feet long and three inches in diameter.
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Avontuur
South Africa
Gamtoos
Facts Versus Terms Toothache Or Imagination Quip
A witty exchange contrasts pain and perception as one character claims a toothache is imaginary and asks what remedies apply to imagination, provoking a playful banter on reality and belief. The brief literary quip leverages humor to blur physical and mental states.
Markets report shows mixed cattle and grain trends
Market notes list various items including barley oats veal sheep cattle and fat cattle with price ranges. It records fluctuating values across LIVESTOCK and grain categories and hints at regional pricing movements.
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Tos
Kievesuiail
Political calendar for upcoming party events
A political calendar lists key dates for parties including May 6 Democratic primaries May 9 Democratic county convention May 14 Democratic state convention in St Paul June 16 Republican national convention in Chicago and July 7 Democratic National convention in Denver.
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St. Paul
Chicago
Denver
Odd Fellows Memorial Service at Christ Hall
Odd Fellows are called to attend memorial services at Christ Hall Sunday at ten o'clock in the morning. The gathering invites all members to join in the observance.
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Christchurch
Viava home treatment ad seek help in Austin Minn
Viava system home treatment information offered by Miss Helen Sass manager of the Rochester Viavi Co invites interested persons to contact her at Austin Minnesota for guidance and product details.
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Viavi
Helen Sass
Rochester Viavi Co
Austin
Minnimo
A Risky Subject
A witty dialogue about an engagement where a young man seeks a father’s consent and a clever reply reveals the father already has three “sons” boarding, hinting at a humorous parental condition and a risky marriage plan. The exchange balances romance with family awareness and playful pride.
Reservation Indian Pays For Grindstone Sharpening
A disconsolate reservation Indian faced a delay while his ax was fixed by a farmer who gave a new handle and sharpened the dull blade. The Indian, smiling after the repair, lingered and finally asked for 25 cents for turning the grindstone, prompting the interpreter to relay the demand.
Notable Observations in Imperial Gazetteer Excerpts
Editors note numerous unconscious humor specimens in the Imperial Gazetteer of India. A district is described as a vast rolling plain with alternating bare ridges and narrow fertile valleys. The London Globe remarks on buffalo milk richer in butter fat and lacking a hump compared with cows.
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Imperial Gazetteer of India
London Globe
Reigning Belle Quip Sparks St Louis Banter
A vivacious girl declares she has poured at every function this week while an elderly man overhears and mutters about her as a reigning belle. The exchange appears in the St Louis Reagalic gossip.
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St. Louis
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